Orbiter Aly Hirschberg / Refael Levin, financial enabler of CWC, has died in a car accident.

[Jan Ciągwa]

Whenever you're dead or alive I hope you burn in Hell while being fucked in your kidney tissue by Satan's pineapple cock for wasting my 5 minutes with this highlight.

 

[Spez]

So I dunno if it’s been posted yet but this is what I get when I try to follow the link

Spoiler: From mobile

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I don’t know if this happens on pc but...

The page was just taken down, obviously they looked into it and realised he didn't die and removed the obituary as I already posted proof of them being alive an hour ago, lol.

 

[Felthas]

Why is this still featured despite evidence from Twitter to the contrary and the fact that this has happened before?

Also of note is that the OP, Seth, considers himself a friend to Aly and even interviewed her for the original Aly Hirschberg / Alan Christopher thread, thus he has an actual motive for going along with this...

 

[Positron]

Apparently no one archived the full obit, just the landing page.

 

[Archeopthryx]

No kiwis ever die.

 

[Interchanger]

No kiwis ever die

They just go missing in action

 

[Gimmick Account]

Chris is a dumbass for not using the free game credits.

A man that already has everything he needs. I hope one day to attain a Chris level of contentment

 

[The Un-Clit]

So......locktiem?

 

[Punished Brent]

Its hard to bring brevity to a situation like this. very sad.
I just hope we are reunited during the dimensional merge or whatever.

 

[Rupin]

Its hard to bring brevity to a situation like this. very sad.
I just hope we are reunited during the dimensional merge or whatever.

considering that it all might be fake, the merge will just have to wait.

 

[Punished Brent]

considering that it all might be fake, the merge will just have to wait.

You really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?

 

[Pill Cosby]

I remember when the Clintons killed Jeffery Epstein and made it look like a suicide; how much does Hirschberg know about child sex trafficking rings amongst the rich and elite? Is anyone keeping tabs or Bill or Hillary?

(we all know what happened when Scooby and the game was investigating the Clinton Foundation).

 

[valis]

Apparently no one archived the full obit, just the landing page.

I still had the tab open if this is what you're looking for?

 

[Tam Tam The Beluga 1986]

He's now with magichan and sonichu in cwcville now, a fate worse than hell.

The guy deserved better than cwcville. In fact. no one aside from chris deserves cwcville. R.I.P. Aly.

 

[Justtocheck]

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I still had the tab open if this is what you're looking for?

lmao, who dies of a car accident and a genetic heart disease. What Levin most likely meant was a heart attack induced car accident, which do happen, but was too stupid to name it properly.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

I wonder why the funeral would be two almost 3 months from day of death. Don't want to fuck up anyone's summer vacation? It's not like they have to wait for the ground to thaw or something. I suppose that would mean a cremation. But I like how the obit has to point out that Daniel is a brother and Theresa is a sister. But I guess someone else could be a tranny in the fam.

 

[Weed_Prostitute]

I know this is fake, because post merge people cant die

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Yeah, fake as fuck.

They won't reply to me, but they opened the message on their locked twitter, probably accidentally forgot to be dead.

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So I dunno if it’s been posted yet but this is what I get when I try to follow the link

Spoiler: From mobile

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I don’t know if this happens on pc but...

Locking thread since it's a fake death.