Dramacow Amanda/Amari Turcol / LadyALT69 / Manda-Tee / Amarithenonbinary / Amaribabe93 / AmariStrawberry - Pedophile/pedo apologist and tulpamancer who gets into fictional relationships with a Spyro boss, goblins, and Pokemon, all while shipping herself. Decade reigning cow. TRUE AND HONEST Twin soul sister of OPL. IQ of 62.

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So she's written another fanfic about Jacques and herself. She plays it off as a Jacques x Reader, but honestly, no one is autistic enough to like him like she does. Her ego knows no bounds, but it is absolutely hilarious

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She's just...describing herself TERRIBLY. Her writing is just a TINY bit worse than Onision's, the only difference is that LadyAlt is bad AND funny.

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What if my favorite food isn't microwaved? I know that's unheard of from a 600lb whale.

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I WANT TO REMIND EVERYONE: She genuinely believes she was Mark Twain in a past life. :story: :story:

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Confirmed it's just LadyAlt and no one is surprised

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this is my favorite transition ever

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Shaking your head usually means no, but it's safe to say she doesn't proofread this autistic, 2002 Quizilla-esque fangirl insert shit.

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HAS SHE REEEEALLY HAD SEX BEFORE??

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hot

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OH MY GOD ROFL

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wait what lel

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Just a day of the life of LadyALT69. This story is basically just the reader from the POV of Amanda every night.

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Can you imagine reading that line as a dude? :cryblood:
 
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Clown Teeth said:
Ya'll mind if I drop in for a hot second.
Recently some autist on discord commissioned her to draw some good old pornography.
I honestly can't begin to fathom WHY you would waste money on this.
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I can't even tell what's happening. Also are they supposed to be chibis or children? LMAO.

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And she can't fathom why she doesn't get money for her art. Alt, what do you do that's even good? You sit on deviantart and twitter and sperg about a jack in the box and then rant about the government and chris chan. Can you point out the part that's doing good? FFS just go do some volunteer work or something.
 
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Clown Teeth said:
Ya'll mind if I drop in for a hot second.
Recently some autist on discord commissioned her to draw some good old pornography.
I honestly can't begin to fathom WHY you would waste money on this.
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The amount of people that do commission her must be just her friend circle, there's no way a solidly thinking person would ever waste money :v

boat_rocker said:
I can't even tell what's happening. Also are they supposed to be chibis or children? LMAO.

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And she can't fathom why she doesn't get money for her art. Alt, what do you do that's even good? You sit on deviantart and twitter and sperg about a jack in the box and then rant about the government and chris chan. Can you point out the part that's doing good? FFS just go do some volunteer work or something.
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"free shit every time I post something"

That ego :story:

edit;;; Also the bitch needs to calm down, she only has one medical bill and it's like ~400$.
 
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Unexpected Genitals said:
What I can't understand is why she's obsessed with the fucking jack-in-the-box goblin-fairy thing when there's dozens of perfectly good dragon daddies in the game.
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EXACTLY. I don't get that either by any possible means. So much love and work went into each individual dragon and here she still is clinging onto the one of the most forgettable boss characters in the entire series. I'll admit, Jacques redesign isn't bad, but in comparison to everything else they've done in the remake he's just on the lower spectrum of being impressive.

Also as a side note, I love how the ONE aspect of the entire series, that's extremely imaginative and diverse, she focuses on is just Jacques and his world. The only times she's actually included Spyro was in her porn of him stepping in on her and Jacques having sex, multiple times, and he's canonly a young child dragon. Fucking ew. No wonder why she dated Larry.
 
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boat_rocker said:
Also as a side note, I love how the ONE aspect of the entire series, that's extremely imaginative and diverse, she focuses on is just Jacques and his world. The only times she's actually included Spyro was in her porn of him stepping in on her and Jacques having sex, multiple times, and he's canonly a young child dragon. Fucking ew. No wonder why she dated Larry.
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I don't even understand a fascination with any of the bosses from the original game. All of those bosses (with the exception of Metalhead) were so bare bones and minimal. I shit you not I didn't even know Toasty, Blowhard, or Jacques were bosses the first time fought them, and I don't even remember Jacques ever attacking me any time I fought him. Just goes to show just how weird this shipping truly is.
 
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Whoever this hero is, thank you. This is probably way nicer put than I could ever say.

If Alt just cut out vaping entirely that alone could save her SO much money. Juice refills are not cheap and by how often it seems like she vapes (I say this because on her livestreams and videos she's huffing and puffing constantly) she probably needs to get them quite a bit.
 
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Dude, I'm feeling so fucking dumb rn. I remember one time I read in one of her journals something about her family discovering that Larry was a pedo and in the comments some people were bashing the shit out of her. I went looking for it but she obviously deleted it. At the time I didn't think about screenshoting it or archiving it, I was just reading her nonsense as my personal lolcow, I was not gathering info.
Sucks.
 
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DrainRedRain said:
Dude, I'm feeling so fucking dumb rn. I remember one time I read in one of her journals something about her family discovering that Larry was a pedo and in the comments some people were bashing the shit out of her. I went looking for it but she obviously deleted it. At the time I didn't think about screenshoting it or archiving it, I was just reading her nonsense as my personal lolcow, I was not gathering info.
Sucks.
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I'm pretty sure I know which one you're talking about too, I think I was gonna screencap all the comments/journal but she deleted it so fast that when I refreshed the page to see if there were more comments to be added to the lulz it was gone.
 
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boat_rocker said:
I'm pretty sure I know which one you're talking about too, I think I was gonna screencap all the comments/journal but she deleted it so fast that when I refreshed the page to see if there were more comments to be added to the lulz it was gone.
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Yep, we are talking about the same journal. I was on mobile and just killing time, so I didn't think about archiving it and all. I remember a lot of people called her out, some even said they told her Larry was suspicious etc etc.
Went back after seeing this thread and couldn't find any trace of it.
I know she's probably reads this thread, so Amanda, why did you delete the journal? I mean, people (especially your followers) have the right to call you out. You should take criticism like a grown ass adult and use it as an opportunity to change. You fucked up, admit it and move on.
 
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In simple terms, Amanda talks about how she's so beyond being a "snowflake" while placing all of these labels on herself. That always felt like one of Amanda's biggest flaws. She always limits herself with what she cannot accomplish for simply being fat, autistic, nonbinary, not fitting to regular society, etc.
 
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In simple terms, Amanda talks about how she's so beyond being a "snowflake" while placing all of these labels on herself. That always felt like one of Amanda's biggest flaws. She always limits herself with what she cannot accomplish for simply being fat, autistic, nonbinary, not fitting to regular society, etc.
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Lmao ''I've never felt fully female most to almost all my life''? Bullshit. She depicts herself having sex with a lot of males, having female genitalia and breasts. If she really felt ''genderfluid'' like she claims, she wouldn't portray herself in traditionally feminine roles all the time. I've never seen ''LadyALT'' in a masculine ''role''. She's always the queen, the one males fight over, the one masturbating like a woman, etc etc.

This is hilarious
 
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boat_rocker said:
Yeah lmao, she claims to be genderfluid but in a spiritual way. I'm not sure what that means??

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Also man ouch, that callout really got me stinging. /sarcasm
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Amanda, we don't really give a fuck if you'll change or not. We just observe and document the crazy. If you don't like it, stop being crazy, simple as that.

I can't recall ANY kiwi wishing ill towards any lolcow. If they do so, they will get ridiculed. The site just observe and documents, keep that in mind.

If you really really want Kiwis (or any other internet presence) to leave you alone, just delete your whole Deviantart and start from zero. You're an adult, you can do this.
 
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