TGWTG Allison Pregler / Obscurus Lupa / Movie Nights - The vindictive leader of #ChangeTheChannel, GOTIS personified, vendetta against The Cinema Snob

[Chamulum]

Lupa’s appearance is so fascinating to me. She really just got the short end of the stick in every regard. Not only is she naturally very ugly, but she’s also so, so bad at doing her makeup. That eyeliner in the thumbnail is unbelievably shitty looking. She puts Homer Simpson’s makeup gun to shame.

If I looked a good decade older than my actual age I’d at least take some time to learn how to hide it a little better.

This is why you invest in a proper diet and skincare while you are still young.

 

[Ita Mori]

Lupa’s appearance is so fascinating to me. She really just got the short end of the stick in every regard. Not only is she naturally very ugly, but she’s also so, so bad at doing her makeup. That eyeliner in the thumbnail is unbelievably shitty looking. She puts Homer Simpson’s makeup gun to shame.

If I looked a good decade older than my actual age I’d at least take some time to learn how to hide it a little better.

It's the unkempt hair that does it in for me. She's balding and making no effort to hide it.

 

[Meriasek]

Lupa’s appearance is so fascinating to me. She really just got the short end of the stick in every regard. Not only is she naturally very ugly, but she’s also so, so bad at doing her makeup. That eyeliner in the thumbnail is unbelievably shitty looking. She puts Homer Simpson’s makeup gun to shame.

If I looked a good decade older than my actual age I’d at least take some time to learn how to hide it a little better.

I don't think she's naturally ugly, just... Plain. Like, she has no obvious deformities, decent symmetry, that sorta thing. Nothing special, just average. But Lupa is actively making herself worse, by being unkempt, crazy looking, and putting on make-up that would make drag-queens look subtle, but with a lot less talent for make-up than the average drag-queen.

 

[MidUSA]

Or going into prositution

I think she'd find it rather difficult to attract customers

 

[Josterman]

I think she'd find it rather difficult to attract customers

Well some could be attracted to her there is a lot of fish out there
Plus she could use Craigslist

 

[BScCollateral]

This is why you invest in a proper diet and skincare while you are still young.

Personally, and I have no real evidence of it, I suspect she's a good decade older than she admits.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Well some could be attracted to her there is a lot of fish out there
Plus she could use Craigslist

There’s probably some thirsty CA fans who would. Maybe the ones who thought she was hot a decade ago. Personally, I wouldn’t call her hideous, but she kind of looks like someone’s mom who didn’t take the divorce well.

 

[PeriodicTrouble]

Personally, and I have no real evidence of it, I suspect she's a good decade older than she admits.

No, she is the age she claims. There were people on DHI who thought the same thing and then someone found a review of a play Allison was a part of when she was in High School.
http://www.nationalyouththeatre.com/reviews/reviews_bradshaw_highschoolmusical.html

 

[Josterman]

There’s probably some thirsty CA fans who would. Maybe the ones who thought she was hot a decade ago. Personally, I wouldn’t call her hideous, but she kind of looks like someone’s mom who didn’t take the divorce well.

Probably drinks to much to drown her sorrows

 

[BScCollateral]

No, she is the age she claims. There were people on DHI who thought the same thing and then someone found a review of a play Allison was a part of when she was in High School.
http://www.nationalyouththeatre.com/reviews/reviews_bradshaw_highschoolmusical.html

Son of a bitch. That's just sad.

EDIT: I will note, though, the review does not say if she was a student, or some 30 year old they found drunk in the dumpster.

 

[Josterman]

Son of a bitch. That's just sad.

It’s highly depressing

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Just imagine the poor sod that picks up Prostitute Lupa and the look of disappointement on his face when he yanks down her panties and there's no dick.

 

[CWCissey]

Just imagine the poor sod that picks up Prostitute Lupa and the look of disappointement on his face when he yanks down her panties and there's no dick.

No need to imagine, just look at Phelous.

No, she is the age she claims. There were people on DHI who thought the same thing and then someone found a review of a play Allison was a part of when she was in High School.
http://www.nationalyouththeatre.com/reviews/reviews_bradshaw_highschoolmusical.html

In a high school play she played a teacher.

 

[Nobue]

It's the unkempt hair that does it in for me. She's balding and making no effort to hide it.

Alcoholism can make your hair fall out.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Yeah, she's gotta be doing this on purpose.

She's gotta know she looks like shit.

Honestly I think that's her goal. Not to look like shit but to look weird and wacky.

Her stuff, before she left Channel Autism, was her being weird and wacky during her reviews. Then she stopped that and went with semi-serious but she never got over her desire to be strange. The problem is she's trying way too hard.

 

[BScCollateral]

Then she stopped that and went with semi-serious but she never got over her desire to be strange.

That's the danger of being weird. The audience is never sure if you're being tongue-in-cheek or if you really are nuts. Spoony has that problem, ironically enough.

 

[gorgon]

I understand that everyone is focused on the eldirtch abomination that wears Lupas skin but i'm just floored that it took her a year to read a book that according to wikipedia is only 576 pages long.

fwiw she read it over streams that were often weeks or months apart

 

[Totally Awesome]

Just imagine the poor sod that picks up Prostitute Lupa and the look of disappointement on his face when he yanks down her panties and there's no dick.

Is that what happened to you? I feel bad.

 

[Josterman]

Is that what happened to you? I feel bad.

That would be a scary scene

 

[Laughingjoke2]

And now back to our regularly scheduled programming:

As Horrifying as that Thumbnail is the fact that's the hairbrushed pic of her says a lot.