African-American Appreciation Thread - Not Actually an Appreciation Thread

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Amin Yasister said:
So if, say Beyonce starred in the advert and not Sidney Sweeney, would there be any outrage?
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Yes. This is the way it would go.
  • Beyonce "has great genes" ad drops
  • White people around the globe laugh and mock the ad stating "Then why does she try so hard to look White?"
  • White people start uploading random White waitresses, baristas and gas station attendants that blow Beyonce out of the water
  • No noticed sales increase on merchandise recorded. Record amounts of theft of merchandise recorded.
  • Intense, news cycle hijacking cope released. "Sheeeit" echoes through eternity.
  • Cities get burned down
 
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JaanTaam said:
More female niggers upset their genes are inferior to white women
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Quod erat demonstrandum.
 
Ed Special said:
"We need government distribution of government-approved food"
We had that under Reagan, to deal with all the fucking CHEESE we stockpiled while giga-subsidizing dairy farmers.
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I've heard it's surprisingly good. Of course the proposal in question won't satisfy detractors of the existing SNAP/EBT program: if they saw beneficiaries making anything about as good or even better as what they had that day with the government-approved food, they'd immediately demand it be replaced with prison Nutraloaf.
Garina'sVengeance said:
Kraut's weird. If you translate it directly, like Yoda talking it is. 'First with water mix, then rap, hmm?'.
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Yoda's verbal mannerisms are based on Yiddish (a Germanic language that arose in Swabia) so that is unsurprising
Martys_not_smarty said:
What's funny is I've seen the same sentiment when it comes to all Spanish speaking peoples south of the US and Colombians, doesn't matter if you're Mexican or Puerto Rican or Cuban or anywhere else when it comes to Colombians they all can really around the flag of fuck those fucking goat raping apes.
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I thought that was Venezuelans
 
Belisarius Cawl said:
I thought that was Venezuelans
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Yeah them too but they're easy to spot, like Reese says in the first Terminator they're like the 600 series you can spot them easily cause they're a bit off, it's all the nigger in them and the cadence in their spanish. With Colombians they can usually pass for something else but they're like the Indians (dot not feather) of South America they wanna fuck anything with two legs and a hole and it gives them away.
 
H3H3 Podcast Higlights said:
Strong black queen has no need for better transportation


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lol riiiiight ... so what, nobody bothered to travel very far because they knew it'd be just as shit wherever they go as it was where they were? And did they ever learn how to "write" their brilliant musings down on something durable, like, say, stone, papyrus, or cloth so that they could pass on that knowledge to later generations? Nothing that could demonstrate basic literacy, etc.?

Strange how that's absent...
 
moocow said:
lol riiiiight ... so what, nobody bothered to travel very far because they knew it'd be just as shit wherever they go as it was where they were? And did they ever learn how to "write" their brilliant musings down on something durable, like, say, stone, papyrus, or cloth so that they could pass on that knowledge to later generations? Nothing that could demonstrate basic literacy, etc.?

Strange how that's absent...
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She's committing the fallacy of "on the continent of Africa, therefore black" with Ancient Egypt
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Belisarius Cawl said:
Those niggers were actually carrying out circumcisions. I don't know if that makes things any better for them.
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I remember you pointed that out last time we discussed it, I just think it's funnier this way. If I write a peer reviewed paper I'll make sure to properly attribute it but for our purposes they will always be nutslaves to me.
 
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moocow said:
did they ever learn how to "write" their brilliant musings down on something durable
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That's a great segue into the origin story of the Numbers Gangs in South Africa, and their magical rock on which they "wrote" the gang's laws.

You might remember the Numbers Gang from this horrifying video:


Here's the hilarious story of their origin: https://archive.ph/wip/8BVfP

A guy named Po meets two young men, Nongoloza and Ngeleketyane. He teaches them the national pasttime of all sub-saharans: robbery. Po decrees that Ngeleketyane shall do crime during the daytime, and Nongoloza shall do crime at night.

Po makes up other rules too. He carves the rules into a rock. Keep in mind, Po was a 70 IQ Bantu, so he didn't carve any actual words into the rock. He used child-like pictograms (much as they still do today).

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As the gang grew, they decided they should live in separate caves (because of course they live in caves!) and that they would name themselves 27 and 28. The "2" indicating that they have two leaders, and the 7 and 8 being the number of members in each group.

Unfortunately, they only had one copy of the rules - the one Po had carved into the rock. They decide to take a piece of leather and press it against the rock, transferring the pictographs onto it. Notice how they couldn't just, you know, write words on the leather. There were no words to write; only scribbles.

Ngeleketshane (27) keeps the rock, and Nongoloza (28) takes the leather. They go their separate ways. Unfortunately, soon afterwards Ngeleketshane drops the rock, and it breaks in half ...and somehow he loses half of it. "I'm sorry officer, I've lost the giant rock that had my insurance information etched on it."

Anyway, some time passes and Ngeleketshane decides to pop round Nongoloza's cave for a visit. There he finds the 28's having butt sex ...in the butt!

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Ngeleketshane is furious! But Nongoloza says "hol up! Didn't you know? Butt sex is allowed!" He shows Ngeleketshane the piece of leather, and right there in plain pictograph is this:

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Ngeleketshane is skeptical. He suspects Nongoloza and the 28s have added this rule to the leather. He can't be sure though because he lost half his rock like five minutes ago, and he has the memory of a goldfish.

They fight about it, and eventually Po arrives. Now remember, Po authored the rules. He's the authority on if butt sex is allowed, right? Well, for whatever reason, he doesn't simply make a call. Instead, he sends Ngeleketshane off to see if other blacks are having butt sex (spoiler: they totally are).

Po dies while Ngeleketshane is investigating this, so the issue remains unresolved to this day. 27s don't have butt sex, while 28s do.

Eventually, both gangs are captured by the government. When they're thrown in prison, they see a group of six men flipping a coin over and over (an endless source of entertainment if you're a fucking retard). Naturally, Nongoloza and the 28s immediately demand these six men surrender the coin ... and their assholes!

Ngeleketshane and the 27s protect the men and induct them into the gang. Since there were 6 of them, they're called "the 26s." Since they had a coin, they are placed in charge of handling the gang's money ...which apparently consists of just one coin.

For some reason, the 27s and 28s also fight over what the coin is called. One group wants to call the coin a spyker, while the other wants to call it a kroon. Yeah, it doesn't make any fucking sense to me either.

There are some other gems in the wikipedia page. I linked to an old version of it because some white leftist apparently discovered the page and has tried to clean it up to make it seem less insane.

In summary, they're retarded. We should definitely import them into our countries. Thanks for listening to my TED talk.

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