Alexandra Rodriguez / Alexandra Irene Thomas / Learning to be Fearless - pathological liar, fake BoPo advocate, professional dropout, apex consumer, great big fatty, now a mother

[Tumbo II]

Assuming Yar Jr is as pre mature as many in this thread are speculating he will be it's not unreasonable for him to be NICU bound for at minimum a month potentially more during which time I'm sure we will get lots of videos complaining about how hard it is on Alex.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Assuming Yar Jr is as pre mature as many in this thread are speculating he will be it's not unreasonable for him to be NICU bound for at minimum a month potentially more during which time I'm sure we will get lots of videos complaining about how hard it is on Alex.

Or she'll go out and party at the club like our other Alex cow.

Edit: fixed link; am retarded

 

[I call shenanigans]

Assuming Yar Jr is as pre mature as many in this thread are speculating he will be it's not unreasonable for him to be NICU bound for at minimum a month

I think most of us are speculating he’ll be an elective c-section, so only a couple of weeks early at most. I don’t see her having a premmie at all, and certainly wouldn’t wish that on her or Boy Fearless. The only reason I mentioned 32/33 weeks gestation before birth was because she said he’d be here in a couple of months, but she is only 25 week’s pregnant. Alex has zero concept of time.

She’s saying her baby shower is in a couple of weeks, so where’s all the preparation she promised to deliver. All I remember seeing so far is the poster for outside the venue she booked, and the messed up, re-ordered, then posted invitations. I suspect next weekend is the Martha’s Vineyard baby moon, because Alex and Yar like to make a huge deal of their elopement/formal wedding anniversary which is this Thursday. Guaranteed she’s already looking forward to the tesla charging two hourly pizza stops on the drives there and back.

 

[Alexsmellslikefish]

Yar is so blessed to have all these free trips.

 

[often puzzled]

Alex content dump. Photos of items on the models are under spoilers, just to keep this post from getting 10 miles long.

In her stories, she linked to the shirt that's featured in today's Instagram reel.

Spoiler: stock photos

The dress-- "size up one size," said the massive fatty who's in denial-- is from Amazon. Here are some photos from the model:



The brand's size chart:

She also added a link to her sunglasses, which she calls "Celine inspired" (aka, a massive rip-off of a designer brand being sold on Amazon and likely produced in some horrifying third-world factory):

Spoiler: stock photo

Brand photo from Amazon:

She also also linked to her bag, which is also also from Amazon:

Spoiler: stock photo

The Instagram post:



The actual video:

Not to point out the obvious, but that's too tight across her stomach. Excuse me, her "bump." You can once again see her reflection in a door, too. I really wouldn't realize she was pregnant if I saw her out and about and had no idea who she was. I wonder if she gets mad because random strangers don't mention the pregnancy and congratulate her? Or does she massive her gunt bump in public?

 

[The Queen of Autists]

Those things are still being sold on the manufacturer's website. They're in the discontinued section, but they're still there, with no indication that they've been discontinued due to safety concerns. Archive, because this manufacturer should be named and shamed in the extreme. If you dig around, there's a defensive message from the founder that buries the admission that the Consumer Product Safety Commission forced them to stop selling these with a lot of language blaming the US for the recall rather than admitting fault. Slimy stuff.

She's giving mixed messages on using this thing in the comments. These are the only two comments I saw that brought up the recall:

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Alex is about to find out that everyone on the internet has an opinion about how you're raising your child, and everything thinks you're doing it wrong, no matter what. I can't see her handling this type of ongoing criticism well.

eta: archive of the letter from the founder/designer. Seems like the current government notice falls short of ordering them to stop sales, which is how they get away with offering this on their website?

There were only three incidents reported on consumer reports, two SIDS and one was a kid that fractured his skull when it fell. Kids die of SIDS even in cribs and stuff. I would definitely follow the directions to not let kids sleep in it though if I were here it’s too fluffy. You aren’t even supposed to use crib bumpers or blankets anymore just a flat sheet and one of those blanket sleeper type things that look like a bag. You are only supposed to make their bottles with bottled water now too!

 

[I call shenanigans]

@The Queen of Autists , she’s also copping it currently for promoting weighted sleeping bags. I have yet to see these endorsements because I have neither Instagram or TikTok but Fat Alex is going to find her life as a mother a living hell, because she’s monetising it all on social media.
ETA: Word is she’s already brought the combined car seat/pram that doesn’t fit in her model Tesla. I suspect TikTok is going to be the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Alexsmellslikefish]

Someone said she looks like one of those cenobites with glasses from hellraiser

 

[Lidl Drip]

I don't understand her obsession with maternity clothing. The reason there's little "plus size maternity clothing" is that it is indistinguishable from normal plus size clothing which is already supposed to cover a large gut. Maternity clothes are for women who are otherwise normal sized and just need to accomodate the growing belly. Alex doesn't look any different than other fat women and probably won't even look pregnant at 40 weeks. She is so delusional.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Someone said she looks like one of those cenobites with glasses from hellraiser

I have to wonder if her neck would look as bad if she hadn't tried to laser sculpt it. I'm not saying the laser caused her to gain massive amounts of weight obviously, just that there's something uncanny about her jawline. Which actually, now that I type it, maybe it's just that she overly shoops it so my brain goes ???, but yeah. It's one of the weirder lack-of-necks that I've seen.

 

[Tumbo II]

I'm assuming tomorrow is her anniversary I'm sure we will get some sort of vlog to commemorate the event on the off chance we don't we kiwis will make something happen.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I'm assuming tomorrow is her anniversary I'm sure we will get some sort of vlog to commemorate the event on the off chance we don't we kiwis will make something happen.

Indeed we will.

Meanwhile the Bald Angry Man has spoken. He hasn’t watched her for awhile so he won’t miss the weight gain.

 

[Mac_93]

It’s anniversary day lol

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

6 months pregnant! + try on haul and homegoods run | vlog​

 

[Freetimbit]

New instagram post:

Spoiler

imagine your wedding photos being ruined by your backrolls

 

[The Judean People's Front]

These women who just shop and shop and shop, my god. Where does it all go? At some point don't ya have like most of the shit you need? At least in terms of what HomeGoods sells? How many kitschy kitchen dishes and throw pillows can one person feasibly find joy in?

I was just realizing that hyper-consumerism seems to be a pretty common thread amongst cows of all walks of life. And these fat ladies; if at any moment they can't toss food down their gullet they have to be tossing something into a shopping basket.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Archive;

Oh! And...

Have some of your old nastay posts:

Spoiler: Islamic Content - Beware!!

And how about a couple nudes snagged from your videos:

Spoiler: HARAM

Oh yeah! And now about some unfiltered wedding photos by another party? Floopy titties are the /best/ during a wedding! (</sarcasm>)

Spoiler: Dis bish be yuuuuuuuge

 

[Ms. Andry]

alex is having the time of her time pretending that being pregnant excuses her from eating like a pig. she could've just eaten couple of dates, they are quite sugary by themselves anyway, but in true landwhale fashion she comes up with something only a sugar addict with fried dopamine receptors can. and you know she inhaled at least half of that tray in one sitting.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Why does Yar never actually look at the camera? He's always looking slightly to the side - or is that just his wonky eyes?



Woof.

ETA: I just realized what Yar's lopsided weird face reminds me of, and it's this scene from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas:

 

[Blackpink]

Happy Fattieversary, you fat greedy glutton!
How about you eat a piece of vegetable?