Akinator griefing thread

I’m pretty sure he straight up doesn’t have a way to rule out related questions, which is why you still get FNAF questions after saying no to “Is your character from FNAF?” and still get questions about subscribers after saying no to “Is your character a famous YouTuber?”
He really is just a more advanced form of a checklist, every question is just marking another thing off but only on the character, and not in general. It remembers the terms that have applies to characters in the database but not any of the specific questions you've answered which would make sense as to why it repeats them. Why it's gotten so bad at doing this fairly simple task is beyond me.
 
Just tried to have it guess Sinamoi from Dead Island 1, not a highly obscure character but not one most could think of. Holy shit is this thing retarded now, it kept asking if my character was wearing a hat and constantly asked anime-related questions until it asked if the character was white (lol). It did end up getting multiple characters from Dying Light and looked like it was going to go for Sam B. from the same game, so it wasn't all that far off, but after about 80 questions it should have gotten a lot closer. They've definitely changed the way it works, it didn't ask questions relating to anything remotely taboo, like tattoos, drug use or violence beyond asking "can/do they fight".
 
Just tried to have it guess Sinamoi from Dead Island 1, not a highly obscure character but not one most could think of. Holy shit is this thing retarded now, it kept asking if my character was wearing a hat and constantly asked anime-related questions until it asked if the character was white (lol). It did end up getting multiple characters from Dying Light and looked like it was going to go for Sam B. from the same game, so it wasn't all that far off, but after about 80 questions it should have gotten a lot closer. They've definitely changed the way it works, it didn't ask questions relating to anything remotely taboo, like tattoos, drug use or violence beyond asking "can/do they fight".
That’s weird, it kept asking “Does your character have tattoos?” when I was trying to get him to guess CWC.
 
It seems pretty random these days, sometimes he'll still guess accurate and sometimes he'll be hopelessly lost with a character that isn't THAT obscure.
 
Wow it's utterly retarded.
I remember last time I played this character, I was done in 30 or so, with no stupid questions and several "not sures". It did take risky assumptions back then, but I assume that was to have a chance to make it in 20 questions in an ever-expanding domain.

Does your character really exist?NoNo
^ it hurts me to say this, but let's not make akinator even worse; also, good opening question
Does your character have hair?YesYes
Is your character a woman?YesYes
good good
Does your character play in 'Harry Potter'?NoNo
three "yes" and it's already being fucky
Does your character speak Japanese?YesYes
gonna be swift now, right? right?
Does your character go to school?NoNo
Is your character from a game?NoNo
Does your character have dark hair?NoNo
Is your character blond?YesYes
Does your character have a phone?NoNo
Is your character from Naruto?NoNo
animu
Is your character linked with Trailer Park Boys?NoNo
WHAT?
Is your characther from Ghost The band?NoNONE
it's a real rock band, apparently, and yes the question had a typo
Does your character have special powers?YesYes
Is your character in Cube Ent?NoNo
Cube Ent is a real-life South Korean whorehouse
Is your character bad?NoNo
tbh she's a massive lying traitorous cuntwhore in that garbage of a movie, but not an antagonist
Has your character lived over a 100 years?YesYes
Is your character in love with a man?NoNo
Is your character a dragon?NoNo
Is your character a sorcerer or a witch?YesNo
Does your character ride dragons?NoNo
Does your character have a chicken friend?NoNo
Is your character from Fairy Tail?NoNo
animu
Has your character played in a film and its sequel(s) (Matrix trilogy, Blade...)?YesNo
I choose to interpret "played" as "appeared"
Has your character been a child star?NoNONE
Was your character raised by two women?NoNo
Has your character competed in the X-Games?NoNo
this is a real life event
Is your character small?NoNo
Is your character from an anime?YesYes
it asked about two animus before this question
Was your character born in Prussia?NoNo
an over-100-year-old animu witch? born in Prussia? why the fuck not
Is your character from RE:zero?NoNo
Does your character live in a snowy region?NoNo
Does your character wear a hat?YesYes
ONE
Does your character have a pet bird?NoNo
Is your character a Yugioh! card?NoNo
Is your character a god or a goddess?YesNo
Is your character connected to lions?NoNo
technically yes
Does your character often wear a hat?YesYes
TWO
Is your character someone related to your family thanks to marriage, civil partnership...?NoNo
are you asking if she's my waifu?
Does your character have an eyepatch?NoNo
Does your character have small breasts?YesYes
perv
Is your character a female?YesYes
q2 was if she's a woman
Is your character white-haired?NoNo
q9 she's blond
Does your character like spicy food?Don't knowNo
Does your character always wear a hat?YesYes
THREE questions about the hat (granted, it's quite a remarkable hat)
Has your character killed humans?YesNo
this is a matter of mass debate
Is your character associated with the color pink?NoNo
Is your character in a team of 2?YesYes
nice one!
Is your character related to Doraemon?NoNo
Is your character a vampire?NoNo
Is your character always dressed in black?YesYes
finally a ray of hope
Has your character been into space?YesYes
sweet Jesus the end is in sight
Can your character fly?NoNo

Is your character from Creepypasta?NoNo
FUCKING SERIOUSLY NOW KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT
Does your character wear high heels?ProbablyNONE

At least it got the answer right.

I also got Harlock in 30 questions, with "been to space" and "has an eyepatch" (but also, bizarrely, "linked with the Kardashians", after it's been well-established he's from an animu), Kodai Susumu (the Yamato guy) in 33, and Yuki Mori while thinking of Emeraldas.

Couldn't get any other Matsumoto character. Tetsuro doesn't appear to be in the dataset, although I know he used to.

(all this after it's established the character is fictional)
"does your character fight with a sword? (yes)..... does your character own a sword?
"is your character linked with anarcho-capitalism? is your character linked with the 2016 presidential election?"
"is your character human? (no) is your character Swiss? (lol)"
"Has your character worked at Tallinn University?
"Has your character known you as a baby?"
"Does your character often fall during streams?"
"Is your character dating a member of Super Junior?"
"Does your character live in Sofia?"
"Does your character has a Billie Eilish fan account?"
"Is your character part of the Green Party of Aotearoa?"
"Does your character develop UWP apps?"
"Have you ever slept with your character?" (I'd said it was a cartoon animal cat which didn't walk on two legs and didn't speak)
"Is your character's mother also your mother?"
"Were your character's parents killed by orphans ?" (what?)

Then I tried Joshua Conner Moon, Kiwifarms Admin And Hater Of The English (male, real, streamer, probably not famous because of youtube, probably linked to cats, sexy):
Q 26. Is your character part of the reptilian army?

I’m pretty sure he straight up doesn’t have a way to rule out related questions, which is why you still get FNAF questions after saying no to “Is your character from FNAF?” and still get questions about subscribers after saying no to “Is your character a famous YouTuber?”
It does. For example, it iterates through a list of animu hair colors fairly well (even though it's probably a bad idea, and boring).

Is akinator built like a reverse markov chain or something?
It's supposed to be a balanced decision tree. There's a rather simple algorithm where at each stage you calculate
- the probability of each character in the database, given previous answers (and maybe the characters' popularity, including by region and time of day), and
- which question will give you the most information (cuts the domain in half)
and ask that.
You also have to collect information by asking questions which will not win you this round but add to the body of knowledge, and add randomization for replay value.

If everyone makes his best effort to answer questions, the dataset will be self-correcting even as it grows. Someone makes an honest mistake, it gets corrected by future players. Someone submits a retarded question ("Does your character has a Billie Eilish fan account?"), you ask it a bunch of times and see the answer is always no - meaning, asking it is useless - and stop asking it.

(This is all number-crunching. There's no need for the program to understand natural language, categories, real vs fictional, book vs tv, live action vs animated, etc. It also automatically accounts for persistent conflicting answers and will not seek a definite answer as applied to a particular character.)

As for the current sad state of the dataset, I suspect it's been poisoned by random answers, duplicate characters, and to a lesser extent retarded questions - so it can't tease out that fictional characters (for the most part) do not have subscriber counts, because some cockmonglers keep answering "yes". There's bugs, too, I can't submit a duplicate character report. A real shame, it used to be a fun project.
 
The desktop version lets you choose between characters, animals, and objects, they clearly need to add separate categories for fiction and nonfiction.
 
So i tried to do Sir Eldric IV , really obscure flash game youtuber with under 10k subs, He failed to give me him but did throw up Ross Scott as his last guess. Next i tried Pippa and it got her 2nd try which wasn't too shocking, i noticed it didn't run around in circles as much as with Eldric, so i think it isnt really dumb as much as its burdened by nearly a decade worth of characters and questions that the mods seemingly can't/won't clean out, if they did do some spring Cleaning it might work better. Last thing i tried was a Ford Falcon XB GT and it got it first try, which shocked me since none of the questions seemed to directly lead to it, no questions about movies or chases, it did repeat questions about japan twice though.
 
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WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS?

Btw I was going for Ash William, and it took him like fucking 50+ to get it.
 
Akinator got worse? I tried it at around last year and it was a hit and miss. It seems to pick after mainstream characters more often speaking from experience. But I never got those stupid questions like "tilt the whoa".
 
Akinator has been turning into a dementia patient over the years.
"Is your character from FNAF?"
No
"Is your character from a cartoon?"
Yes
"Is your character from a game?"
No
"Is your character a member of Fazbear's Pizza?"
...no
"Is your character a member of a band?"
........no
"Is your character Roxanne Wolf?"
no
Reading your post I remember the feeling I got when trying it in my previous post. My feeling was that based on the questions, and if Akinator was a real person, I would politely make up an excuse and go somewhere else.

Tried it again right now and he correctly guessed it was Tove Jansson(creator of Moomin) without it getting creepy(Tove was a lesbian, Moomin doesn't wear clothes).
 
Every time it asks something specific and correct that would've made me think "oh shit he knows" back when it worked, it's now followed by several questions about irrelevant zoomer garbage, a question I've already answered a few times, and a wrong guess. RIP.
 
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Reading your post I remember the feeling I got when trying it in my previous post. My feeling was that based on the questions, and if Akinator was a real person, I would politely make up an excuse and go somewhere else.

Tried it again right now and he correctly guessed it was Tove Jansson(creator of Moomin) without it getting creepy(Tove was a lesbian, Moomin doesn't wear clothes).
In all seriousness, I think it's a result of a bloated infobase it has to work with. There's too many characters obscure or no that are added to this game and so it has to rely on trends and algorithms in order to keep up. I can't really blame the developer for why this thing is declining mentally and I can't really blame anyone at all honestly it's just not built for a massive repository of characters or things.

Edit: What the FUCK kind of question is this?
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Is this thing going to ask me "does this character breathe oxygen next?"
 
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In all seriousness, I think it's a result of a bloated infobase it has to work with. There's too many characters obscure or no that are added to this game and so it has to rely on trends and algorithms in order to keep up. I can't really blame the developer for why this thing is declining mentally and I can't really blame anyone at all honestly it's just not built for a massive repository of characters or things.
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In all seriousness, I think it's a result of a bloated infobase it has to work with. There's too many characters obscure or no that are added to this game and so it has to rely on trends and algorithms in order to keep up. I can't really blame the developer for why this thing is declining mentally and I can't really blame anyone at all honestly it's just not built for a massive repository of characters or things.

Edit: What the FUCK kind of question is this?
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Is this thing going to ask me "does this character breathe oxygen next?"
Asking if a character breathes oxygen could be helpful in ruling out machines or some aliens. But I have no fucking clue how asking about their beliefs in gravity can get it closer to the answer.
 
In all seriousness, I think it's a result of a bloated infobase it has to work with. There's too many characters obscure or no that are added to this game and so it has to rely on trends and algorithms in order to keep up. I can't really blame the developer for why this thing is declining mentally and I can't really blame anyone at all honestly it's just not built for a massive repository of characters or things.

Edit: What the FUCK kind of question is this?
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Is this thing going to ask me "does this character breathe oxygen next?"
I think I've legit gotten "Does your character need to breathe?". To be fair, it's not an entirely useless question.
 
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