Jokes write themselves when the biggest chimpouts over the smallest things usually involve fried chicken. If he wanted the chicken so bad he could have eaten in his car or just sat inside and ate. If you think about it statistically he's literally most likely going to die before 40 from anything from road rage to a gang beef or living room gunfight stemming from a $20 bet on COD. There is a small yet fairly possible chance he'll be eating excessive fried chicken and other unhealthy poison filled slop for decades and he will be the nigger the Fire Department is trying to revive from a stroke or heart attack if he makes it to 50 years old in the parking lot of some slop fried poison joint like Bojangles.
It will be some 25 years from now, he'll be rethinking years of eating deep fried poison, drinking excessively, smoking dope daily, probably gaining 100 lbs ignoring free medical advice paid for by the state. After he clutches his chest falls and lies on the pavement the Fire dept and or EMT will arrive start to go work trying to get vitals and at that very moment another random 20 something nigger will come out of Bojangles yelling at them to "move the fucking fire truck or he's going to shoot dey ass." In the Chaos and distraction the FD/EMTs lose focus distracted by another emergency. Not being able to administer medical care when some dodge challenger/Nissan altima starts ramming a 40,000LB fire truck somehow expecting it to move, Tyler Washington will die moments later never even realizing 25 years ago he was that nigger in the dodge challenger ramming the fire truck trying to keep him alive.