advice for new posters?

[Krystal]

>Newfriend posts asking for advice on how to into Kiwifarms.
>Gets told to lurk more.
>Gets insulted for not lurking before posting.
>Doesn't lurk more, just keeps posting without having any understanding of the site culture.
>"Am I so out of touch? No, it's the farmers who are wrong"
>Newfriend becomes a newfag.
>People reject him for showing no interest in understanding how this place works.
>Newfag harrumphs that people on the site reject him.
>People still able to get laughs out of the situation because he's so fucking autistic.

𝅘𝅥𝅘𝅥𝅮 Tale as Old as Time 𝅘𝅥𝅘𝅥𝅮

Tale as old as Time
Song as old as rhyme
OP is a fag

I'm half-certain you're @kyle2252/@soft kitty.

That's probably because you're drunk and/or on Xanax again though.

I kinda thought it was a softkitty sock too at first, but now I think this is someone else entirely.

 

[naught sock account 1]

only around 20%

welcome, help me make the goyim seethe...

 

[FuckedUp]

That's probably because you're drunk and/or on Xanax again though.

They joined nine hours ago and are already an expert on the ins-and-outs of the site. Oh, and they joined seven minutes after Kyle last attempted to log into @soft kitty.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

@Sapience is softkitty, @Chonky is OPII or however the fuck he spelled it.


Source: my ass

 

[SIGSEGV]

They joined nine hours ago and are already an expert on the ins-and-outs of the site.

And I'm an expert on the ins-and-outs of your mother. That doesn't mean I'm the only one who's fucked her, though. Similarly, there are plenty of retards who would make sock accounts just to post a dumb thread like this one.

 

[naught sock account 1]

@Sapience is softkitty, @Chonky is OPII or however the fuck he spelled it.

If he was op-II wouldn't he be shitting up chat?

 

[FuckedUp]

And I'm an expert on the ins-and-outs of your mother. That doesn't mean I'm the only one who's fucked her, though. Similarly, there are plenty of retards who would make sock accounts just to post a dumb thread like this one.

I meant @Sapience is Kyle's sock.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

If he was op-II wouldn't he be shitting up chat?

He was bound to learn eventually.

 

[Pomniman]

@Chonky how does this image make you feel??

ETA: Jesus Christ, guys; I didn't mean to stop the whole thread with my dank memes but while we're here;

"We must secure the existence of our breed and a future for pedigree puppies." t. Fat furfag 'tard OP

 

[Pope Fucker]

@Chonky Is your dad at home?

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

@Chonky Is your dad at home?

Nah, I left for cigarettes 18 years ago.

 

[naught sock account 1]

He was bound to learn eventually.

the last time was funnier, he created about 6 threads at the same time...
Are you serious about the animal thing? @Chonky

 

[Revo]

@Chonky If you find that threads are not your cup of tea: you could always go to our chat and chill with people.

Or probably making ass of himself in the chat much more than here.

 

[SIGSEGV]

I meant @Sapience is Kyle's sock.

Oops, I though you were talking about OP. The stuff I said about your mom still stands, though.

 

[Chonky]

the last time was funnier, he created about 6 threads at the same time...
Are you serious about the animal thing? @Chonky

half joking half not. there are documented cases of dogs consenting.
as for your "6 threads", sounds like you've got other problems on here. more reason for me to not take this place seriously

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

there are documented cases of dogs consenting.

.. go on.

 

[Krystal]

OP confirmed white girl

 

[StreetGangsta]

half joking half not. there are documented cases of dogs consenting.
as for your "6 threads", sounds like you've got other problems on here. more reason for me to not take this place seriously

>half joking half not
Please buy a revolver, then empty a bullet inside your head.

 

[naught sock account 1]

>b& from /pol/
>familiar with reddit
>faps to /d/
>ok with fucking animals
>only 20% Jewish
>vore pfp

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

>half joking half not
Please buy a revolver, then empty a bullet inside your head.

have sex (with a (fully consenting) dog), lol



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