Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I apologize to Alex for posting pictures of his sister Katie.

Spoiler: Apology

Here's his sister Sarah

 

[Manuel Noriega]

Huh. Guy's banned.

Yay! (at least until the next time)

 

[PaperRoads]

So apparently, @giantrobotfan is @bear hammer?

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>multiple people point out that giantrobotfan (me) is bear hammer (also me)

>Zoeyniggers start coping for reality to fit their way, or got lazy and didn't want to highlight everything for their tard software

This is your brain on the Zoey thread.

Good luck on the archives paper roads, even though you’re a Zoeynigger you're doing a good job.

 

[Kyouyama Kazusa]

So apparently, @giantrobotfan is @bear hammer?

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>multiple people point out that giantrobotfan (me) is bear hammer (also me)

>Zoeyniggers start coping for reality to fit their way, or got lazy and didn't want to highlight everything for their tard software

This is your brain on the Zoey thread.

Good luck on the archives paper roads, even though you’re a Zoeynigger you're doing a good job.

Damn, he seemed alright at first.

The Alex thread claims another victim retard

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

So apparently, @giantrobotfan is @bear hammer?

Maybe Bear Hammer/Cattool is still MATI and is trying to mess with us, but I'm not sure. I still think that @giantrobotfan is Alex.

 

[Luna hates niggers]

Have y'all seen his super autistic photos he's uploaded to Facebook? He does the exact same "I'm constipated" expression in every single one. I remember username hall of shame covered his ramblings on there but I don't remember anybody talking about the pictures.

 

[PaperRoads]

New Alex post that came around 10 minutes after @giantrobotfan's ban.

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I am happy that I am no longer on KiwiFarms, red strikethrough and all. I underestimated the stupidity of KiwiFarms.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

So, was he a sock of and, more importantly, why is he this desperate for attention?

He was always like that.
This guy's a sad, soft, special needs fellow who always really wanted people to look at him. He'd make threads, and post his weird music, and talk about his language spergery, and comment on politics, and for the most part people didn't care (although I tried to be nice since he's him).
His family overall seems kind of low quality and he probably hasn't had many actual friends. He just wants his kiwifriends to pay attention.

Now he's got a thread and there are tons of people paying attention. Yeah, they're superficially making fun of him, but what's the difference?

I guess it's nice that Lunar's finally getting the love he always wanted, it's just bizarre and a bit funny how it only happens after he's framed as a lolcow.

PS: It's also bizarre how Zoey is this entwined in everything. Behold the damage a 19 year old neet with ADHD can do if you make them a chick.

 

[Gravemind]

He was always like that.
This guy's a sad, soft, special needs fellow who always really wanted people to look at him. He'd make threads, and post his weird music, and talk about his language spergery, and comment on politics, and for the most part people didn't care (although I tried to be nice since he's him).
His family overall seems kind of low quality and he probably hasn't had many actual friends. He just wants his kiwifriends to pay attention.

Now he's got a thread and there are tons of people paying attention. Yeah, they're superficially making fun of him, but what's the difference?

I guess it's nice that Lunar's finally getting the love he always wanted, it's just bizarre and a bit funny how it only happens after he's framed as a lolcow.

PS: It's also bizarre how Zoey is this entwined in everything. Behold the damage a 19 year old neet with ADHD can do if you make them a chick.

I may have just realized I forgot to put the "who" part specifically in regards to my question of "Who was @bear hammer a sock of?" since I'm not 100% clear on everything going on here, but the Zoey stuff really seems to bring out the brain damage in others, for sure.

 

[PaperRoads]

Back to our regularly scheduled "Alex Kiwi Farms sperg out." He also seems to have a thing for farting.

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KiwiFarms after 30 years has been awarded to most toxic site in the world. When opened in 1995, it fueled many extremists such as the Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs and Project Mayhem.

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Paul Joseph Watson was a prominent KiwiFarms user as he joined in 1994. That is why he supports Trump.

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Trump is having a press conference with Adolf Hitler, Adolf Hitler would be risen from the dead to pardon Hitler. Trump is a terrible president.

Let's see how the smart asses of Kiwi Farms would debunk this.

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KiwiFarms made fun of the victim's of the Huronian Glaciation. That's mean.

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Trump es el mierda presidente.

Translation: Trump is a shitty president.

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Trump farts like a 5 year old does.

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MAGA: "That's unrealistic and fake news"

Also MAGA: "Christian mother performs miraculous nasal births (giving birth out of their nose)"

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Now schools are giving out farting practices?

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I've read a Twitter post making statements such as Farting isn't normal and that humans don't have the same guts as cows do suggesting Humans shouldn't eat greens. So that explains why Hitler has farting problems.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Trump es el mierda presidente.

Translation: Trump is a shitty president.

Not even google translate is as bad. In fact it is fairly accurate, using presidentA aside, words ending in E are already gender neutral in Spanish. Una/La Presidente is the correct feminine form.

 

[PaperRoads]

Not even google translate is as bad. In fact it is fairly accurate, using presidentA aside, words ending in E are already gender neutral in Spanish. Una/La Presidente is the correct feminine form.
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When I put Alex's phrase in google translate, it showed this:

I don't think that's what Alex meant, so I tried to translate it myself to the best of my abilities.

EDIT: Prehaps he meant "Trump is the shittiest President".

 

[Sperg Spectating]

When I put Alex's phrase in google translate, it showed this:
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I don't think that's what Alex meant, so I tried to translate it myself to the best of my abilities.

EDIT: Prehaps he meant "Trump is the shittiest President".

The most direct translation of this would probably be "Trump is the shit president." He probably translated this himself (there's no way a translation program would spit this out) in an attempt to flex his Spanish skills.

KiwiFarms after 30 years has been awarded to most toxic site in the world. When opened in 1995, it fueled many extremists such as the Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs and Project Mayhem.

What..? How do these thoughts even form in his head.

 

[ChromaQuack]

EDIT: Prehaps he meant "Trump is the shittiest President".

There is no direct translation for "shittiest" so he would have to localize that, he can't even form coherent short sentences in the language so fat chance of that. He's just dogshit at Spanish like everything he does, outdone by a fucking bot. Don't try to make sense of it.

What he wrote is the equivalent of some ESL brownoid screeching 'TRUMP A PRESIDENT THE SHIT".

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Trump is having a press conference with Adolf Hitler, Adolf Hitler would be risen from the dead to pardon Hitler. Trump is a terrible president.

Let's see how the smart asses of Kiwi Farms would debunk this.

This is obviously false. While Adolph has indeed been resurrected through Nazi science coupled with neuro implants and has in fact received a full pardon, he is not having a press conference with Trump. Adolph is doing the press conference with Elon Musk since it was Elon's technology that made his rebirth possible.

Alex is completely making shit up. Trump is too busy annexing Canada to attend the press conference.

 

[Burekbossman]

What..? How do these thoughts even form in his head.

Paranoid delusions

 

[PaperRoads]

I've read a Twitter post making statements such as Farting isn't normal and that humans don't have the same guts as cows do suggesting Humans shouldn't eat greens. So that explains why Hitler has farting problems.

I love how he brings up Hitler out of nowhere.

 

[Red flaming panda]

Alex es retrasado, no tiene vida y quiere follarse a niños.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Only things a true schizo could come up with.
Hey Alex, do you run over glow in the dark CIA niggers in your car?

 

[PositiveMonk]

I've read a Twitter post making statements such as Farting isn't normal and that humans don't have the same guts as cows do suggesting Humans shouldn't eat greens. So that explains why Hitler has farting problems.

Typical fatty. Any excuse to not eat his vegetables.

KiwiFarms after 30 years has been awarded to most toxic site in the world. When opened in 1995, it fueled many extremists such as the Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs and Project Mayhem

I have never understood these posts. Are these schizo delusions? Are they meant to be comedy? I know the only way to understand them is to give myself more brain damage, but I'm already a Zoeynigger so I think my brain has suffered enough.