Alexandra Rodriguez / Alexandra Irene Thomas / Learning to be Fearless - pathological liar, fake BoPo advocate, professional dropout, apex consumer, great big fatty, now a mother

[I call shenanigans]

Fat Alex is clearly following and copying Kelly Strack https://youtu.be/IeTMeN0-6nc. Even the wording is the same

ETA: I love that Fat Al has not had a single sponsor for her baby or her pregnancy…. I hope they keep it up.

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

Hahahahaaaaaa. This video belongs in a training course for influencers and first time moms. "How to stave off the idea that your life will completely change." Match everything!

She's acting like she's getting a new tiny roommate. I suppose if your only perspective is influencers showing only the kyuuuute and clean edits of babies, you might come up with this idea.

Has she heard of projectile vomit? Projectile infant poop?

The nursery: White walls? White baby basket? White chair? Off white carpet? Peelable decals that a toddler can rip off in two seconds? That's gonna look like shit. Choking hazards everywhere.

I'm not reading her as pregnant yet, just really fucking fat.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

if reading a pregnancy/baby book in the first trimester was too much for her

Do you actually think she's capable of reading and comprehending informational text? If so, you give her a lot more credit than I do. This bitch is astonishingly stupid. Materials aimed at teenage mothers might be more suitable for her mental age, but any technical details would still probably be very difficult for her to understand. Someone has undoubtedly written a book for pregnant women with borderline intellectual functioning or mild developmental disability, and I think that would be the most appropriate option.

In all seriousness, I guarantee she's going to get all of her parenting tips from her creepy mother and TikTok. Baby Fearless is absolutely fucked.

I look forward to the breastfeeding weight from feeding baby.

She's 100% not going to breastfeed that kid. I won't be surprised if she claims to try in order to avoid criticism on social media, but I doubt she's actually interested.

 

[Miltank]

So once (if?) The baby is born will we just never see the nursery again since it will be immediately covered in shit, piss, and vomit stains and in disarray? Will she constantly replace ruined things before vlogging in there to keep up the facade everything's perfect still?

 

[Blerg]

I am still reeling over the fact that she was at a loss for trinkets. Where does one find baby shelf trinkets?! In the baby section? Oh no! How about in the TOY section? Non! Maybe with the PLANTS?

For fucks sake, woman.

 

[Lidl Drip]

So once (if?) The baby is born will we just never see the nursery again since it will be immediately covered in shit, piss, and vomit stains and in disarray? Will she constantly replace ruined things before vlogging in there to keep up the facade everything's perfect still?

He won't be in the nursery for at least 6 months, that's why it's so retarded that she's making this a priority instead of preparing her bedroom where the baby is actually gonna sleep, buying and installing a car seat and packing her hospital bag. If he comes early or she develops preeclampsia and has to be induced early she is so fucked.

She's 100% not going to breastfeed that kid. I won't be surprised if she claims to try in order to avoid criticism on social media, but I doubt she's actually interested.

I agree, she will probably try it but once she gets too tired or if she has any issues with latching she will switch to formula and make Yar take the night shift with bottles while she sleeps.

 

[Barbarella]

Fire Departments used to help with car seats but they no longer do. At least in my state. And putting in modern car seats is quite a chore, one that I’m certain Alex will be completely unable to manage. They really need to make that a priority, because if Yar is as helpless and disengaged as he seems, he might not be able to do it either. Then they have to find somebody and pay them.

You guys are being a bit drastic in the poop and shit everywhere scenario. White is a terrible choice but it won’t appear filthy instantly. It will be gradual-a mess here that she’s too tired to clean instantly or scrub out. A spill there that she doesn’t notice. There real problems with her bland color palate will come when the toddler is moving, especially walking. Bottles get spilled, cheerios get crumbled everywhere, dirty hands touch everything. And yes, stickers get peeled-a family boy is a real picker and nothing with a sticker remains whole. The damage babies can do is mild compared to what toddlers can manage.

Suddenly she’ll look at her house after her first good nights sleep in four years and notice the white is beige, the beige is brown, the brown is black, there are spots on the carpet, dust is gathering like tumbleweeds because she has been too tired and busy to do more than surface cleaning, and she’ll suddenly realize her perfect white dream home is shabby and dirty.

Honestly, I hope her baby is colicky. Three months of screaming would be hilarious. For us, but not for baby fearless, as I doubt she’ll comfort him and Yar will disappear instead of bond. . It’s always sad when a cow has a baby.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

stickers get peeled

I was thinking that, too. Those geese below 4 feet aren't long for this world, and I am highly amused thinking of how she'll react when she walks in on BF slowly ripping their bodies from their much more delicate necks - leaving her wall looking like the aftermath of several old fashioned Christmas dinners.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Honestly, I hope her baby is colicky.

That is a really nasty thing to say.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

He won't be in the nursery for at least 6 months, that's why it's so retarded that she's making this a priority instead of preparing her bedroom where the baby is actually gonna sleep, buying and installing a car seat and packing her hospital bag. If he comes early or she develops preeclampsia and has to be induced early she is so fucked.

I suspect the nursery will become a repository for Amazon boxes and miscellaneous junk before the baby has an opportunity to use it.

Fire Departments used to help with car seats but they no longer do. At least in my state. And putting in modern car seats is quite a chore, one that I’m certain Alex will be completely unable to manage. They really need to make that a priority, because if Yar is as helpless and disengaged as he seems, he might not be able to do it either. Then they have to find somebody and pay them.

The Injury Prevention Program at Hasbro Children's Hospital, in partnership with the Rhode Island Department of Transportation, coordinates car seat installation and inspection in Rhode Island and southeastern Massachusetts through the Seats 4 Safety initiative. The program even provides car seats to low income families at no cost.

Here is a list of car seat clinic locations in Rhode Island. In Cranston, these services are available through the Cranston Police Department's traffic safety division. An appointment is required, but all one needs to do is call (401) 477-5063 or (401) 477-5033 to set one up.

There, I've done more practical work to prepare for the baby than his mother has.

 

[often puzzled]

From Instagram (and I do have some older stuff I haven't posted yet).

Nursery tour is live!



Anyway, here's a photo in which I am so gigantically fat that my reflection obscures the entire nursery!



I truly would know know she was pregnant if I saw her out in public and had no idea who she was. She does editing trickery on (some, but not all) still photos to give the impression that there's a bump rather than a gunt, but, even then, her bullfrog neck is bigger than the gunt bump.

And her hair colorist apparently hates her. You're not supposed to have several inches of dark with a "fresh" dye job, are you?

One thing that's extremely evident in this pregnancy arc is that she has no friends or non-mom relatives who can guide her in practical preparations for the baby. First-time parents are generally clueless, to varying degrees, but this is something next-level. As others have already said, you can really only achieve this level of cluelessness if your entire experience of babies (and life in general) is based on carefully-curated influencer TikTok clips.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I agree, she will probably try it but once she gets too tired or if she has any issues with latching she will switch to formula and make Yar take the night shift with bottles while she sleeps.

According to Clueless in Cranston, they will be taking turns to feed baby. She’s going to express milk so Yar can feed him. Hahaha!!!

And putting in modern car seats is quite a chore, one that I’m certain Alex will be completely unable to manage.

That’s why you buy from an actual baby store. If they don’t install the seat themselves, they know where to go to have it done and certified safe. It’s all part of the service, as is putting furniture, prams etc together, and advising on safety standards. Fat Alex’s Amazon addiction, has meant she’s missed a lot of expert advice and services she could have gained by shopping local. She might have even connected with other local young mothers.

Honestly, I hope her baby is colicky. Three months of screaming would be hilarious. For us, but not for baby fearless, as I doubt she’ll comfort him and Yar will disappear instead of bond. . It’s always sad when a cow has a baby.

Yar doesn’t let Bruno play with dog toys, because they’re too noisy, so he’ll no doubt shut himself away from his newborn son because a crying baby is far worse than a squeaky dog toy.

We will be seeing Fat Alex carefully curating her vlog footage to present baby boy as the perfect baby. She’s not going to upset her Instagram worthy life by showing him in any other light. If that boy is born with any health issues, eg hip dysplasia, she’ll be lost about how to film him as the picture of perfection. Makes me wonder what she will actually show in her vlogs once he arrives. She’s not going to be wanting to pack both him and Bruno up to keep store hopping on the daily, or going to pools/beaches with Nasty Nancy. I doubt any of her viewers want to watch her sterilising bottles, washing baby clothes and linens on the daily, and she’ll get slammed if she films herself changing him, because that really should be kept private. It’s not like he’ll be able to play initially, or draw, or do any of the fun stuff like helping mum bake or garden for a long time. He’ll just drink, sleep and cry for months on end. Her intention, I have no doubt, is to bundle him up in the flashy influencer pram and trot him around farmers markets, and eateries, fairs etc and Bruno won’t be anywhere to be seen outside of the house/yard. She’ll learn very quickly that getting out with a baby is a whole production and she’s not going to want to do it.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Honestly, I hope her baby is colicky. Three months of screaming would be hilarious. For us, but not for baby fearless, as I doubt she’ll comfort him and Yar will disappear instead of bond. . It’s always sad when a cow has a baby.

I don't. Frustration with an inconsolably crying infant under 6 months of age is the most commonly reported trigger in confirmed cases of pediatric non-accidental head trauma/"shaken baby syndrome". Infantile colic is also regarded as a major risk factor for development of postpartum depression.

Fat Alex doesn't have the emotional or intellectual capacity to cope with a colicky infant.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Just a thought - I'm hoping Yar isn't one of those twits who enjoys having his seat set back and reclined for man-spreading comfort. Every video I've watched concerning rear-facing baby seats and Tesla Model 3s specifically states that the seatbacks are going to be considerably more upright so there's sufficient room for the baby seat in the back.

Mwahahahahahah

 

[I call shenanigans]

I'm hoping Yar isn't one of those twits who enjoys having his seat set back and reclined for man-spreading comfort. Every video I've watched concerning rear-facing baby seats and Tesla Model 3s specifically states that the seatbacks are going to be considerably more upright so there's sufficient room for the baby seat in the back.

Wild of you to think the car seat is going into Yar’s rear seat. His upholstery is white. There’s no way he’s going to let a kid of any age mess that up. The seat will be fitted to Fat Al’s car, just like Bruno stays in Fat Al’s car. That’s why he drove her car to the Farmers market, not his.

 

[Barbarella]

I don't.

Well, me either obviously, which is why I said it’s sad when cows have babies. Poor joke, not enough qualifications, I’m sorry for that. I figured most of you sorta knew me and that kids are my thing.

It would be interesting to see Alex try to curate her perfect white life and uphold her shopping addiction with a constantly screaming baby but it could reveal a better character-(maybe she’d surprise us, be honest and caring) but of course I don’t want a baby to hurt. And I haven’t been following her that long (and can’t watch her full videos) so I may have misjudged the depth of her narcissism.

With my colicky child I including cutting back my diet to very basic simple things to see if that helped. I’d like to see Alex try that, but if she won’t while pregnant she is unlikely to later.

But I mean try on a reborn doll with a speaker. Obviously. I’m very against babies suffering. If it needed to be said.

 

[Chococat3012]

She already admitted she has her house professionally cleaned every week/2 weeks so for sure she will hire a help for the house and the baby. And she will be replacing all dirty things with amazon shit.

 

[Xenomorph]

God she has that same cunty face like Amberlynn.

Why the fuck would you wish her baby be screaming in pain simply cause you dont like the Mother? You may wanna take a step back.

 

[Sid Precious]

This woman loves nothing better than shopping, does she? Her pregnancy just gave her another category of buying to dive into.

I'd say eating is a pretty strong contender, but those two things are her whole personality.

I wonder if they have educated themselves about bringing a new baby to a home with a dog. Or is Bruno just going to be rehomed like all the others one day because those two imbeciles haven't done their research. Her rapport with caring for pets is on par with the fattest woman in Kuwait's. As is that with African princes, Alan and Malan dodged two huge disgusting bullets.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I wonder if they have educated themselves about bringing a new baby to a home with a dog.

You have to be kidding…of course they haven’t. They are “winging it” all the way. Even Yar has said they’ll learn as they go what works for their baby.

I don’t believe she’ll rehome Bruno because her subscribers wouldn’t accept it, even though many would happily take him off her hands. With proper training, Bruno would make an excellent pet. I think she’ll just stop taking him out, and take the baby instead.