Alexandra Rodriguez / Alexandra Irene Thomas / Learning to be Fearless - pathological liar, fake BoPo advocate, professional dropout, apex consumer, great big fatty, now a mother

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OK look. Fat Alex is annoying and has serious mental issues (shopping and food addiction) and is obviously in over her head now that the baby that she so desperately wanted is here.

HOWEVER, some of the people on reddit need to touch some grass. They are sperging over the fact that Alex uses phrases like "witching hour," "menty b," and "freaking out." I don't think I know a mother that had never used a similar term to describe an infant having a, well, freakout. Redditors are basically comparing her to literal Hitler.

How about they keep their criticism to actual valid points like her obsession with food and lying about slimming filter, shilling insanely expensive products etc etc.

Also, her saying that Bruno wouldn't cooperate for the family photo is apparently in the exact as dumping him off to some rest area in the middle of nowhere because he is a bother to her. Idk maybe now I'm MATI.

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Initially I thought it was a close up of her giant flat ass! I've seen her full frame in a few unfiltered screenshots before but it's shocking every time.

Some people can be predisposed to this and strengthening their muscles would help, but Fatlexandra has let it go way too far and these legs are carrying 2.5-3x the amount of weight they're designed for. Literally caving inwards under the impossible pressure. No exercise will help before she reduces her body mass.
I don't understand how she can look at this and not feel horrified that one day as she is trying to get up from the couch to grab another pack of snackies for her Love Island episode 457 binge session, these knees will just snap and she will be left unable to reach the refrigerator without help.
Caring for her dog and children she can outsource somehow, but this?
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I agree, we see similar legs on many deathfats, so definitely weight is a huge factor. This photo just particularly shocked me, as it is gross (knowing the feeling of hyperextended knee myself)

I have hyperextention in my joints too, so I recognize this image, when you extend your knee like this it is really cringy and painful even being thin/normal, feels as if you might break to the other side, it is gross. When you do any activity like sports or dance you learn to never stand like this but to pull up your kneekap or at least slightly bend you knee
 
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Her food shopping annoys the crap out of me. Once again we see her buy one tomato. She’s shown this many times before where she’ll buy one tomato and one onion rather than a few. She was only at trader joes the day before.

She has a baby now, just plan meals and buy enough food for the week. That’s what sane people do. While I’m not perfect and will run to the store for one item on occasion, the store is a 5 minute walk for me and not a whole car adventure with a baby to consider. She is so wasteful of both her money and her time.

That photo setup was just stupid. She didn’t even get the mug from the side, so it was just an empty mug shown from the top. Anderson being “cooperative “ clearly just means he’s asleep. Him being awake more now, is clearly annoying her, with the “nap schedule “ raising its head again
 
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I call shenanigans said:
She’s shown this many times before where she’ll buy one tomato and one onion rather than a few. She was only at trader joes the day before.
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People with a food addiction do this. They need any ol' excuse to go to the store and buy something they may genuinely need just so they can grab junk food while they are there and/guzzle down fast food in their car since they're out and about anyway.
 
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I think now she is really trolling - the yawning with open mouth, wearing those too small revealing tops, complaining about the baby, joking about new pregnancy...
 
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As annoyed as she seems to be with Anderson now, she’s going to go mad by this time next year.

He will be mobile and curious about EVERYTHING. He’ll be opening cupboards and emptying them if he can. He’ll be walking, climbing and everything he gets his sticky little hands will go into his mouth.

He will need a lot of attention and interaction and help with new toys.

Putting him in a playpen with toys isn’t going to cut it and he will make that quite clear.

Meal times are going to be 100% messy as he explores new food… with his hands.

There is zero emotional regulation at 15 or so months and when he’s not happy, he’s going to make that abundantly clear, with ear drum piercing screams.

She’s only going to have small windows of time to film her vlogs without lots of random input from Anderson.

It’s really a lot of fun. Almost daily you can see the rapid development of their little minds and bodies. Their personalities really blossom.

It’s also very parent involved and exhausting.

I honestly don’t know how most women, back in the days before birth control, managed a handful of very young children as well as the rest of their responsibilities.

Alex will be the one having the “melts b’s”.
 
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As annoyed as she seems to be with Anderson now, she’s going to go mad by this time next year.

He will be mobile and curious about EVERYTHING. He’ll be opening cupboards and emptying them if he can. He’ll be walking, climbing and everything he gets his sticky little hands will go into his mouth.

He will need a lot of attention and interaction and help with new toys.

Putting him in a playpen with toys isn’t going to cut it and he will make that quite clear.

Meal times are going to be 100% messy as he explores new food… with his hands.

There is zero emotional regulation at 15 or so months and when he’s not happy, he’s going to make that abundantly clear, with ear drum piercing screams.

She’s only going to have small windows of time to film her vlogs without lots of random input from Anderson.

It’s really a lot of fun. Almost daily you can see the rapid development of their little minds and bodies. Their personalities really blossom.

It’s also very parent involved and exhausting.

I honestly don’t know how most women, back in the days before birth control, managed a handful of very young children as well as the rest of their responsibilities.

Alex will be the one having the “melts b’s”.
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She's going to have a hard time physically picking him up and setting up her house so that when he starts to crawl and waddle he doesn't get places that are dangerous. Yar is going to be doing the most I'd imagine but imo the mom has to step up at that point.
 
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