Gross Aella Martin / Rachael Antier Slick / Abigail Glass / @Aella_Girl / @Aellagirl / @Miss_Aella / u/Sweatywoman / RedVerse / Apostate Slick / Knowingless - Rationalist LessWrong poly libertarian hooker girl throwing rape orgy parties. Former $100k/month OnlyFans star and $3,000/hour prostitute. Would rather come up with gross hypotheticals than shower.

How many people will show up to Aella's birthday gangbang?


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Aella is looking a bit greasy and pudgy. Her hair is doing that thing where it clumps together in the front and gets stringy due to being unwashed.

She's been complaining about weight gain too. My 2024 prediction is she will try to lose weight but is too terminally unique to follow conventional advice and will only gain. She's already reposted some 'Ice cream is actually super good for you!' pop-sci article that Yudkowsky put up (and he is an expert in weight loss). I think we'll get a munchausen arc out of her. It will all be the fault of some mystery disease.
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(Back after a fit - my bad)

Aella is looking a bit greasy and pudgy. Her hair is doing that thing where it clumps together in the front and gets stringy due to being unwashed.

She's been complaining about weight gain too. My 2024 prediction is she will try to lose weight but is too terminally unique to follow conventional advice and will only gain. She's already reposted some 'Ice cream is actually super good for you!' pop-sci article that Yudkowsky put up (and he is an expert in weight loss). I think we'll get a munchausen arc out of her. It will all be the fault of some mystery disease.
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That honestly seems a better weight for her. Looks like a respectable woman in her thirties rather than pretending she can be perpetually 21.
 
(Back after a fit - my bad)

Aella is looking a bit greasy and pudgy. Her hair is doing that thing where it clumps together in the front and gets stringy due to being unwashed.

She's been complaining about weight gain too. My 2024 prediction is she will try to lose weight but is too terminally unique to follow conventional advice and will only gain. She's already reposted some 'Ice cream is actually super good for you!' pop-sci article that Yudkowsky put up (and he is an expert in weight loss). I think we'll get a munchausen arc out of her. It will all be the fault of some mystery disease.
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Bulimia arc when?

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(Back after a fit - my bad)

Aella is looking a bit greasy and pudgy. Her hair is doing that thing where it clumps together in the front and gets stringy due to being unwashed.

She's been complaining about weight gain too. My 2024 prediction is she will try to lose weight but is too terminally unique to follow conventional advice and will only gain. She's already reposted some 'Ice cream is actually super good for you!' pop-sci article that Yudkowsky put up (and he is an expert in weight loss). I think we'll get a munchausen arc out of her. It will all be the fault of some mystery disease.
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Rachel Slick will soon be fat and even her simps won't have sex with her. The attentionposting will become legendarily unhinged at that point.

I'm not sure how but somehow shes going to blame any weight gain on the gnomes

That said its clear what the underpants gnomes were doing all this time - stealing underwear to give to aella to try to cover up the fish smell
My guess is that she will just so randomly happen to have the same magic metabolism disorder that Yudkowsky has.
 
She's been complaining about weight gain too. My 2024 prediction is she will try to lose weight but is too terminally unique to follow conventional advice and will only gain
She's perfectly capable of following conventional advice, just impatient and bad at maintenance and overconfident in her power to self improve.

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I predict more yo-yoing between unsustainable 800kcal/day cuts and binges back up to 135lbs as the initial euphoria of hunger wears off. It doesn't sound like she's naturally hungry enough to gain much more than that.
 
She's perfectly capable of following conventional advice, just impatient and bad at maintenance and overconfident in her power to self improve.

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I predict more yo-yoing between unsustainable 800kcal/day cuts and binges back up to 135lbs as the initial euphoria of hunger wears off. It doesn't sound like she's naturally hungry enough to gain much more than that.

This is why I think that. Eating 1600 calories a day and moving a little more is the conventional advice for a tall woman. She couldn't do that. She tried the Grimes starvation diet, and like most people she could do it for a little while, then not at all. I agree on the yo-yoing but that kind of thing usually leads to *permanent* weight gain after the starvation honey moon is over.

The person who said this is a better weight for her and she looks more her age is right, imo.
 
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