Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[Oliver Onions]

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POV: You put regular milk in the lesbian reiki healer's latte instead of almond milk and she is NOT having it.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Alyssa put out another fascinating theory. If you are an "unproblematic male" you keep your hair.
What does this say about Miss Mercunty and her receding hairline?
(X/A)

Alyssa supporting the claim that fanny packs are a "gay style" invention from 30 years ago, when they were being used by German tourists in the 1980s all over the world. Europeans will remember them, they were and still are very popular to carry valuables to keep them safe from the thieves on Spanish and Italian streets targeting tourists. (Remember, Alyssa has her own version of the world that has nothing to do with reality)

(X/A)


To complete the trifecta of sperging about random topics in a way that support her worldview, here is her support for Mexican Tranny Sexworkers, vigilante justice, and fighting the police.

(X/A)

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Well that certainly explains why all her male allies are balding and why she and women like her look the way they do.
The fanny pack is just a reinvention of the way pockets originally were.
Say what you will about her looks, drinking, and drug addiction, but for me her stupidity is a huge turn off.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I still have all my hair, so I guess I fall under that category.

 

[just Reading a post]

Alyssa put out another fascinating theory. If you are an "unproblematic male" you keep your hair.

We should be collecting every thought that comes out of this big brain bitch and be making books out of her all knowing intellect. Its comedic gold.
Call it the Art of Whore.

 

[The Hardest R]

Alyssa really is an overgrown and stupid 12 year old girl. This is from someone who still has all his hair.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I like this new trend of Alyssa using bodily characteristics to evaluate a person's worth.

Remind me again which ideology used to do that?

 

[Charnel Ground]

Bluesky roundup:

Alyssa will be "presenting" at the fake awards show nonprofit fundraising gala.


Alyssa went to Quebec City


Alyssa's bizarre attempt at an I.C.E./ice joke? No idea what she thinks she means.


Alyssa caught on camera with her binge by her doordash driver.

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Now here's my favorite part, which dovetails nicely with her tonedeaf, frankly inappropriate, mention of David Lynch's hairline.**

After noticing how everyone on social media is mourning the passing of great American filmmaker David Lynch, Alyssa needs to let everyone know that she's a David Lynch fan too!!!!!!! Forget what you know about Alyssa mindlessly slurping up capeshit and crappy tv sci-fi and rhapsodizing to anyone who will listen about every little thing!!! She is a REAL hipster film buff and always has been just like her ex Patrick!!! It's not the bpd mirroring at all!!!!

Alyssa, who would rant at the drop of a hat about how much she hates AmeriKKKa and its culture, joins the country in celebrating a man who dearly loved white-picket-fence middle America.


Continuing to reach for some reason, any reason, to make Lynch's death about herself. Twin Peaks was close to Canada, run with it.


(I won't be paying for this.)

Alyssa, manic, gets a tattoo of Laura Palmer's mysterious gesture from Twin Peaks.


Now, of course unless you're mentally ill like ALyssa there's no need to post every single thought you have or thing you like online for asspats. But I can't help but notice that Alyssa doesn't seem to have been at all interested in online discussion regarding any of Lynch's work, which is strange to me because Twitter LOVES David Lynch content/memes/discussion and it's almost inescapable on the platform.




Here's the kicker: Alyssa has only referenced David Lynch twice on her twitter from what I can see.


One is of course, the link to her paid Patreon article and the second is from 2021... DISSING DAVID LYNCH FOR TRYING OUT NFTs AND IMPLYING THAT THE ZENDAYA DUNE IS BETTER
[L / A]

Lynch fans when they see their king doing NFTs while Denis' Dune thrives

**I'd also like to highlight this response to her hairline tweet, which makes it clear that she doesn't know shit about fuck re: David Lynch. Wait til someone tells her that most of Lynch's work has conservative core messages and that Eraserhead is arguably an anti-abortion work of art.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

What a surprise, Alyssa shat on Lynch too and is now engagement farming off his death.

Ghoulish leech.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Mark your calendars. Monday at 8PM PST, Smash JT's lawyer Ron Coleman will be livestream to talk about Alyssa Mercante's lolsuit against Smash JT!


In case TikTok is banned by tomorrow, here's Alyssa's latest TikTok video a few days ago. Something about the jankiest hotel.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Mark your calendars. Monday at 8PM PST, Smash JT's lawyer Ron Coleman will be livestream to talk about Alyssa Mercante's lolsuit against Smash JT!

I really want them to file their response early, but the stream should be interesting to get sneak preview.

 

[just Reading a post]

I really want them to file their response early, but the stream should be interesting to get sneak preview.

Please have them not Coke head Rekieta it all up. By being cocky and being faggots.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Alyssa put out another fascinating theory. If you are an "unproblematic male" you keep your hair.
What does this say about Miss Mercunty and her receding hairline?
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Alyssa supporting the claim that fanny packs are a "gay style" invention from 30 years ago, when they were being used by German tourists in the 1980s all over the world. Europeans will remember them, they were and still are very popular to carry valuables to keep them safe from the thieves on Spanish and Italian streets targeting tourists. (Remember, Alyssa has her own version of the world that has nothing to do with reality)

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To complete the trifecta of sperging about random topics in a way that support her worldview, here is her support for Mexican Tranny Sexworkers, vigilante justice, and fighting the police.

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No job. Sperging like Patrick Tomilson all day on Twitter.
Yeah. She's doing great.

Homeless arc - when?

 

[Charnel Ground]

[L / A]




Also, subtweeting fellow attention whore Melonie Mac I think?
[L / A]

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Alyssa put out another fascinating theory. If you are an "unproblematic male" you keep your hair.
What does this say about Miss Mercunty and her receding hairline?
(X/A)

I know another famous guy who has kept the same strange hairline for like 40+ years. Guess Alyssa's MAGA arc is here.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I am too lazy to archive it, so I am not gonna post shit.

But Alyssa is joining the omnipresent TikTok meltdown.
Nothing screams "I am a patriot" louder than simping for an anti-western propaganda app controlled by the Chinese Communist Party.

Time to make being a Communist a death penalty offense again.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

I am too lazy to archive it, so I am not gonna post shit.

But Alyssa is joining the omnipresent TikTok meltdown.
Nothing screams "I am a patriot" louder than simping for an anti-western propaganda app controlled by the Chinese Communist Party.

Time to make being a Communist a death penalty offense again.

But today on Twitter/X, nothing screams "YOU'RE A TRANSPHOBIC CHUD!!!" with a side of ass-kissing simps and a slutty selfie.
(Archives)

 

[Orange Rhymer]

But today on Twitter/X, nothing screams "YOU'RE A TRANSPHOBIC CHUD!!!" with a side of ass-kissing simps and a slutty selfie.
(Archives)
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Now that Tik Tok is thanking Trump for it's reinstatement-
I think Alyssa needs to apologize.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Now that Tik Tok is thanking Trump for it's reinstatement-
I think Alyssa needs to apologize.

Alyssa needs to be praise Trump now.

Then murder SCOTUS judge in a fit of rage when TikTok gets banned anyway.

 

[Accidental Protege]

As a STRONG HIGH HEELED GAMER GIRL, it’s really odd how she feels the need to continuously post pics of her board body that absolutely no one is asking for. It totally doesn’t make her look like a pathetic loser with self-esteem issues or anything.