Albert Appouh / Burt Bronx / Burt Obeng / Daddy Burt / Jim O'Hara / David Russo - A schizophrenic gay (bisexual) black man becomes most beloved Fishtank cast member

[itogi]

 

[Blackstar]

 

[neger psykolog]

Burt's alter ego Jim O got his website hacked by an Indian upwork freelancer who then tried to extort him for $1000 to regain access:

https://community.upwork.com/t5/Support-Forum/URGENT-My-website-got-hacked-by-an-Upwork-freelancer-and-is/td-p/1410627

https://archive.ph/n0NnX

 

[neger psykolog]

@Osama Bin Laden here's another Burt alter ego: David Russo (should've posted it here but whatever)

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-20034124

username that popped up in the google drive: zlatibormountain

 

[Charnel Ground]

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I want my f**king website back now! Or else I will cancel you all over social media!

Burt is a quote machine even via text.

Edit for thread tax: This is my favorite shit.

CLICK BELOW TO CALL (AND ANNOY) JIM O'HARA

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

okay now the attachments are having issues now, I might need to break this into another post lol

 

[clown eyes]

burt is a precious gem that must be protected. red 7 interlinked

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Yesterday, I archived his YouTube and Instagram. I'm sorry, but there are attachment limits, so I might have to multipost.

JimOhara JimExam IG

Topics include SCAMMER EXPOSED and HOW TO CHEAT ON YOUR GED lol. It's great. He's started to hire people on Fiverr and Cameo to rizz him up, saying he's a trustworthy source of homework help. He probably was before he started doing all the chems, who knows.

Screenshot Bank:

Spoiler: Screenshots

 

[Alex Krycek]

Gold Burt’s “tutorials” were honestly the Best. I sent clips of them to Filipino Friends with Zero context and was bombarded with questions and speculation about what the hell it was I sent.

EDIT: By far the Best response I recieved was “This looks like King Xerxes from 300 fused with Big Bird from Sesame Street.”

 

[Charnel Ground]

Roundup of Burt's first online sightings post-fishtank:

Burt appeared on X at 3:49 AM on December 8th responding to a comment on his last post to x before joining the show. [a]

[link / archive]

BURT!!! we need you to do a cameo in our current film... please! PLEASE!!! we'll give you whatever you want. I'll rewrite a part for you. I'll create a part for you. we'll change the whole fucking movie for you!

Sounds great bro. Would be down for it.

Burt also appeared on Reddit where he made two posts to r/fishtanklive which are apparently unlisted because u/burtobeng [archive] is not a member of the subreddit.




[link / archive]

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

i hate that i am so stubborn sometimes

I am currently on day 24, on track to try and get the last 18 days by tomorrow

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

One of his fake sites for the test scam is jimmyedu.com. Someone needs to tell Jimmy about this.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Jim Ohara Cheat Youtube

There are many videos here and I'm not going to upload them all, because many of them are repeats and bullshit. I compress and upload offsite to a Megaupload link or something, but I have everything in three places (and 20TB locally, so it'll be okay!)

2023 09 05 - How I rationalize my actions: Chicago Cell Block Tango Style

2023 05 20 StraighterLine Math 101 Final Exam Answers - How to Cheat with JimExam

He uses the sussy music on this one, I don't understand why but I love it. FF after the bs endorsement to hear Burt talk about cheating OVER the sussy music!

2024 02 09 STOP Calling Jim O'Hara on the Phone! Text via WhatsApp Instead! Jeez!

HE'S TOLD YOU TO QUIT CALLING HIM ON THE PHONE! JEEZ!

Burt asking if it's possible to cheat! IT IS! (this was before he bought the cameo/fiverr of the other guys to tell you it is)

2022 09 22 -Take My Exam For Me Reviews Take My Math Test For Me ⏱ Calculus： 100%

Jim Ohara Home Tour

He AND his husband's cars are shown! Dave even has an SUV! Nice!

Burt has a serious Amazon addiction.

Jim Ohara Tells All: Q&A and Family History (Why Burt?! WHY?)

 

[no-exit]

i hate that i am so stubborn sometimes

I am currently on day 24, on track to try and get the last 18 days by tomorrow

There's no rush, the season is over so you don't have to write in real time. Id be happy to help clarify some things and help write parts of the OP if you'd like.

he is recognized by MENSA

Add 160 IQ and photo of Burt as Mr. Mensa 2017 here

that he was recruited for Fishtank Season 3.

Clarify that at this point, Fishtank S3 is actually Famous House. First time readers might not understand that there's supposed to be a rug pull.

To give even more context, Burt really enjoys Pepsi.

Pepsi, popcorn, pretzels, and pussy. Burt has the diet of a child, and apparently is autistically fixated on alliterated foods.

This is the origin of Burt calling Alex "my sweet baby bro".

Add point that Burt is actually older than his little bro Alex, to draw later parallel to Burt being younger than his big bro Luke.

At this point, Burt is in love with Frank despite Frank looking like a fat homeless retard and will do anything Frank says.

Burt will fuck almost anything/anyone, however his fixation on frank (mention AKA Wild Randy) is because Frank is the first person in the tank to any kind of affection toward Burt. Burt envisions himself narratively. He has various "burtsonas" and he refers to others as "potential love interests". For example,
Dark Burt is his excuse to "unleash Regina George on their asses", and on Burt's schizo board, he'll write Burt Book inspired notes to himself. I have some ideas for an opening and concluding paragraph, but im tired and phoneposting from my bed, tomorrow I'd be happy to help however I can.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

There's no rush, the season is over so you don't have to write in real time. Id be happy to help clarify some things and help write parts of the OP if you'd like.

whatever im missing, let me know. i only have around 10 days of content left

 

[neger psykolog]

i hate that i am so stubborn sometimes

I am currently on day 24, on track to try and get the last 18 days by tomorrow

I would suggest for OP to put a lot more clips behind spoiler tags if possible, it currently has like 1000 clips which makes it really really long.
I haven't reviewed the clips but maybe be more selective about them in general - I know he's known for Fishtank but I guess in the fullness of time that will just be one thing that he worked on.

or maybe have a separate post later in the thread that includes all the fishtank clips/rundown for people who want that (by that I don't mean remove everything from the OP, just be a bit more selective)

If anything I'd suggest more text in replacement of some of the video clips.

(feel free to ignore suggestions if you don't agree)

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I would suggest for OP to put a lot more clips behind spoiler tags if possible, it currently has like 1000 clips which makes it really really long.

I agree, but I will say this. I know there's a lot of clips, but Burt is the main driver of content in Fishtank. A lot of the funnier moments (I know there are others) come from Burt himself or the shit he manages to get himself too. I'll watch the clips in time and see what fits and what won't, but for the sake of narrative purposes, I want to include everything.

or maybe have a separate post later in the thread that includes all the fishtank clips/rundown for people who want that (by that I don't mean remove everything from the OP, just be a bit more selective)

It's kinda hard to write Burt without mentioning all the shit he's in. This is the Daddy Burt thread

I will spoiler more, and will leave anything that's important not.

 

[Hollowrealm]

 

[skrod]

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"My BBC is augmented."
"You've got ten seconds to beat it before I add you to the list of queer male love interests."
"I'm not going to stand here and listen to you badmouth the greatest black urban ripped trainer the world has ever known."

 

[Charnel Ground]

Roundup of Burt's brand new SFW x account @BronxBurt [archive]



First three posts:




Some replies:



Most recently, Burt posted this video update in which he claims that he'll be ending his porn career and is looking into getting his implants removed:

[link / archive]

Back home in Jersey now. Oh god, been a crazy ride. Finally got some much-needed sleep in my nice comfortable king sized bed. Watching some sitcoms. Man, crazy ride. Got a lot of work to do. Gotta keep up with some people.

I'm officially ending my sex worker adult film career and I'm gonna make an appointment to have the implants removed from my body, get the tattoo removed as well, I wanna turn my life around.

Being on Fishtank has made me realize stuff about myself that I need to work on. I mean as crazy and nonsensical as it was, it did open my eye to some several personality issues and aspects of my mental health that I seriously need to work on. So, I wanna get to work on that and um start um getting to work on myself and my personality, mental health. Um, I'm waiting to hear back from my psychiatrist to see if she'll see me. I'm not sure if like... after like, I'm hoping that in light of everything that happened she will still take me on as a client. Although I feel like she might think I'm beyond help. *shrug, expressed as an eyebrow raise*

Okay well, I'll send an update soon. Ciao dudes. Love Daddy Burt from Fishtank Season 3. *big smile*