Alternate ad networks

[hundredpercent]

There are some fringe ad networks that pay you in bitcoins, where you can advertise shady gambling/crypto sites and stuff like that. Clean, SFW banner ads.

Why doesn't Kiwi Farms run shady crypto ads? Example: A-ads.

The CPM will be worse than Google ads, but it's better than nothing. Blatantly illegal torrent sites, as well as redpilled news sites run ads with them right now.

(disclaimer: This post is shilling. This post contains my referral link. I will get 50% of fees.)

 

[CIA Nigger]

A few years ago Dear Leader tried a mining setup. The site ended up being flagged by the automatic idiot proof "safe browsing" plugins most browsers these days have because someone (Vordrak, some mad tranny, or another one of the enemies of the site) reported it as malware.

Those torrent sites and even some of the "redpilled news sites" also have fewer enemies than this site does.

 

[dreamworks face]

The patriot act introduced laws against money laundering and financing terrorists, and added provisions where all records had to be kept, and payment processors had to turn over records on all transactions. This meant that payment processors, in order to do business in the US, have to comply with the patriot act, and so will try to assess "suspicious" transactions - in practical terms though, this means that the ((global banks)) can refuse service to anyone for any reason because of the patriot act. This piece of legislation was so provincial for the financial industry that Mastercard and Discover would've flown the planes into the WTC themselves had they known about it.

 

[hundredpercent]

A few years ago Dear Leader tried a mining setup. The site ended up being flagged by the automatic idiot proof "safe browsing" plugins most browsers these days have because someone (Vordrak, some mad tranny, or another one of the enemies of the site) reported it as malware.

Those torrent sites and even some of the "redpilled news sites" also have fewer enemies than this site does.

Crypto mining is blocked by the browsers because people fucking hate it, it doesn't have anything to do with the Kiwi Farms specifically.

Their whole business model is that you advertise the untouchable ads on the untouchable websites. When you create an ad unit, there's a few checkboxes:

• Disallow NSFW - Nudity or other content not suitable for work
• Disallow Gambling - Games of chance, lotteries, betting and earning games
• Disallow Shady - HYIPs and other ads that might be considered inappropriate by publishers
• Disallow Risky Investments - High risk investments

NSFW is obviously porn (and porn scams, and copyright infringement), HYIPs means Ponzi schemes, "Risky Investments" means scams, and gambling is just shady crypto gambling sites without a license. There are absolutely no advertisers on there who would be whining about their precious brands being tainted. If there were, they could just exclude the Kiwi Farms from advertising without contacting A-Ads.

It's possible that you'll get banned from them eventually, but what do you have to lose?

The patriot act introduced laws against money laundering and financing terrorists, and added provisions where all records had to be kept, and payment processors had to turn over records on all transactions. This meant that payment processors, in order to do business in the US, have to comply with the patriot act, and so will try to assess "suspicious" transactions - in practical terms though, this means that the ((global banks)) can refuse service to anyone for any reason because of the patriot act. This piece of legislation was so provincial for the financial industry that Mastercard and Discover would've flown the planes into the WTC themselves had they known about it.

What does any of this have to do with my post?

 

[William Tell Underpass]

Crypto mining is blocked by the browsers because people fucking hate it, it doesn't have anything to do with the Kiwi Farms specifically.

Their whole business model is that you advertise the untouchable ads on the untouchable websites. When you create an ad unit, there's a few checkboxes:

• Disallow NSFW - Nudity or other content not suitable for work
• Disallow Gambling - Games of chance, lotteries, betting and earning games
• Disallow Shady - HYIPs and other ads that might be considered inappropriate by publishers
• Disallow Risky Investments - High risk investments

NSFW is obviously porn (and porn scams, and copyright infringement), HYIPs means Ponzi schemes, "Risky Investments" means scams, and gambling is just shady crypto gambling sites without a license. There are absolutely no advertisers on there who would be whining about their precious brands being tainted. If there were, they could just exclude the Kiwi Farms from advertising without contacting A-Ads.

It's possible that you'll get banned from them eventually, but what do you have to lose?

What does any of this have to do with my post?

Because this is not a shithole website. Some things are not worth the money.

If you could buy adspace on the front page of google it would cost more than the gdp of most of africa every year, but it is detrimental to their business model and they would not do it
And by the same token, one of the things that keeps this place respectable (as much as it can be) is not running crappy porn ads like encyclopedia dramatica.

And just like ED, if Null ever gives up like EZPZ did, you will see him put up such ads.

Or shit, maybe he will do it tomorrow, what do I know?

 

[T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2]

How about no ads at all?

 

[PhoBingas]

Null's in the Balkans. He can sell whores.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

I'm not sure if merch runs are always a pain, or if it was just cause the latest run was during a pandemic, but I'd buy more stuff in a merch run. I love cutesy stuff.

Maybe we can have a nihilistic /black pill merch run... sad kiwi bird on a shirt is something I would wear.

OR that picture of null's cartoon dog and the doggy gf on vacation was cute af. I forget the user who made the version with a gf but that was so cute. Dunno if that would be better for a shirt or sticker tho

Ohh what about merch about the anarcho autistic zone? That would be great to have on a sticker for vandalising public spaces. It would be like claiming territory for kiwi nation.

 

[hundredpercent]

Because this is not a shithole website. Some things are not worth the money.

If you could buy adspace on the front page of google it would cost more than the gdp of most of africa every year, but it is detrimental to their business model and they would not do it
And by the same token, one of the things that keeps this place respectable (as much as it can be) is not running crappy porn ads like encyclopedia dramatica.

And just like ED, if Null ever gives up like EZPZ did, you will see him put up such ads.

Or shit, maybe he will do it tomorrow, what do I know?

These would be gambling/crypto ads, not porn ads.

How about no ads at all?

Then the site runs a deficit.