Orbiter Alexander Matthew Bruce Vickers / Xander / The Demon Baby / "Ralphababy" - Genetical Spawn of the Gunt. Ralph's paper abortion.

[Rebel Wilson]

Alexander. Now that your sperm donor has gotten engaged to another woman, you'll probably have a baby half sibling on the way soon, if not already.

Fall to your knees in thanks if you ever read this. this child may have saved your life.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Alexander. Now that your sperm donor has gotten engaged to another woman, you'll probably have a baby half sibling on the way soon, if not already.

Fall to your knees in thanks if you ever read this. this child may have saved your life.

Wait Ralph proposed to Mantsu?

 

[MediocreMilt]

Wait Ralph proposed to Mantsu?

Literally a Featured Thread rn

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Those firms basically suck up all the profit that you would make with rental companies. With rentals you either sacrifice your time or sacrifice your money to some Jew Management firm

And yet he'd still be making more money than he is now.

 

[KhorneFlakes]

If Mantsu is able to somehow get pregnant and its a boy how much do you wanna bet he names it Dax Ronnie Ralph

 

[LadiosSopp]

If Mantsu is able to somehow get pregnant and its a boy how much do you wanna bet he names it Dax Ronnie Ralph

As obsessed as he is I wouldn't be surprised if he named him Josh Moon.

 

[Children of the King]

@theralph You finally got everything youve ever wanted. Are you happy now?

 

[DangerWank]

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@theralph You finally got everything youve ever wanted. Are you happy now?

Imagine thinking that’s a good thing. Most people who hear his name automatically think gunt autist with a baby dick

 

[Echelon]

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@theralph You finally got everything youve ever wanted. Are you happy now?

99.9% of people who hear the name "Ethan Ralph": "Who?"
The remaining 0.1%: "The morbidly obese Dick Masterson wannabe?"
Quite the legend

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

This fat retard of a "father" thinks alogging a Tranny with a horrible mental decline is the best day of his life while he ditches his son's birth and skipped out on fighting for custody. Maybe its a good thing if the gunt forget he exists.

 

[Slimy Time]

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@theralph You finally got everything youve ever wanted. Are you happy now?

God, if only that actually meant something in the real world and not the weird online only life that he lives. If that stream of him catching Chris getting arrested showed anything, its that he is DSP tier when it comes to interacting with anyone who is normal or not interested in anything internet related. He has no ability to talk about anything unrelated to his gay stream.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

God, if only that actually meant something in the real world and not the weird online only life that he lives. If that stream of him catching Chris getting arrested showed anything, its that he is DSP tier when it comes to interacting with anyone who is normal or not interested in anything internet related. He has no ability to talk about anything unrelated to his gay stream.

If Ralph wasn't such a porcine wretch, I'd almost feel bad for him. He has nothing in the world aside from his pedophile husband and is wasting away in a digital Neverland, waiting for Jim to tell him he's still got it. We know the Ralph family doesn't have longevity in their genes. His gray hair in his mid 30s is a sign that the clock is ticking.

 

[Sam Losco]

From /cow/. Looks legit.



Disney Mom.

 

[Shiggy Diggster]

I've never seen a baby I wanted to punch before, but that glint in his eyes and that smirk is pure ralphamale. It's like he knows the world is going to be a worse place for him being in it and he's happy about it. Fucking baby.

 

[Roman Gunt Guard]

From /cow/. Looks legit.
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Disney Mom.

FAITH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

[High Tea]

From /cow/. Looks legit.
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Disney Mom.

The baby is cute, but did Xander pee on her leg?

 

[White Girl]

From /cow/. Looks legit.
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Disney Mom.

Poor kid looks just like Ralph. I can imagine spawn 2.0 looking identical to Xander.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Baby looks fine. Anyone saying otherwise is a fucking idiot. All babies except your own are ugly.

 

[bile demon]

Surprisingly normal looking baby considering absolutely subhuman genes and substance abuse of both its parents. Faith without filters and myspace angles is exceptionally hideous considering her youth, and it looks like her winter bulk is already well underway despite it still being summer.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Baby looks fine. Anyone saying otherwise is a fucking idiot. All babies except your own are ugly.

Exactly, kid looks like a normal kid. And that he's going to be taller than Ralph.