Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[EH 110]

You can name your kids whatever you want in America.

A quick Google search brings up several stories where people in the US were forced to change their childrens' names.

 

[my600lbfuneral]

i wish amberlynn made a video about becky and her's sex life. i wonder if they use any toys or is their sex dry and stale like amber's pasta?

 

[Donovan the Man]

Trash transcends race, it's ignorance is what makes trashy people make trashy decisions, not their skin color.

Exactly we should all appreciate trashiness in all the colors it comes in. That's like half of the beauty parlour board anyway, but we should focus on Amber's trashiness. She wears it like badge like her favorite stores are Walmart and Red Walmart. Anybody with personality and interests will say they like hobby stores, bookstores, or weird little mom and pop places.

A quick Google search brings up several stories where people in the US were forced to change their childrens' names.

I do remember little baby Hitler and Messiah.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

This is the apex of human evolution that decided "Amber" wasn't trashy enough so added "Lynn" to it. There is no limit as to the appalling things she could name her offspring so, for the sake of humanity, lets hope lesbiana and the fact she can't actually open her legs* due to lard ensure she never springs D'KorsBag Raritae Plasticette upon the world. Or sibling LaChikenne Orangella.

* I'm always fascinated by the MSHPL splay. The ones that are just an eating blob in a bed, yet can do perfect splits. Well, they don't have any choice what with the saddlebags, but still fascinating, especially when their handlers prop them up against a wall and they maintain position.

Ps. I've said it before, but the best name I've seen was one of those trashheap talk shows (Maury? Oprah? Dunno.) Anyway, Ma Ratchet decided to call her poor kid.....Latrina. Thank god she had no sisters, or they'd probably be Toiletta and Lavatoria.

 

[A Owl]

@JaneThough
@Tiny Clanger

 

[Xenomorph]

Glad to know how much she values Necky's wishes for not going on the show!

 

[EH 110]

In Amber's circle, I think Destiny is the worst name. Amber made her own name, which isn't great to begin with, worse by tacking on her middle name. And Krystle is such an obnoxious spelling of Crystal. Why do so many people think they need to take a name and give it a stupid unique spelling? Your poor kid is going to be correcting people their entire life.

I won't believe she had a casting interview until she shows proof.

 

[Donovan the Man]

This is the apex of human evolution that decided "Amber" wasn't trashy enough so added "Lynn" to it. There is no limit as to the appalling things she could name her offspring so, for the sake of humanity, lets hope lesbiana and the fact she can't actually open her legs* due to lard ensure she never springs D'KorsBag Raritae Plasticette upon the world. Or sibling LaChikenne Orangella.

There is always fostering. Adoption is too out of Amber's scope, but fostering is a horrifying possibility. A kid leaving one trashy situation to go live a new trashy situation. :horrifying:

In Amber's circle, I think Destiny is the worst name. Amber made her own name, which isn't great to begin with, worse by tacking on her middle name. And Krystle is such an obnoxious spelling of Crystal. Why do so many people think they need to take a name and give it a stupid unique spelling? Your poor kid is going to be correcting people their entire life.

Destiny's sister has a perfectly good name, too, Destiny got the short end of the stick. Cora is a pretty classic name, sometimes even considered an old lady name.

 

[A Owl]

I won't believe she had a casting interview until she shows proof.

A sneak preview of her grand entrance:

 

[Strawberry Swirl]

At least he’ll live long enough to enjoy the money he makes

 

[captainpicardsjockstrap]

There is always fostering. Adoption is too out of Amber's scope, but fostering is a horrifying possibility. A kid leaving one trashy situation to go live a new trashy situation. :horrifying:


Destiny's sister has a perfectly good name, too, Destiny got the short end of the stick. Cora is a pretty classic name, sometimes even considered an old lady name.

Destiny is the short end of the stick.

 

[Xenomorph]

At least he’ll live long enough to enjoy the money he makes

Let her be cunty, this is how she really is anyway. Her victimlynn shit isn't working and now we see how bitter she's getting. Also, lol at her acting like she is high class when the cunt literally lives on a porch.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

In Amber's circle, I think Destiny is the worst name. Amber made her own name, which isn't great to begin with, worse by tacking on her middle name. And Krystle is such an obnoxious spelling of Crystal. Why do so many people think they need to take a name and give it a stupid unique spelling? Your poor kid is going to be correcting people their entire life.

I disagree, Krystle is way worse than Destiny. They're equal levels of trashy, but Krystle will never be spelled right. Neither will Rickie, judging by people on here.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Do we know how Rickie/y is meant to be spelled? I don't have Twatter so I've never seen anyone spell it - and wouldn't trust our gorl to get it right anyway. Has he ever said how its spelled?

 

[EH 110]

I disagree, Krystle is way worse than Destiny. They're equal levels of trashy, but Krystle will never be spelled right. Neither will Rickie, judging by people on here.

If we're talking about spelling, I agree. As I said above, I hate when people fuck up spellings. But talking about the names themselves, I hate Destiny more than "Crystal."

Do we know how Rickie/y is meant to be spelled? I don't have Twatter so I've never seen anyone spell it - and wouldn't trust our gorl to get it right anyway. Has he ever said how its spelled?

Eric writes "Rickie" in the titles of his videos, and I figure he knows how to spell his husband's name.

 

[Sanchez]

Lots of edge in this thread. Surprised you actually managed to be cringier than AL.

 

[Wormbois]

The only logical conclusion was My 600lb life but...

 

[FitBitch]

Fascinating theory, did you happen to forget that niggers exist? Most of those exceptional names listed above are black.

I know a white woman with a son and daughter named Cash and Velvet. Tackiness transcends race.

 

[smallmilk]

Out of curiosity how do you pronounce Lakynn? Lah-kin? Lay-kin? Lack-in? Jfc

Also isn't Nena a weird spelling of Nina?

 

[Xenomorph]

The only logical conclusion was My 600lb life but...

Oh, it's probably for her online therapist I bet.