advices to get a bf

[Spastic]

What reality? I mean I ain’t victim

I see you conveniently ignored the advice.

 

[starfirestellar]

I see you conveniently ignored the advice.

Nono you said a good advice, but I’m still asking about what reality you are talking about

 

[DavidS877]

Does the hallway in your house make the chirp

Can you imagine. You get to a girl's house, you're about to make your move and then you hear it.

Chirp.

Suddenly you stand up, stammer something about having to go to the store. She asks why? You reply something about needing protection.

You rush out to the nearest store and get 2 9V batteries, because you always need a spare. Come back and she sees what you bought and says "I thought you said protection".

"I did, fire protection."

 

[starfirestellar]

Name the last three books you read.
And what you ate for breakfast yesterday.

The theory of psychoanalysis by c.g Chung, Israel l’obsession du territoire and the murder on the orient express by Agatha Christie

 

[RACISM]

The theory of psychoanalysis by c.g Chung, Israel l’obsession du territoire and the murder on the orient express by Agatha Christie

That's 50% of the questions answered. I bet you only had to use 13% of your brain to do so.
Now answer the rest.

 

[starfirestellar]

That's 50% of the questions answered. I bet you only had to use 13% of your brain to do so.
Now answer the rest.

Nah <3

 

[RACISM]

Nah <3

Is it because you didn't eat breakfast yesterday? Not even any fried chicken?

 

[starfirestellar]

You answered your own question, try to approach someone that gets your interest this way, the worst that can happen it's just getting a "yeah, cool, gotta go" good things come to those looking for them, good luck in your Love Quest!

Thanks that’s a good way to see things

Is it because you didn't eat breakfast yesterday? Not even any fried chicken?

HAHHAHAHAHAH NO I JUST DONT WANT TO ANSWER

 

[RACISM]

HAHHAHAHAHAH NO I JUST DONT WANT TO ANSWER

You can't actually think what it would be like to skip breakfast yesterday, that's why.

 

[starfirestellar]

You can't actually think what it would be like to skip breakfast yesterday, that's why.

Maybe I can maybe I cannot

 

[Jerome Saunders]

We can talk in circles all we want but eventually we will need some proof. I'm not saying to expose your identity in any way, it has been culture of the farms to verify with a foot pic.

 

[Baraka Obama]

Identify a few targets in your classes, try to sit next to them, smile a lot and try to chat. If he's smiling back it's a good sign. Ask for his number and try to find an excuse to work on an assignment together in person. Tell him he's cute. Find a reason to take a break to do literally anything other than the assignment and go outside. If it's going good get touchy and kiss him.

This is pretty well how I met my wife we've been together 13 years.

There are plenty of desperate zoomer boys, should be like shooting fish in a barrel.

 

[Super Malario]

Thanks that’s a good way to see things

HAHHAHAHAHAH NO I JUST DONT WANT TO ANSWER

I can't give you dating advice but instead I will give you forum advice, AVOID DOUBLE POSTING, it clogs the threads you participate in, you can reply to multiple people with one post using the reply button just like I did here.

 

[Spastic]

Nono you said a good advice, but I’m still asking about what reality you are talking about

There is 8 pages of you talking shit, but the slavery question kinda irks me.
You are pushing fault on americans for slavery, while they are the ones that fought a war to end it.
British were a colonial super power, mainly to get spices and not slaves.
There is no colonialism in the current year, and you're free.

There are multitudes of countries in africa right now, that still practice slavery, and sex slavery is a phenomenon in arab and eastern world. There are more slaves now than there were in 1776.
You are here, so sooner or later you will learn what the fuck the chinesese do. Spoiler alert, sex slaves.

 

[dick brain]

Why is everyone assuming I’m fat

Because the bar for finding a partner as a woman is "don't be fat".

Anyway, take it from an old man: if you try to change how you act or present yourself for the sake of finding a partner, you're setting yourself up for failure. It's just lying, and there are two outcomes: you get a partner who likes the lie you're telling, and then over time you drop the act, your relationship fails because you aren't actually the type of person your partner wants to be with, and you're back at square one, only older and having wasted both your time and theirs; or, you never drop the act, you lie for the rest of your life, and live a really shitty stressful hollow narrowed existence, having cheated yourself out of being who you are for fear of loss or loneliness.

If people are rejecting you, it means you're meeting the wrong people. The solution is to meet more people. The solution is not to pretend to be someone else -- because eventually you're going to meet someone who would've liked the real you, but they won't know you're you, because you'll be pretending to be someone else. Be true to yourself. Focus on your own goals and values -- like not being fat -- and you'll naturally attract likeminded people. You're better off meeting someone who actually likes you, even if it takes years, versus tricking someone into thinking they like you today.

This is something your father is supposed to teach you but I assume yours didn't stick around, please don't imprint on me like a duckling or whatever.

 

[starfirestellar]

Oh thanks I didn’t knew I’ll definitely use it

I can't give you dating advice but instead I will give you forum advice, AVOID DOUBLE POSTING, it clogs the threads you participate in, you can reply to multiple people with one post using the reply button just like I did here.

 

[SentinentCloud]

im actually intriqued now what is the deal with the breakfeast

 

[WhatInTheActualFuck]

There are plenty of desperate zoomer boys, should be like shooting fish in a barrel.

Pretty much this - if you're not a complete ogre or spaz, it's trivially easy to find someone you're simpatico with, especially in college, not least of all because everyone in their college years is pretty much retarded.

Be friendly and open in your daily dealings and that shit just lays down in front of you.

 

[starfirestellar]

There is 8 pages of you talking shit, but the slavery question kinda irks me.
You are pushing fault on americans for slavery, while they are the ones that fought a war to end it.
British were a colonial super power, mainly to get spices and not slaves.
There is no colonialism in the current year, and you're free.

There are multitudes of countries in africa right now, that still practice slavery, and sex slavery is a phenomenon in arab and eastern world. There are more slaves now than there were in 1776.
You are here, so sooner or later you will learn what the fuck the chinesese do. Spoiler alert, sex slaves.

i never said Americans where totally responsible of slavery. That’s a stupid take and that is not the case. I am against slavery as a whole idc about who’s doing it. If you did it or do it actions must be taken. That’s all I’m saying. Americans, French, African, Chinese or whatever populations should take actions to stop that madness. Simple as that

 

[Spastic]

Because the bar for finding a partner as a woman is "don't be fat".

Anyway, take it from an old man: if you try to change how you act or present yourself for the sake of finding a partner, you're setting yourself up for failure. It's just lying, and there are two outcomes: you get a partner who likes the lie you're telling, and then over time you drop the act, your relationship fails because you aren't actually the type of person your partner wants to be with, and you're back at square one, only older and having wasted both your time and theirs; or, you never drop the act, you lie for the rest of your life, and live a really shitty stressful hollow narrowed existence, having cheated yourself out of being who you are for fear of loss or loneliness.

If people are rejecting you, it means you're meeting the wrong people. The solution is to meet more people. The solution is not to pretend to be someone else -- because eventually you're going to meet someone who would've liked the real you, but they won't know you're you, because you'll be pretending to be someone else. Be true to yourself. Focus on your own goals and values -- like not being fat -- and you'll naturally attract likeminded people. You're better off meeting someone who actually likes you, even if it takes years, versus tricking someone into thinking they like you today.

This is something your father is supposed to teach you but I assume yours didn't stick around, please don't imprint on me like a duckling or whatever.

Instead of this boomer advice. You can actually become a better person. In fact, you should strive to be the better person every day.
You are in fact in charge of your life and you do not have to be a fucking dickhead, you just need to choose not to.