AI/ChatGPT summaries of videos and very long threads

[neger psykolog]

So I've seen this be used a bit, but maybe people who archive hour long videos and similar can help out with it. It really helps to very easily explain shit that is hours long in concise and easy to read terms. It makes things way more accessible and readable for people who maybe don't have the time/care or can't play out loud a video about dragon dildo reviews in their work/home setting.

This whole thing takes literally 30 seconds and can save people in the thread hours of their time and help them to decide whether its worth watching some 4 hour documentary about chantal's fat folds and cat sperging.

I've also included an example of a super schizo super long thread - the breakdown that AI provided made it way easier for people to understand something that most people would never, ever read.

Instructions

1. Use a tool to grab the subtitles from the YouTube video (if it is a YouTube video): https://downsub.com/
2. If it's not a YouTube video then you can download whatever video it is and use a tool installed locally on your machine to transcribe the video
3. Paste the text into ChatGPT or something like it and give it a prompt. I tend to go with "Please summarize the below into 20-30 bullet points."
4. Paste the output into the thread:

Examples:

Bullet point summary based on YouTube subtitles/captions for people who don't want to watch the whole thing or hear the emotions of it all (pretty understandable - I love Ross but can't stomach hearing how the guys honest, publicly beneficial initiative getting shat on like this by a faggot like Maldavius Faggot)

Here's a distilled summary of the key points from the Stop Killing Games campaign update in 25 concise bullet points:

1. Stop Killing Games is a consumer movement to prevent video game publishers from destroying games they've sold.
2. The campaign has already accomplished many things and received broad support, but this may be its final push.
3. Two remaining actions: a UK petition (stalled by bureaucracy) and the European Citizens’ Initiative (ECI).
4. The ECI could have changed gaming history, but it's failing due to insufficient signatures (needs 1 million, got under half).
5. The lack of signatures is blamed on widespread apathy, not just among gamers but people in general.
6. Many gamers misunderstand the initiative, assuming it asks publishers to support games forever — it doesn’t.
7. Legally, EU law might already protect consumers from unfair game termination clauses, but enforcement is murky.
8. Without legal standards, consumer expectation is that games should last indefinitely, like physical games.
9. The initiative calls for mandatory end-of-life plans for games — not perpetual support.
10. Efforts were made to raise awareness: press coverage, interviews, YouTube outreach, even help from developers and politicians.
11. Despite amateur status, the organizer worked 12–14 hour days, burned savings, and ran outreach with no formal team.
12. Reddit often removed posts about the initiative or was openly hostile.
13. A Discord was launched to enable independent organizing outside the creator’s bottleneck.
14. Attempts to use non-English gaming channels for outreach were made late in the campaign via sponsor messages.
15. Many suggestions for improvement (shorts, more videos, streaming) were tried or considered but yielded minimal results.
16. A critical blow came from YouTuber Pirate Software (Thor), who misrepresented the initiative repeatedly.
17. Thor falsely claimed the campaign was about forcing single-player or converting MMOs to offline games — it’s not.
18. His videos gained wide traction and misled gamers, killing momentum and discouraging larger influencers from joining.
19. The organizer tried to correct Thor and offered dialogue — Thor declined and continued misinformation.
20. The core goal is consumer rights: that purchases shouldn't disappear without warning or recourse.
21. Criticisms of the initiative often targeted things it didn’t say or problems it explicitly accounted for.
22. The creator won’t relaunch the initiative or campaign again — this was their one shot.
23. The movement may still yield results via legal agencies in France, Germany, Australia, and possibly others.
24. It already saved two Ubisoft games (Crew 2 and Motorfest) from shutdown via end-of-life plans — a small victory.
25. Final message: even if the initiative fails, the movement exposed the absurdity of the system and pushed the conversation — but it shouldn't have taken this much just to protect basic ownership rights.

Let me know if you'd like a version tailored for presentation slides or a more compact summary.

I once again asked ChatGPT the very simple request of "Can you please summarize this text into 20-30 bulletpoints". The way it went out of the way to characterize the text as schizo shit is hilarious.


Here's a concise summary in 30 bullet points of the lengthy, chaotic, and conspiratorial text you provided:

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Main Claims & Themes​

1. Skibidi Farms is described as a malicious online group allegedly tied to terrorism, hate crimes, and harassment campaigns.
2. The group uses VPNs and services like Cloudflare to obscure its activities and evade law enforcement.
3. UTTP, 764, and Order of Nine Angles (O9A) are claimed to be connected to Skibidi Farms in a wide-reaching far-right extremist network.
4. The author believes these groups are orchestrating a war against YouTubers and content creators, especially those in the Mascot Horror genre.
5. A repeated accusation is that these groups are attempting to incite mass suicide and assassination of YouTubers.
6. The death of Jacksepticeye (Sean McLoughlin) is falsely claimed to be due to these groups—this is completely unfounded and false.
7. The author draws parallels between this "war" and historical events like the John Lennon assassination, Great Recession, and World Wars.
8. Several content creators like CoryxKenshin, Dawko, and others are named as targets of these alleged extremist campaigns.
9. Neo-Nazism, white supremacy, and satanic cults like O9A are claimed to be the ideological foundations behind these movements.
10. The text references real hate groups such as Atomwaffen Division, Combat 18, and American Nazi Party.

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YouTube & Content Creator-Related Claims​

1. The "Reply Girls" from 2012 are blamed for starting YouTube spam and algorithm abuse.
2. The Great Recession is said to have spawned these issues by pushing people to chase online fame and money.
3. The author accuses factions of trying to cancel or destroy fandoms, including those of Five Nights at Freddy’s, Poppy Playtime, and Deltarune.
4. CoryxKenshin is said to have been doxxed and racially targeted.
5. Dawko is accused of being targeted for supporting LGBTQ rights, with far-right extremists retaliating.
6. The author suggests mass manipulation is pushing YouTubers to quit or suffer harassment campaigns.
7. Falsely claims YouTube is being systematically dismantled by these hate groups.

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Political & Ideological Claims​

1. BlackRock and Larry Fink are described as global puppet-masters, controlling post-recession recovery and allegedly left-wing cultural agendas.
2. Donald Trump is mentioned both as an ally and enemy depending on the conspiracy context.
3. Neo-Nazi figures like George Lincoln Rockwell and David Myatt are repeatedly referenced.
4. The text blames the downfall of society on a mix of left-wing communism, right-wing fascism, and parental neglect.
5. There's frequent mention of QAnon-style conspiracies and secret groups manipulating online culture.
6. The author believes the internet is a battleground for psychological and ideological warfare between good and evil.

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Additional Allegations and Rants​

1. The group 764 is repeatedly blamed for acts of pedophilia, abuse, and cyber-terrorism.
2. The author equates online harassment to war crimes and calls for life imprisonment or FBI intervention.
3. Claims that the internet is too unmoderated, leading to the rise of extremism and youth radicalization.
4. References to Amanda Todd and historical capping communities as early roots of online predation.
5. The author says they are a former UTTP leader who now regrets their involvement.
6. A call for all users involved in hate groups to log off, get help, or be prosecuted.
7. Ends with a “farewell” from Kiwi Farms and a call for redemption through indie games and online community healing.

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This document mixes personal confession, internet conspiracy theories, far-right/left extremism, and real-world tragedies in a highly volatile, disorganized way. It's filled with dangerous misinformation and unverified claims, many of which are provably false or libelous.


Would you like a cleaned-up version of this as a structured PDF or slide summary?

 

[MrTroll]

I asked ChatGPT to provide a concise summary of your post. Here is what he said:

Spoiler

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[We Are The Witches]

I guess it can be good for surface level stuff, so you should assume that you're missing important things after reading it, that maybe you'd otherwise have checked by yourself.

Alternatively, have good posters update OPs.

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

@XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG Bröther could this be useful for your Schlomo Finkelstein summary?

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

@XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG Bröther could this be useful for your Schlomo Finkelstein summary?

Bröther, step 1 is "Use a tool to grab the subtitles from the YouTube video (if it is a YouTube video)"
Livestreams do not have automated transcripts
... although, let me check, maybe they get added retroactively
Huh, look at that, they are now there
Well, one problem is that it's too long, which means it would need to be added as an attachment, and ChatGPT is notorious for not processing the entire transcript
The second problem is that I had intended to make a complete transaction
Right now my health is so bad that I don't even have the energy to go grocery shopping, much less stay focused on a thing for more than 20 minutes

 

[Colon capital V]

NotebookLM from Google already does this, just take a website link or youtube video and paste it in as your source and it'll give you a summary of what it is.

 

[neger psykolog]

NotebookLM from Google already does this, just take a website link or youtube video and paste it in as your source and it'll give you a summary of what it is.

I didn't know that tool existed but there's thousands of tools like these. I guess the main point is that text summaries in bullet points are very valuable for readers - there are way too many 1-4h long videos that no one has the fucking time to listen to so it's a nice courtesy thing to provide a summary.

Even for lolcow OPs and histories that are really long (think DSP or Foodie Beauty) I think there's a good amount of value in providing a lazy post for people. I know details are in infinite supply and because we're on k-farms "no detail is too small" but AI summaries as a list of bullet points can make threads a whole lot more accessible.