Am I a Twitch thot for being retarded?

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Serious answers only.
It's a matter of life and death.

 

[Wowcoolusername]

Sometimes fish scare me they are unnatural and I want someone to call 911.

 

[Joe Swanson]

No, you're just a retard

 

[Bongocat]

not until you get in a hot tub

 

[Solid Snek]

not until you get in a hot tub

You know, I just now realized that your pfp is a rust-coloured crab wearing a hat.

This may sound crazy, but up until now, I thought it was a white cat, with a weirdly deformed mouth and mustache, wearing a pair of sunglasses.

 

[atleast3letterslong]

If you were fully clothed no otherwise yes

 

[Squidfucker]

Depends:
Were you in a hot tub?
Were you fully clothed?
Is your only reason for relevance the fact that you attract 12 year olds who want to fuck you?
If you were fully clothed, have a personality and you weren't in a hot tub you're just a retard.
If you were not fully clothed, in a hot tub, and attracted 12 year old who want to fuck you? You're a thot and a retard.