Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

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Someone please teach those barbarians how to iron and press a suit.
It looks like the slept in that thing, I would not leave the house with a suit in that condition.
Shane’s bolo tie is all crumpled too, it looks like a shoelace tied to an old tarnished button. There aren’t even aiguillettes on the ends.

Alyssa apparently turned down a job with Polygon because she thinks she's above the only thing that video game news sites are good for: Ad content.

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Also, "I plan on starting a family soon." Oh dear.
 
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Alyssa apparently turned down a job with Polygon because she thinks she's above the only thing that video game news sites are good for: Ad content.

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Also, "I plan on starting a family soon." Oh dear.
Unintentionally based, hopefully she takes shots at IGN and other shit sites for not catering enough to lunatics

The fact they even offered her a job speaks volumes

I hope Shane has some actual bro friends who can wake him up before he nuts in her and ties himself forever to that hideous person.
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Alyssa apparently turned down a job with Polygon because she thinks she's above the only thing that video game news sites are good for: Ad content.

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Also, "I plan on starting a family soon." Oh dear.
Starting a family also cost money too.
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EDIT: But it's okay if your simps like your army of Airbagged ass-goblins act like "antisocial weirdos" to people you hate, Alyssa?
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Shane- run fast run hard and hide deep. I smell “who needs a job I get child support” coming soon. And though you dress like a 1974 porn producer even you don’t deserve that shit. Or perhaps you do. But seeing as you actually seem to produce something of value doing it for free so she can forget she has a child outside the local dive bar wouldn’t be cool.
 
Looks like she's having a fun time in the UK, shooting arrows at an archery, and relaxing at a spa. And I thought she's having money issues?
She is every SJW. Somehow, she constantly flaunts her rich people activities funded by her parents, while simultaneously claming to be oppressed by some retard on YouTube just talking about her.

Neck, whore.
 
Looks like she's having a fun time in the UK, shooting arrows at an archery, and relaxing at a spa. And I thought she's having money issues?
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Imagine being proud that you hit something 30ft away. Also that stance is from someone who's learned archery from watching too many movies. The only thing that looks correct from that angle is the finger placement. Though I'd expect that from an internet whore. You're a woman, Alyssa (supposedly) don't over extend your elbow, your other elbow should be up. Do continue though with that, it's a good way for a woman to blow out their shoulders.
 
Looks like she's having a fun time in the UK, shooting arrows at an archery, and relaxing at a spa. And I thought she's having money issues?
Royal Leamington Spa is actually just the name of the town, same naming convention as Bath, UK or Hot Springs, Arkansas.

She is still undeniably being completely retarded with her money while unemployed though.
 
shooting arrows at an archery
Probably part of the group activities the wedding couple paid for their out of town guests to do.

and relaxing at a spa
That’s what she wants people to think. Royal Leamington Spa is a crime-ridden town near Coventry, as in the idiom “sent to Coventry,” which means to ostracize someone vile by pretending they don’t exist.

Ahem.

It’s also just called Leamington Spa by Brits. Alyssa once again tries to show off and fit in and only succeeds in showing everyone what a try-hard tard she is. Fucking rube.
 
That’s what she wants people to think. Royal Leamington Spa is a crime-ridden town near Coventry, as in the idiom “sent to Coventry,” which means to ostracize someone vile by pretending they don’t exist.
So it's like Welwyn Garden City (where notorious pederast Vordrak lives), another of those cities with a fancy sounding name that is in fact a total shithole?
 
"Ignoring them doesn't stop the harassment" maybe because you have never actually ignored any of your haters, Alyssa?

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It is funny how she disproves her own assertion in the same post.

"I am ignore my haters" she says while talking about what her haters are doing.

It is like energy companies dumping radioactive waste into the ocean and complaining about it being covered by the news media.
"If they would just stop talking about it, I would not be bothered!"
 
"Ignoring them doesn't stop the harassment" maybe because you have never actually ignored any of your haters, Alyssa?

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HOW DARE THESE GUYS THAT I CONSTANTLY SHIT ON PUBLICLY TAKE PROOF OF THIS AND SHOW IT TO OTHERS! ONLY I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO TALK SHIT ABOUT OTHERS IN PUBLIC WITHOUT REPERCUSSIONS! WAITER, I NEED ANOTHER APEROL SR...RP...SPRITZ! THAT'S IT! NO, THIS IS ONLY MY THIRTEENTH...I MEAN, THIRD ONE! JUST BILL IT TO UBISOFT, OK? TIME TO HEAD TO THE BATHROOM AND TAKE PHOTOS OF MY NON-EXISTENT ASS. MAYBE THIS TIME HASAN WILL NOTICE ME!
 
"Ignoring them doesn't stop the harassment" maybe because you have never actually ignored any of your haters, Alyssa?

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>Make unnecessary jab at dying progressive video game outlet that offered you a job
>Too retarded to realize this proves you can get work in the field and undermines aspects of your well followed lulsuit
>Self own yourself on top by clarifying it was only freelance spots making the jab seem even more unnecessary and petty

>Foid out about muh harassment because this was another embarrassing post by her making the rounds
>Ignoring my hateders = responding to every mention of me ever

Guys they're screenshoting my bluesky posts, this is what they'll do to their enemies. Hold up Dave just sent me a DM about my enemies.
 
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