I dunno how anyone keeps their sanity here, but I gotta say it has been an entertaining read during my breaks.
Also, I'm calling bullshit on you Alex. I'm more of a freemason than you. I can have a claim to my local Freemason temple at any time.
... They rent rooms for meetings and such for a few hundred dollars an hour. People in my city have been renting it to larp some Vampire in it, with the full blessing of the Freemasons.
Now if you said you were part of the hells angels or another notorious criminal group in Canada, that lie would have been slightly believable. Except that they don't fuck around with pretenders and will pop a cap in you Hillary-style.
You may believe you're "winning", but really you're a baby flinging shit on the walls and screaming loudly. You're annoying, but I can't stop reading your inane ramblings. It's like a very very very slow trainwreck and the conductor is affirming that the train is not on fire, the cargo has not been derailed, and the train is really a maglev.