#ambercon2k19

[ADHD]

Get the Slaton sisters to show up and it might be worth the trip.

 

[theriddler3]

Only if we are allowed to cosplay. I have lots of baby bows that haven't been used in decades!

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Ya'll niggas gay.

 

[kill me now]

Made a flyer

 

[Not me]

Invite Whitney to have a nice interview about weight loss

Second the Slatons!

 

[theriddler3]

Why isn't there a poll option of "FAT"? I am personally offended.

 

[kill me now]

Why isn't there a poll option of "FAT"? I am personally offended.

I live to please

 

[The game master]

Made a flyer

This con would already be a disaster but could you imagine the catastrophe an event for Amber put on by Good Times would be, I’m not paying $65 to see our gorl cause there were no actual free tickets

 

[Twinkie]

There'd be no food because she ate it all, though plenty of water since she doesn't drink it.

Amber wouldn't show up and the only panel would be Rafe putting on an amateur taxidermy demo

Becky would have a booth to display all of her snapbacks

The fags would be flitting around trying to placate angry patrons. They'd hand out the gift bags, each containing 25 sheets of stickers, a coloring book and a pre-owned (but never used) journal. Limited to 1,500

 

[Owlflaps]

There'd probably be shitty panels like sound health advice from a fat person or how to diet right when you're terminally obese.

 

[Barbarella]

Oh....I get it, you sneaky devil. Houston! Dr. Now will be there.

I was thinking there aren’t enough fat suits in all the Party Citys in all the world to let attendees cosplay the Kentucky Lesbian Squad, but Dr. Now can just invite his patients.

I’m afraid of migraines though. The room will smell like cheap celebrity fragrance covering up B.O. and Fritos.

 

[Long time lurker]

to every ho voting no:

YOU

A

LAAAAAAAAAAAH

I'll have you know I'm not a whore. I'm a slut.

 

[sperginity]

Only if there's a reunion with destiny