Orbiter Aly Hirschberg / Alan Christopher - The creep behind Chris Chan's fundraisers

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

You neckbeards wish you could look a decade younger than your actual age.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OK, that's funny. *tips fedora* Past a certain age, people would like to appear younger, but not like this. Not like too young to have a job and pay rent, that would be a serious problem. If I ever grow a beard, it's straight to the doctor for me. This... individual legit looks like maybe a high school freshman. A 32 year old woman isn't this childlike much less a man.

 

[HoneyBadgersOfOats]

Lay off Bob, Bob served in the military, had a good career and had an interesting life. He was no angel as evidenced by the fact his other 2 kids never spoke to him but there is no evidence he was autistic.

Bob was imperfect himself but he still didn't deserve being cursed with Chris as a son. Actually I would go as far to say most people don't deserve such a fate.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I cannot let him ruin Marvel with such an abomination

Oh they already accomplished that on their own and don't need some Brit tranny to make it worse

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Hoagie Boy?!?!

 

[Kitty Nikki]

Watch us all find out that Chris Chan is just a costume, and when you unzip the zipper in the back, it reveals the almighty Sonichu

 

[DuckDuckGo]

I think it could be the same guy behind these tweets? What do you guys think?

 

[uncleShitHeel]

Why hasnt Hull been nuked yet?

 

[Dick Ramdass]

I think it could be the same guy behind these tweets? What do you guys think?

That's a sock puppet account belonging to Sockness, the sock puppet accounts of Alan are all under the same name. I've already found his sock puppet account.


 

[Moe Szyslak]

The people who brown-nose Chris Chan are even weirder than the man himself, how is that possible

It's baffling, I remember coming across this odd fan that almost made me vomit. He was some 40-50 Year old chubby hairy man who was infatuated with Chris. His @ was something like HardforCWC or along those lines. I genuinely hope its a troll just fucking with him, but I didn't look too deep into it. I'll dig some more and try to share the account.

 

[Rungle]

i do not believe this person is triple the age of 12. This man either bathes in soy everyday or the account is actually an fbi honeypot.

 

[Dick Ramdass]

So I messaged the Twitter account that's apparently connected with that Youtube account and you won't believe the response I got... Apparently that Youtube channel isn't Alan's and Alan isn't really Hulkerine100, Alan is copying the Youtube username. This just gets even more entertaining and this just confirms my suspicions that Alan has Growth Hormone Deficiency like Andy Milonakis. I still think they're the same person, this literally has to be one of their sock puppet accounts.

 

[Moe Szyslak]

It's baffling, I remember coming across this odd fan that almost made me vomit. He was some 40-50 Year old chubby hairy man who was infatuated with Chris. His @ was something like HardforCWC or along those lines. I genuinely hope its a troll just fucking with him, but I didn't look too deep into it. I'll dig some more and try to share the account.

Found the account. https://twitter.com/too_sexy4cwc. However tweets are protected and as I look into it his name is Jacob Sockness and already has his on page on https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jacob_Sockness

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

So I messaged the Twitter account that's apparently connected with that Youtube account and you won't believe the response I got... Apparently that Youtube channel isn't Alan's and Alan isn't really Hulkerine100, Alan is copying the Youtube username. This just gets even more entertaining and this just confirms my suspicions that Alan has Growth Hormone Deficiency like Andy Milonakis. I still think they're the same person, this literally has to be one of their sock puppet accounts.
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OK so I take it back about the troonery. This is a hormonal disorder at work. That said, why the "they"? That's just dumb and I hate it.

 

[{o}P II]

So I messaged the Twitter account that's apparently connected with that Youtube account and you won't believe the response I got... Apparently that Youtube channel isn't Alan's and Alan isn't really Hulkerine100, Alan is copying the Youtube username. This just gets even more entertaining and this just confirms my suspicions that Alan has Growth Hormone Deficiency like Andy Milonakis. I still think they're the same person, this literally has to be one of their sock puppet accounts.
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Woudn't a normal person not just say "lol thats not me" instead of going all CSI and assuring us of his heterosexuality

Doesn't that remind you of someone?

 

[Bolton Council]

Fucking hell, Luton to Hull. Out of the frying pan, into the septic tank.

 

[nekrataal]

It's baffling, I remember coming across this odd fan that almost made me vomit. He was some 40-50 Year old chubby hairy man who was infatuated with Chris. His @ was something like HardforCWC or along those lines. I genuinely hope its a troll just fucking with him, but I didn't look too deep into it. I'll dig some more and try to share the account.

I wonder if a lot of those accounts aren’t just sock puppets like how Noah had all of those we.en accounts.

 

[DCM90]

I think it could be the same guy behind these tweets? What do you guys think?

That's sockness

 

[Gatz]

So I googled 'Hulkerine100' and about halfway down the first page this blog comes up which is definitely him http://archive.li/dkZG3

The similarities between this guy and OPL, on the first page alone, are numerous; they both identify (and don't pass) as troons http://archive.li/R5JZx , both are delusional artists who resort to tracing http://archive.li/AuYBn , both get kicked out of groups you'd expect to be tolerant of abnormal behaviour for being too abnormal, both play the cyberbullying card http://archive.li/R5JZx , both post about being 'healthy' which for them is just ordering from somewhere unhealthy and getting a 'light' option http://archive.li/EepMa , the list goes on...

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

So I googled 'Hulkerine100' and about halfway down the first page this blog comes up which is definitely him http://archive.li/dkZG3

The similarities between this guy and OPL, on the first page alone, are numerous; they both identify (and don't pass) as troons http://archive.li/R5JZx , both are delusional artists who resort to tracing http://archive.li/AuYBn , both get kicked out of groups you'd expect to be tolerant of abnormal behaviour for being too abnormal, both play the cyberbullying card http://archive.li/R5JZx , both post about being 'healthy' which for them is just ordering from somewhere unhealthy and getting a 'light' option http://archive.li/EepMa , the list goes on...

Holy shit. This guy is every bit as bad as Chris. X( what a complete dingus.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

So I googled 'Hulkerine100' and about halfway down the first page this blog comes up which is definitely him http://archive.li/dkZG3

The similarities between this guy and OPL, on the first page alone, are numerous; they both identify (and don't pass) as troons http://archive.li/R5JZx , both are delusional artists who resort to tracing http://archive.li/AuYBn , both get kicked out of groups you'd expect to be tolerant of abnormal behaviour for being too abnormal, both play the cyberbullying card http://archive.li/R5JZx , both post about being 'healthy' which for them is just ordering from somewhere unhealthy and getting a 'light' option http://archive.li/EepMa , the list goes on...

Oh man, this idiot is more of a turboautist that I could imagine.

I was one of YouTube’s most hated members

Before people began subscribing to me and commenting nice things, I was actually one of the most hated members of YouTube.

Nigga can't even get his mom to watch his asinine let's play videos but he thinks he is hot shit.

And his tale about how he was banned from some Shenmue forum is really something else. It has everything, from his mommy making an account to screech at the mods to calling the cops over a forum ban.