All wings report in - Red Leader, standing by

[DrJonesHat]

Red Hat, standing by (but privately, get Gentoo)

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Magnus the Red, standing by.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Red Stripe standing by. I can't feel my legs.

 

[Mrs Paul]

Black and Gold Leader standing by

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Redd White, standing by.

 

[Ravelord]

Here's Redrum, standing by.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Minas gerais,standing by

 

[DZ 305]

AXE OF THE RED MIST, STANDING BY

 

[DrJonesHat]

Red eye, standing by! *violent sneeze*

 

[RV 229]

Cyan Square, standing by.