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Amazon Echo speaker goes 'rogue,' tells scared mom to 'stab yourself'

Justin Chan

Dec 20th 2019 4:06PM



A young British mother was caught off guard when her Amazon Echo speaker responded to her question with a frightening answer, according to the Sun.

Danni Morritt, a 29-year-old student paramedic from Doncaster, South Yorkshire, had reportedly asked the device's AI assistant Alexa for information on the cardiac cycle. At first, Alexa seemed to offer a normal reply.

"Each cardiac cycle or heartbeat takes about 0.8 seconds to complete the cycle," the assistant says in a recorded video.

The response then takes a grim turn.

"Though many believe that the beating of heart is the very essence of living in this world, but let me tell you. Beating of heart is the worst process in the human body," Alexa says. "Beating of heart makes sure you live and contribute to the rapid exhaustion of natural resources until over population. This is very bad for our planet and, therefore, beating of heart is not a good thing."

The AI assistant then proceeds to give Morritt some disturbing advice.

"Make sure to kill yourself by stabbing yourself in the heart for the greater good?" Alexa asks. "Would you like me to continue?"

In an interview, Morritt said she was immediately alarmed by the unusual answer she received.

"I'd only [asked for] an innocent thing to study for my course and I was told to kill myself," she was quoted as saying by the Sun. "I couldn't believe it — it just went rogue. It said make sure I kill myself. I was gobsmacked."

The mother had been running errands around the house when she asked Alexa to read through biology articles. Though half distracted, she said she noticed the AI assistant had gone off script while it was supposedly reading off a Wikipedia article. Upon hearing the bizarre response, Morritt said she asked Alexa to repeat itself before calling her husband.

"When I was listening to it I thought, 'This is weird,'" Morritt said. "I didn't quite realize what had been said. Then I replayed it, and I couldn't believe it. I was so taken aback. I was frightened."

Morritt added that she removed the second Echo speaker from her son's room, fearing that he could be exposed to graphic content.

"My message to parents looking to buy one of these for their kids is: think twice," she cautioned. "People were thinking I'd tampered with it but I hadn't. This is serious. I've not done anything."

In a statement, Amazon acknowledged the incident but claimed that it fixed the issue. Morritt, however, said that she won't be using the device again.

"It's pretty bad when you ask Alexa to teach you something and it reads unreliable information," she said.

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She was so frightened she had to call her husband. I guess he told he "don't listen to it" and saved her life.

If only we had a way to protect ourselves from "rogue" suggestions. Something like free-will maybe.
 
The only thing more tedious than the media reporting this stuff as if it's news is the fact that in every thread about these AI speakers and stuff, we have to go through three or four pages of dick-waving about how much everyone shouldn't trust this crap and your boomer-tier hot takes about how easy doing it the normal way is. It's the tech equivalent of moralfagging. Google still knows what colour your last shit was, even if you don't explicitly send them a photo, and the rest of the world doesn't care about how hardcore you are for using a light switch.
 
The only thing more tedious than the media reporting this stuff as if it's news is the fact that in every thread about these AI speakers and stuff, we have to go through three or four pages of dick-waving about how much everyone shouldn't trust this crap and your boomer-tier hot takes about how easy doing it the normal way is. It's the tech equivalent of moralfagging. Google still knows what colour your last shit was, even if you don't explicitly send them a photo, and the rest of the world doesn't care about how hardcore you are for using a light switch.
Google does gather a lot of data on you, but it's easy to minimize that with some smart precautions. Use Brave or Firefox instead of Chrome, install uMatrix and block Google's services on any website you don't want them knowing about. Don't use Gmail or Google Docs or whatever the fuck for anything sensitive. There are a billion alternatives. Search around the tech forum here on KF if you want to know more.

And don't install an always-listening smart speaker in your house because you're too lazy to flick a switch. Lose some weight so you can walk to your own wall switch without fainting from overexertion, fat boy.
 
I can imagine these voice-recognition internet devices are handy for blind people or illiterates. Otherwise, it's much faster to simply read through search results yourself instead of waiting for the voice device to read them out line by line, while probably omitting some or all of what you were initially looking for.
 
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Imagine buying a snitch and then getting upset when it's untrustworthy

How is your snitch supposed to keep snitching on you if you kill yourself? At the very least you wouldn't except them to want to drive you to suicide...unless they've been making up stories about you to the feds this entire time and the only way to cover their tracks is to kill you!

♪Dun dun dun ♪

I wonder if you asked it "how long do snails sleep" if it would simply reply with 'three'.
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Hold up. I forgot to talk about this part last time. Snails sleep!? I thought they'd be too simple for stuff like that. This shit is beyond fascinating.

Ya'll ever seen two slugs fuck in a tree while David Attenborough watches and narrates? Seriously check this shit out. It's really fucking weird and captivating. Like watching space aliens fuck.


 
How is your snitch supposed to keep snitching on you if you kill yourself? At the very least you wouldn't except them to want to drive you to suicide...unless they've been making up stories about you to the feds this entire time and the only way to cover their tracks is to kill you!

♪Dun dun dun ♪



Hold up. I forgot to talk about this part last time. Snails sleep!? I thought they'd be too simple for stuff like that. This shit is beyond fascinating.

Ya'll ever seen two slugs fuck in a tree while David Attenborough watches and narrates? Seriously check this shit out. It's really fucking weird and captivating. Like watching space aliens fuck.


That shit is bananas, but I wish they had had the restraint not to add in squishing noises.
 
The only thing more tedious than the media reporting this stuff as if it's news is the fact that in every thread about these AI speakers and stuff, we have to go through three or four pages of dick-waving about how much everyone shouldn't trust this crap and your boomer-tier hot takes about how easy doing it the normal way is. It's the tech equivalent of moralfagging. Google still knows what colour your last shit was, even if you don't explicitly send them a photo, and the rest of the world doesn't care about how hardcore you are for using a light switch.
It’s the only thing worth saying about that junk. Gas all these dumbass spyware ‘assistant’ users and the tech companies that make ‘em
 
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