Crossover "AFPAC 4" - Nick tries to save face for groypers after Kanye ghosts him

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Retribution said:
He's been talking about it on his show. Been trying to get paypiggies to fund it.
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>Be Ralph
>Hop on a Mexican airplane to Washington DC
>Be made to book two seats
>One for your ass and one for your gunt
>Your gunt spills over on some woman's seat
>She looks at you funny
>Start a hollerin' at her
>Flight gets delayed as they have to throw you off
>Book another ticket
>This time you remember to take your xannie berries
>Flight takes off and lands without incident
>Land in DC
>Meet up with the rest of your fellow AF retards in front of CPAC
>See news cameras filming you
>Think nothing of it
>See Ali Jamal
>Begin a hollerin' at him for his parents not letting you sleep over at his castle
>Call his mother a whore
>Say his father is a good for nothing shit skin who stole a white man's job
>Ali responds
>He tries to be nice to you but everyone can clearly see he's retarded
>Eventually Nick Fuentes has to throw you out for hurting his optics
>Holler at him some more
>Several Ayylawgs appear from the crowd
>They start pelting you with paperwork
>Eventually the police have to come and escort you away from the protest for your own protection
>Go to your hotel to wash some xannie berries down with liquor
>Wake up the next day
>See tons of notifications on your phone
>Figure they're from the Ayylawgs at Broke Dick Farms
>Nope
>They're from the mainstream press
>See articles with your name and picture on them
>"White Nationalist Incel Leader Ethan Ralph Hollers At Mentally Disabled Son of Indian-American Immigrants"
>Millions of people have already seen you a hollerin'
>They bring up he fact that half your show is you talking over clips of Tucker Carlson
>Tucker responds by playing the video of you getting your ass kicked by troons as he disavows you
>Go back to your Mexican crack shack
>Pantsu has taken Rosie and your unborn child back to Rochester
>Pour whatever little money you have left into illicit substances
>Take them all in one night while streaming yourself
>Call it the Pillstream to End All Pillstreams
>Literally do all the drugs while you holler at everyone you've ever known
>Get record stream numbers as you do so
>Feel yourself slipping out of consciousness
>Tell the world to go fuck itself for the final time
>Several hours pass
>You wake up
>Fuck
>Even God is Ayylawgging you
>Turns out all the drugs you've ever done has given you the mother of all tolerances
>Check the news
>All their coverage of you has shifted towards the Republican Party for allowing people like you to holler at retarded minorities
>The only people still talking about you are Broke Dick Farms
>The Kino Casino is doing a special edition episode just to cover the last 48 hours
>Jim even comes out of retirement just to do a livestream shitting on you
>You're only left with one option
>Continue streaming yourself doing all the drugs because this is your hell and you're living in it
 
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Fortyone said:
Will kanye even show up or mention it?
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This is Nick's victory condition and I think there's a <1% chance of it happening. If Kanye was willing to get on a plane and fly across the country for Nick, then Nick would just organize and advertise the event around Kanye/Ye24, not himself. It would be the Ye24 rally, not the "Fuentes Rally".

Not to mention how all signs point to Kanye being entirely disinterested in politics and continuing his crusade against the Jews at this point. He's working out a $500 million deal with Adidas. He took the meds.
 
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There's a lot to watch for this week. The potential Keith Woods collab may signal that it has finally entered lil Nipples' cat brain that the Peter Pan(glin) strategy of playing the inveterate juvenile was not so clever after all, and that he needs to put the brakes on the clown show. Of course that would mean purging Ethan Ralph; if Beardson continues to stream over Ralph it is likely on Nick's orders. Thankfully Ralph, in characteristic fashion, immediately blabbed that he'd be going to this rally and so if he's not there we'll know there's something up.

This is just speculation obviously but if the long-awaited Catboy/Kill Retort edrama comes to pass there will be plenty of harvest to go around.
 
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Instead of AFPAC4 the groypers get a few collab streams with Keith Woods in Ireland/UK.
 
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slickerthanyouraverage said:
Instead of AFPAC4 the groypers get a few collab streams with Keith Woods in Ireland/UK.
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Baby Hitler is too cheap to fly Woods to the US for the protest next weekend?
Russell is trying to mooch $1000 to go to DC. Sounds like he and Clodfelted are both going, along with a couple of other guys I didn't catch. He said something about leaving Wednesday night and taking 13 hours to get there. Who else lives in Florida?
 
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If it's a podium event, any known alog will surely be rejected at the door. If it's an actual "rally" (outdoors, marching around with a megaphone chanting "groyper, groyper, groyper") then at least a few alogs will probably mog Beersoy and serve papers to the gunt.
 
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nothing2 said:
If it's a podium event, any known alog will surely be rejected at the door. If it's an actual "rally" (outdoors, marching around with a megaphone chanting "groyper, groyper, groyper") then at least a few alogs will probably mog Beersoy and serve papers to the gunt.
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You think too highly of the remaining 'groypers'...either they are too stupid to realize nick is a federal honey pot trying to entrap people or they are federal informants.
 
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Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
Fingers crossed Gunt makes the pilgrimage to AFPAC Mecca again this year. The cross-country road trip with a very pregnant Meigh last year was hilarious.
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I doubt Gunt will have either the money or sobriety to make it, assuming Nick and the Cozy crew haven't kicked him out of the club by then.

EDIT: LOL, spoke too soon. This is why you should always try to read the entire thread before posting, kids.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
Knowing what I know about AF, the Guinness Book of World Records better show up to record the world's largest gay sex orgy.
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What I know of AF... Larger one happens in darkrooms of hundreds of porn shops around the world every day.
Maybe couple of years ago they had a shot in that category, but 7 guys having free for all in hotel room is not quite enough. And that is what they pull this time.
 
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