Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 550 15.6%
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  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

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Im dying here waiting for the next video. I like to watch them when I eat :(

Maskedbabe did a video on her though, just run of the mill AL stuff nothing in depth.

I thought I'd eat and watch her videos but seriously, I know too much about her life and she is disgusting. Not maybe at the same level as Chantal's TMI-videos but I can not eat a single bite while looking at dandruff and dirt under her nails, unwashed hair and musty sheets. Nasty blob.
 
Amber is explaineeeen on snapchat why she can't upload daily anymore.

1. Yes, it's because of the chronic depressiuuun.
2. No, Amber is not bed bound even though she doesn't get out of bed everyday. :islamic: Imagine that fupa smell.. :islamic:
3. Yes, she's neglecting her animals because ''i caan't get out of beeed'' and ''it's hard to take Twinkie Stoooooore to pottyyy.
4. Excuses for almost 10 minutes.

For those of you wanting to torture yourselves:


I like the part where she’s “internally screaming”
 
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"Muh sickness is as bad as the flu"

Oh fuck off Albert. You dont know true suffering and pain both physical and mental. You're lazy, that's it. you're lazy and fat and won't do anything to help yourself, your animals or your enabling weak ass girlfriend/bitchboy.

People like AL and DSP and many cows hide behind "muh depreshun" to get away with being shit human beings.
 
"Muh sickness is as bad as the flu"

Oh fuck off Albert. You dont know true suffering and pain both physical and mental. You're lazy, that's it. you're lazy and fat and won't do anything to help yourself, your animals or your enabling weak ass girlfriend/bitchboy.

People like AL and DSP and many cows hide behind "muh depreshun" to get away with being shit human beings.
That's so true. There are scores of adults who live with "muh depreshun" and get on with their lives. "Muh depreshun" is treatable, Hambert. You actively refuse to take the medication you've been prescribed and you have a magic online gay therapist who, I'm quite sure is a psychologist at best not a psychiatrist so he can't prescribe you medication, not that you'd take it if he did. You refuse to take an active role in your health both mentally and physically and therefore I have zero sympathy for you. Grow up, Hambert. Be an adult for once in your life. Better make it soon, because it doesn't appear you have much longer to try.
 
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When asked who works 365. This fat b itch used to duck out of the whopping two jobs shes ever had
 
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When asked who works 365
I mean, seriously though. What else does this bitch do? She films her boring, stupid excuse for a life and "edits" together enough clips to get to at least 10 minutes and calls it a fucking day. She is the laziest fucker I've ever seen. Even when she compiles her 10 minutes is ALWAYS contains some boring ass car sequence set to whatever 90's pop bullshit is playing on Spotify at the moment, a good 90 seconds of her adjusting the camera and eyefucking herself, and/or a minute or more of her watching YouTube or looking at IG. It's fucking pathetic.
 
she doesn't get out of bed everyday
We have to accept that sometimes she doesn't get out of bed. It's because of the "huge burden" on her. She calls the burden depression, everyone else with eye to see calls it excess weight.
For those of you wanting to torture yourselves:


I like the part where she’s “internally screaming”

I'm trying to figure out why the fuck she didn't upload that to YT, and I'm tempted to say it's because of the filters she can use on SC. (on a side note, nothing screams "I have depression" like a stupid glass frame and bouncing cherries filters)

She was on the right track when she said YT isn't her job. Too bad she back pedaled on the second half. She could have made money out of the bullshit she posted to SC, but her vanity and desperate need for ass pats is more pressing than paying the bills.
 
Okay AL, you have this thing you insist is a job because it makes you some unknown amount of money, you half-ass the work you put into it, most of your views are hate watchers, and when you fall behind your schedule you expect people to empathize with you for some reason. If I didn't show up to work for three days in a row for no reason I wouldn't have a job anymore. How long do you think you can sustain a living like this and are you sure you have friends who will catch you when you fall?
 
What keeps deathfats from being bedbound is getting up and walking every day. It keeps their muscles in condition to handle the extra girth, and burns a few extra calories. If AL isn’t getting out of bed every day at 530 or so elbees, bedbound is in a period of weeks, months if she’s lucky, rather than years.

*Edit because typo.
 
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I like the part where she’s “internally screaming”

I think most people would be “internally screaming” if they were becoming bed bound. In AL's case that screaming is because she can't get out of bed to get her drug of choice- orange chicken.

I know some people think AL is a little smart but with this she isn't putting together she's isn't laying in bed because she is depressed she is depressed because she is quickly becoming bed bound from gaining 20+ pounds every month. From that clip she said she doesn't like filming in bed so when she is 100% bed bound she will most likely just go quiet and stop youtube and maybe all social media because she wasn't able to prove the haters wrong.
 
She says in her snapchat rant that she doesn't know any Youtuber that upload daily. I can think of at least two that I watch that upload daily. Four of them uploaded daily, except one is on a three month cross country vacation with her family now so she's uploading twice a week still at least. And another just had a baby, she was uploading nearly daily.

One of the ones I'm thinking of that uploads daily likes AL and she used to watch him too.
 
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Everyone who owns their own business is on 24/7/365, from plumbers to financial planners. It's the way it goes when you are your "own boss." You never get a day off (even when you are on a vacation). Especially in a "business" like hers; she should always be hustling and trying to find content.
 
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