Inactive Alison Rapp / Maria Mint / 123grapeman - Pedo Defense Force, CP Advocate, Whore. Husband Jake Rapp found his balls and divorced her.

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I enjoy how her very professional and artsy modeling career means she can't just take photos of herself inside, she has to go outside with her self-described "sluttiest thing I have ever considered" to show off for the cameraman she overpays.
 
Even massive knockers aren't going to distract from the eyebags and flappy lunch lady arms. Add in her shit-in-the-pants smell and cottage cheese thighs, there's no hope. Just look at how much photoshopping she did to her face in that pic and she still came out looking like a crackwhore Swampthing.

Swamp Thing was able to score a beautiful wife and daughter, don't compare him to this.
 
You were making close to 6 figures with your education, how can you complain about its availability when a girl from bumfuck nowhere got it just fine, and had plenty of income utilizing it to pay it off in a timely manner?

This is how they'll find her once the Patreon dries up. Supporting the National Alliance on Mental Illness with a bathtub suicide pic. Good going, Ali.

She got a gig in the 13 Reasons Why sequel.
 
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Even massive knockers aren't going to distract from the eyebags and flappy lunch lady arms. Add in her shit-in-the-pants smell and cottage cheese thighs, there's no hope. Just look at how much photoshopping she did to her face in that pic and she still came out looking like a crackwhore Swampthing.
Not to mention that the implants are gonna look more obvious if she does manage to lose weight. Fat cells shrink and expand depending on how much of it you have in your body.
 
I enjoy how her very professional and artsy modeling career means she can't just take photos of herself inside, she has to go outside with her self-described "sluttiest thing I have ever considered" to show off for the cameraman she overpays.

Allison pays a cameraman? I always assumed she borrowed tripod san from Pixy.
 
Betting pool begins: How soon till she gets a boobjob?
Never. Leaving aside the issue that she'll never have that much money again, or enough credit to finance it, she'll give up and move back to Minnesota before she ever considers that.
Recall that she doesn't consider herself a pornographer, just an "indie artist", and her fans are just cool woke indie art fans, not slavering degenerates. Doing something to make her body more sexually appealing would pretty much be admitting that her artistic lighting and camera angle choices aren't the real product here.
 
Even a cheap and easy on the surgeon under the fold hack job is going run her six grand out the recovery room. Something with a result less readily apparent can double that. She's got loans to pay already so that's going to expand the timeline out if it ever happens. She would be better off using the funds even if she did get a loan for the balance or saved up the cash for a pre-30 years of age eyelid procedure on both the upper and lower lids of each eye, something that I imagine is pretty rare for someone in that age cohort undergoing elective plastic surgery but Rapp needs desperately as of years ago. So unless she can marry some guy who will spring for them because he doesn't want to pretend to romp with a preteen boy with permanent dry mud-mask on and gets the whole array of work finished all at once out of his pockets, it'll be sometime in the late 2020's if at all with never being more likely than ever?
 
When has lack of money stopped this cow from buying shit she doesn't need?
She doesn't make enough on Patreon to buy a boob job outright and I doubt she has the self-control to save up money for it.

The only way I can see her making enough for a boob job is is she runs a fundraiser on one of those crowd-funding sites and ties her breast enhancement into social justice, somehow:

"Hi, I'm Alison and I was the target of a GamerGate-esque harassment campaign from alt-right Drumpf Nazis for being a woman in tech.
Please fund by surgery to make me feel good about myself, again.
I'm a sufferer of BPD and on the verge of suicide [insert animated .gif of banging head against wall here for :feels:]"
 
Sometimes, usually her "outdoor" shoots, anything outside her apartment I'm almost positive she's paying a "cosplay cameraman" like the ones that go to conventions.

There are two kinds of cosplay shutterbugs, the ones who do it for free and the ones that get paid. There's also people who give their friends a free pass, but that's obviously different.

Depending on where you are, it's easy enough to find someone with a DSLR who'll do it for free. Or for exposure, or to practice with their camera, or other benefits, whatever an unemployed BPD might be able to offer. Maybe they're a student who needs a model for a project, maybe they go all gooey around a girl in a tight costume, whatever. They might advertise, but more likely just wander around cons and maybe ask the cute D.VA if she wants to do a shoot at a later date (she doesn't). There are also cosplayers who pass out cards to guys with DSLRs at cons. I've got dozens of them.

Upside: Free, beyond credit and a shoutout on social media. Students probably have some photoshop skills and want to make it look good.

Downside: You get what you pay for.

Then we come to paid photogs. There are two kinds of these: "I'm a real photographer!" and real photographers. "Real" photographers do paid shoots at cons, but your milage may vary with that. I've seen people advertise shoots at $30 CND for 15 minutes. The quality of what you get will vary. Depending on where the con is, or what kind of crowd is there, the best spots might already be taken, there could be time limits at good spots, you can't really keep people from wandering around in the background and people lose track of time very easily.

Upside: They probably know how to work a camera.

Downside: Cons are chaotic, your costume might look worse for wear after a few hours at the con, weather might be shitty, they might never get back to you, they might not know how to use photoshop and just send the plain jpgs. Shit happens, basically.

Real photographers, and by that I mean pay taxes, have the gear and experience, have a studio, can be expensive. I've seen guys charge $150 American for three photos. A lot of them charge cosplayers more because they're seen as having more money but less experience with stuff like this.

Upside: They know how to photoshop, they have lighting gear, know where to shoot if you're doing an outdoors shoot and to talk to about it, and the shoot is much more controlled. No drunk Pikachu's blundering around in the background, no dumbasses photobombing you, stuff like that.

Downside: Cost, and you might have to wait a while, depending on the season. During wedding/Communion/Confirmation season, cosplayers are probably going to be low on the priority list.

Paid photogs in general almost always prefer cash payments, because taxes are the devil. When I worked in a studio, every camera guy told me they were cash only outside office hours. She most likely is trying to get someone to do it for free as exposure or other benefits, which might work. I'll admit, I've fallen for it myself a few years ago. I know she's hired photographers before, but I can't see her coughing up a lot of physical cash now.
 
Then we come to paid photogs. There are two kinds of these: "I'm a real photographer!" and real photographers. "Real" photographers do paid shoots at cons, but your milage may vary with that. I've seen people advertise shoots at $30 CND for 15 minutes.

Ali hired someone before, for her Fire Emblem slut cosplay (Tharja), the girl that barely wears anything. Then she said she was maybe going to "purchase" one or two pictures from them, I don't really know how that deal is supposed to work, but I guess it was free apart from not owning pictures of her own likeness (and ugliness).
 
Ali hired someone before, for her Fire Emblem slut cosplay (Tharja), the girl that barely wears anything. Then she said she was maybe going to "purchase" one or two pictures from them, I don't really know how that deal is supposed to work, but I guess it was free apart from not owning pictures of her own likeness (and ugliness).

Yeah, sounds like the guy took a few pictures, then let her pick her favourites to buy. Not a fan of that method, personally. The rest might have gone to their own portfolio, or more likely were just dumped. It's commonish to do that, just because do you really want a few hundred pictures you're never going to use clogging up your hd or external hds? I know guys who wait six months before deleting, just in case, but after that it's all deleted.
 
Support the mentally ill, like this unemployed narcissist in a ratty wig and crackhead makeup in the bathtub
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Also holy shit this is an unattractive woman, even without the ragged "cosplay". That schnoz, yo.
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Christ, your average early-twenties girl has facebook profile pictures with more artistic worth than the shit Ali sells and most of them don't call themselves artists.
 
She doesn't make enough on Patreon to buy a boob job outright and I doubt she has the self-control to save up money for it.

The only way I can see her making enough for a boob job is is she runs a fundraiser on one of those crowd-funding sites and ties her breast enhancement into social justice, somehow:

"Hi, I'm Alison and I was the target of a GamerGate-esque harassment campaign from alt-right Drumpf Nazis for being a woman in tech.
Please fund by surgery to make me feel good about myself, again.
I'm a sufferer of BPD and on the verge of suicide [insert animated .gif of banging head against wall here for :feels:]"

They usually claim they have a "medical condition" and need "life saving surgery", donate to my GoFundMe or the nazis win!!!!1

And I guess it isn't a lie, just extreme exaggeration. The "medical condition" is mental illness and the "life saving surgery" is some sort of cosmetic procedure, like gender reassignment, boobjob, etc.
 
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