I already fucking did. I got fired the next day when they saw the radiation charts though. Who wouldn't believe a parapelegic and a guy who created a formula that helped invent the atom bomb then married his cousin and cried the rest of his life about how bad he felt helping kill millions of people then made a bunch of money off of it.
These guys I had the job interview with swore some guy named Stephen sent them personal letters before he died claiming there is a space ship that will take you to see this event and he would give them the contact but they just had to suck his paralysed cock first.
Then I found out it was where you work and suddenly I did not feel so bad.