Careercow Alexander Emerick "Alex" Jones - King of the Conspiratards, Performance Artist

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I have criticized The Onion from being based to becoming libby fags, but honestly, this is the funniest fucking thing they have done in years.
When they killed off Herbert Kornfeld I lost a lot of interest in that site. The look of that mild mannered accounting nerd speaking like a gangsta and talking about shanking bitches and acting like he was some bad ass motherfucker was hilarious.
 
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I don't think he's rich himself, but he has several rich friends who don't mind splashing around money.

See these old posts about him buying The Onion:
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The new NYT article about the InfoWars purchase mentions this:


Sounds like Jeff Lawson is one of Ben's main patrons.
Decided to read up about this Jeff Lawson. He seems to share a lot of Ben's political opinions in that he fired people at his company for being white under the guise of "anti-racist/anti-oppression" ideals, and then he got fired himself a few months back and got replaced by a pajeet. Here's a picture of him by the way
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Decided to read up about this Jeff Lawson. He seems to share a lot of Ben's political opinions in that he fired people at his company for being white under the guise of "anti-racist/anti-oppression" ideals, and then he got fired himself a few months back and got replaced by a pajeet. Here's a picture of him by the way
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Looks like Butterball from Hellraiser.

Also the actual pdf-file from the bankruptcy case.
 

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I have criticized The Onion from being based to becoming libby fags, but honestly, this is the funniest fucking thing they have done in years.
It's funny, though like I said in the Ben Collins thread, the biggest issue in trying to make fun of someone like Alex Jones is that reality trumps satire.
 
When the 1 billionth dollar you did nothing to earn comes in shouldn't you go to your kid's grave and say "you dying was the best thing to ever happen to me."
Fun fact: the judgment against Jones was $965 million.

The judgment against O.J. Simpson for murdering his wife and Ron Goldman was $33.5 million. So that means each life was worth $16.75 million.

Adam Lanza murdered 26 people. If each of those lives were found to be worth that of O.J.'s victims, he'd have had a judgment of $435.5 million, much less than half of what Alex Jones got for saying mean words about them.

Alex Jones would have been better off (at least civilly) if he had just gone on a shooting spree himself.

I just thought that was interesting.
 
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Fun fact: the judgment against Jones was $965 million.

The judgment against O.J. Simpson for murdering his wife and Ron Goldman was $33.5 million. So that means each life was worth $16.75 million.

Adam Lanza murdered 26 people. If each of those lives were found to be worth that of O.J.'s vicitms, he'd have had a judgment of $435.5 million, much less than half of what Alex Jones got for saying mean words about them.

Alex Jones would have been better off (at least civilly) if he had just gone on a shooting spree himself.

I just thought that was interesting.
Mean words just so happens to cost more than a pile of limbs and mangled corpses. But only if you're on the wrong side of history.

I know Alex Jones said ridiculous if not sometimes retarded shit and he really is full of shit but this is really a double standard considering some of the egregious territories the mainstream goes through to defame people for self defense against pedophiles or wearing a cap of ORANGE MAN BAD in front of a native. Especially the conspiracy of Iraq having "Weapons of mass destruction" which it's damage toll of 8 trillion USD + around 6.7 trillion dollars worth of lives lost, but I am sure they aren't obligated to pay for that. So let that sink in.

In other words. Conspiracy theorists are dangerous, if only we don't agree with them apparently.
 
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BetterHelp con artist Philip DeFranco makes a video crying about The Onion being denied Infowars purchase.
It's been years since I've last seen a Philip DeFranco video. Talk about a man who either
sold his soul or never had one.


 
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