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Guise, Ricky totally loves her so much, you don't even know.

Also: ROSA PARKS! This gorl, I can't. :story:
 
Arrested For YT Crimes said:
i'm not bothering to watch this garbage-- but how in the FUCK does amber think she's in any way similar to Rosa Parks?
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they wanted to kick rosa off because she wouldn't sit in the back, they want to kick amberlynn off because they don't want the back scraping the road
 
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"I don't know how to go about a meetup in a professional way" :story:
Gorl is scared of IRL trolls.

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At this rate she'll be on her death bed sometime in 2020, under hospice care, and we'll get a video from two month prior titled "Going to the hospital! Am I dying?"
 
Becky confirmed having PCOS. Then amberlynn really fakely says "you don't have extra facial hair or acne!" it's such an obvious unhelpful lie. Becky can see her own face lol.

PCOS makes weight loss harder, and weight gain makes symptoms worse. PCOS and weight gain are both risk factors for diabetes and heart disease. Amberlynn is being selfish by eating so horribly around her girlfriend.

I also laughed at amberlynn talking about her doctors skin care advice. She will go to the Dr for that but not for diabetes symptoms?

Ohhhamburgersss said:
Or, Do I have diabetes? The truth.
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foot loss journey etc etc
 
RarityGORL said:
"I don't know how I to go about a meetup in a professional way" :story:
Gorl is scared of IRL trolls.
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I love that she thinks she can go about ANYTHING in a professional way. Gorl, you haven't done one professional thing in your life. You "volunteered" with Dusty so you could keep an eye on her. Then the call center where you sat in the bathroom more than you worked. And, let's not forget you professional demeanor in your new "career" where you can't be bothered to even comb your nasty hair to film or edit out you sitting there trying to focus a camera and you lash out at both your supporters and haydurs. Sure, gorl, much professionalism.
 
Are we ever gonna get out of this moldy motel room?

Whatever, like she's really not gonna get another animal when the animals she has right now pass away.

Becky: "I can't really help her (regarding binging) I've tried." Can we just talk about how sad that is?

Snapchat person asks: "What's your usual like skincare routine at night." I can answer that. Nothing. There is none.
Amber: "This is gonna surprise a lot of people, but I really don't have one". LOL! No fucking shit, I really doubt she even brushes her teeth before bed. She probably just goes into her garage/room with a bunch of junk food and binges herself into a sleep coma.

Amber: "I never really see hair on you."
Becky: "You gotta get close."
Proof Amber stays as far away from Becky as possible. True love, y'all!

What's the difference between acne and "normal break outs"?

"And then she said 'Also you should add me'" (laughs and says nothing more about it) Such a genuinely kind person.

Ha! "You look so tiny, 'cause I'm like, closer to the camera than you..." Keep telling yourself that, boo.

Eric is a shady queen. Him not wanting you to say depreciating things about yourself is probably just because it's awkward as fuck. Doesn't mean he cares about you, which is evident by how he films you in his videos to get those views.

Rosa Parks is the only person in history Amber has knowledge of. She must have paid attention in history class that one day in February in 5th grade.

"I don't wanna bore you guys." Too late.

"We've had like a crazy last few days." Mini golf, eating out and chilling in a roach motel. Crazy shit.

ETA: Correction; it was Ricky who said he doesn't like when she talks bad about herself. Give me a damn break, now I know it's because it's just awkward for him. That dude can't stand Amber.
 
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What a fucking moron for buying a 2000$ camera to sit in a shitty motel room and film boring ass sit down videos.
No one cares about any of this stuff. Her life is meaningless and pointless.
 
Becky actively chooses to eat the foods that she eats so the only person responsible for the exacerbation of her PCOS is herself. She's a grown ass woman, time to start acting like one.

Amber really hit the jackpot with Becky. A passive, enabling cuck who does not retort to her iron fist in any way.
 
Becky: "We took things slow."
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Love when Becky is talking about how she wants to see herself at a healthy weight because she doesn’t like how she looks. She sees herself on the viewfinder and it grosses her out. Ambers immediate response is “yeah, you look so tiny because I’m closer to the camera than you” lmao yes tell the girl insecure about her weight that the only reason she looks smaller than the 600lbs monster is because of the angle. Such a sweet sweet gorl.
 
I will not.

Bless all of you who recapped, you the real MVP's.

Of course it'd have to be Becky who proposes to Amber. Amber imagines herself to be the dainty femme and assigns a masculine role to Becks the Butch. All this means to Amber is that Becky has to do all the work in a relationship... all of it.
 
Yes thank you for recapping this garbage. At this point I'd take a Mrs Dash Slop water recipe video over this.
 
She says food makes her angry at the end of a boring vacation series where she went to Cheesecake Factory 3+ times. No one is twisting your arm to go there, Big AL. you could choose a place with smaller portions.

Every time she's about to get food is the happiest she looks at any time and then once it's in front of her her eyes glaze over and she gets this unfocused, cow-like stare, her jaw unhinges and she's shoveling in as much as possible as fast as she can like a food-eating robot.

She can't convince us that food makes her angry when we can all see she's enraptured with it.
 
Whoa gorl, what a cunt. Let Becky talk...

Also you replaced your ex for Becky, it shouldn't be different to you.
Lol the mukbangs. "I totally understand the binge monsters" of course you do. Lmao Becky acknowledges she can't help Amber, she's close to giving up.*sigh*

"Your ex chelsea?," gorl screeches, well you talk with Destiny, why care who Becky was referring to? Are you jealous gorl?:roll:

Lucky with her skin lmao, beetus has it dry and fat keeps it oily. What do you say about your skin tags and acantosis nigricans gorl?:P

Becky mentions her PCOS, Amberlynn laughs like a cunt.

Something something depression, meh...

Rickie doesn't hate the jokes, must be he gets angry he can't die laughing in front of Amber, it'd mean he likes at least one thing she does or says. Shade queen can't have that. Also, of course Rickie and Eric joke about her behind her back.

Lol Necky and Thumb:story:

Can't be assed to see the rest of this shit, too boring... thank God our gorl knocked it off with the lip smacking. :heart-full:
 
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