OP I would give you gold if I could, so take my poor man's gold.
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger! You've popped my gold cherry!
Edit 2: Omg guys you've made my day stop awarding this post please give OP awards.
Edit 3: I told my mom about how many awards this post got and she seemed happy but I don't know if she understands. The awards are very comforting though.
Edit 4: Really stop awarding this post I have more awards than OP now.
Edit 5: 100 GOLDS AND 55 WHOLESOME AWARDS! THANKS EVERYONE1 !!1!
Edit 6: Someone awarded this post "all seeing eye" I don't know what that means but thanks I guess.
Edit 7: Stop mocking me on r/awardspeechedits. I've never been so happy in my life and you're raining on my parade.
Edit 8: Why is this post featured on r/everyfuckingthread ????
Edit 9: This is my most upvoted post on Reddit and all I was doing was tryiing to give OP gold. Thanks everyone!
Edit 10: I want to thank my mom for raising me, my dad for abandoning me to get smokes, my hormones for allowing me to grow tits, Bad Dragon for selling me exotic furry dildoes, Reddit for comforting me in such a difficult time where my mom thinks I'm weird and says I need a job seriously you guys ROCK, my cat for meowing at me and being the best cat, the drugs I injected this morning for making me feel good, the government for making sure I don't have to work a dead end job, my Discord girlfriend who also has a beautiful girl dick, my ex in Canada that I never met for making me realize I'm actually gay, Sarah for helping me find out that I'm xe/xem/xir, screaming kids for making me realize I have autism, the grass for being green, the sun for rising, and this website for existing.
Edit 11: I can't possibly keep editing this post anymore but OMG YOU GUYS 500 AWARDS IN TOTAL!1! !! 1 HELP.
Edit 12: last edit I swear but thank you Reddit. pls award OP thanks.....
Edit 13: I'm crying guys please stop. You've made my year. 2020 sucked. Thanks for making it better I'll never forget this.
Edit 14: I finally have something to live for Reddit. Thank you.