Trainwreck Alex Dacy / Alex Dzimtowicz / Wheelchair Rapunzel - 50% wholesome disability influencer, 50% that cash me outside girl

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

Here is my irrational irritation at that video: why is she using such a large hob to boil water for that size saucepan. It won't boil any faster.

Also the saucepan is too small for the amount of pasta cooked but I'm madder about the hob.

 

[Munchie_Minder]

yeah the laziness i get but doesnt it hurt?

Probs not when you’re sloshed most of the time.

Alex claps back at the haters, part eleventy billion and one:

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Fucking hell, I’m gonna get some hats for this but nobody cares if you have to have help to do stuff. It’s the pretending or not being grateful that bothers people. Narcissists truly are a wonder. Alex truly is an interesting case study because of the progressive nature of SMA and how it gives so many opportunities for narc ego injury.

 

[often puzzled]

Alex would like your pity, presumably in a non-ableist way. This supermom is tired:



But also sleazy:



She's been active on OnlyFans on (her) Saturday. Receipts are under spoiler. As usual, no nudity, but it's still OF, and no one wants to tell Grandma or Cousin Jimmy why they're checking out a disabled gremlin's lewds.

Spoiler: OnlyFans activity

NOAH WATCH: nothing new from him. Salina is still in Miami and may possibly be living in an apartment there.

 

[TismFarmer]

Alex claps back at the haters, part eleventy billion and one:

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WTF??!?!
She's going on about how she absolutely did everything herself, but we can clearly see someone who isnt Alex doing the cooking here!
Fuck you and your Chef-larping Alex.
I'll believe you when I see, with my own eyes, you filling that pot at the sink, carrying it to the stove top, and reaching up, over it to turn on the burner!
Even that small part is completely beyond your abilities and everyone knows it!

 

[often puzzled]

And everyone clapped:



"Fruit of my ovaries," wtf:

 

[athousandrustynails]

I know perspective is doing work here but ari looks like she's going to be so tall!

 

[Oracular Slug]

WTF??!?!
She's going on about how she absolutely did everything herself, but we can clearly see someone who isnt Alex doing the cooking here!
Fuck you and your Chef-larping Alex.
I'll believe you when I see, with my own eyes, you filling that pot at the sink, carrying it to the stove top, and reaching up, over it to turn on the burner!
Even that small part is completely beyond your abilities and everyone knows it!

Shit like this is what confuses me about her. Everyone with two braincells rubbing together can see that she cannot move a big pot of water, so why lie about it?

 

[often puzzled]

Noah has been arrested for allegedly striking Alex.

Tipoff and supposed insider information from Reddit:



Unredacted documents from Broward County's online services are under spoiler.

Spoiler: case outlines

Unredacted police reports, etc. under next spoiler.

Spoiler: reports, etc.

If you're wondering how the dad of the year is handling this, the answer is, of course, by posting on OnlyFans:

Spoiler: OnlyFans activity

From Instagram stories:



His OF page:

You can sign up for free access to his OF if you really hate yourself. Ditto Alex's non-VIP OF.

My heart breaks for Ari. Her so-called parents need to drop dead. No child deserves to be caught in the crossfire of immature drama like this-- and from the two people who should be putting her wellbeing above all else.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

Poor Ari.

 

[LonesomeDud]

This Elena cunt is trouble.

Clearly, she's "the leak." She whines nonstop for Noah to come back. Noah starts up Alex, who starts all of this. All these people are awful.

Ma and Pa can fuck off. You chose Noah over Ari. You chose wrong.

 

[Goatchoker]

Poor Ari. I’m so mad and sad currently about it all. This is a terrible situation.

The child deserves better.

ETA. Her wheeling down the street in defiance is so funny to me.

Everyone one sucks.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

So she got a three finger poke on the shoulder and called 911? That's a tad dramatic.
I believe that she would do anything to prevent him/his parents getting parental rights though. Stupid fool shouldn't have said anything, he should have just quietly got it done. But he doesn't deserve her anyway.
CPS, where art thou? Take this kid and bestow her on a deserving family ffs.

I bet she is regretting the 911 call and all the drunk days since they led to her eviction from her cushy number at the Smiths. Suffah Wheely!

I'd laugh if it wasn't so heartbreaking for the kid. And the dog.

 

[often puzzled]

Like Dud, I assume that the leaker is Noah's (possibly former?) girlfriend, Elise. He's still following her on Instagram, and her Instagram is still private.

Spoiler: Elise's Instagram

The first Elise in his following list is someone else, unrelated to any of this.



Elise Devoe, the new/current/former girlfriend, is still private:

Someone on Reddit apparently has access to Noah's free OnlyFans and has revealed that he's posting porn that involves Alex, including a shot of her giving her a blowjob while she's seated on the toilet. Someone else there remembered that Alex has previous said that she gets horny while taking dumps. There are no images involved in this, but I'm putting it all under a spoiler, because ew.

Spoiler: abandon all hope

I went on a search for Noah's latest screenshot and found it on a skeevy website called "Busted Newspapers." Safe to say that he's relapsed:

Spoiler: info about charges (from site)

They also have this Noah mugshot:

Spoiler: info about charges (from site)

And this mugshot:

Spoiler: info about charges (from site)

And then there's this mugshot:

Spoiler: info about charges (from site)

He's been arrested more than I even realized.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

By the looks of that latest mugshot he was somewhere around Jupiter when the incident occurred.
I guess rehab was a bust.

 

[Kittehclaws]

Gofundme arc incoming Link Archive

 

[often puzzled]

Gofundme arc incoming Link Archive

Oh, good grief. Screenshots of GFM text and donations (so far) are under spoiler.

Spoiler: GoFundMe

I also missed a few pages of the police report. The narrative under the spoiler includes the information that Noah was "laying [sic] intoxicated in bed" when the police arrived.

Spoiler: arrest narrative

She made an Instagram post to promote the grift:





The GFM is indeed in her bio, along with her two different OF accounts:



Poor Ari.

 

[LonesomeDud]

On one hand, cow tipping.

On the other, Ari needs a safe home, food, and clothes.

On the other, it will go toward Alex drinking herself to death.

On the other, maybe Parent 1 an heroing will encourage some copy cat attention whoring. Noah seems like he'd be into it.

 

[Clamater]

Is it really so hard to keep your hands and dick away from a wheelchair-bound invalid? For a junkie, apparently. Ari is so adorable and despite such a sleazy grotesque conception she is really a little miracle baby to be born without any adverse effects of Alex's medications. Her parents and grandparents should all be so ashamed of themselves. That lastest mugshot is something else too, what a bunch of freaks.

 

[Indubitably]

Oh, Ari looks so upset and sad in that picture ugh I hate Alex.

 

[Trombonista]

I spotted two spelling errors in the GFM post. I'm not sure how one can violet a no-contact order.