Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[ragonastick]

Even tho she's sooooo depressed she's not leaving her bed, she's still totes showering every day u guise.

 

[Orange Banana]

Even tho she's sooooo depressed she's not leaving her bed, she's still totes showering every day u guise.

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AKA Lazy

 

[Kelly Bundy]

Even tho she's sooooo depressed she's not leaving her bed, she's still totes showering every day u guise.

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We understand depression alright, but not using it as an excuse for everything.

- I can't do my job, because muh depression.
- I neglect my pets, because muh depression.
- I don't get out of bed, because muh depression, IT'S NOT BECAUSE I'M BED BOUND ASSHOLES.

And the list goes on. Muh depression is the excuse for everything. But to be honest it's funny how she has to tell everyday how she's not bed bound and showers daily. I've noticed that people that need to constantly prove something, are lahhhrs.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Girls, this is just a Teaser for when she finally IS bedbound.

Rant after Rant on Snapchat, Bitchy Instagram Q&A's and her tiny Squirrel Brain trying to figure out how to monetize her whole situation (and failing).

 

[Captain Ahab]

It's been repeatedly suggested that she take up some form of water aerobics. She (I suppose) intended to do that with her swimeeeen at toxic waste lake, but per usual, she can't stick to anything.

Water aerobics would be amazing for someone her size. Soon it’s going to be her only option. I’ve done some research. It’s very difficult and expensive to find gym equipment for people her size. Even the heavy-duty pro machines typically have a maximum capacity of 400-500 lbs. Turns out they don’t really make equipment for people above 500 lbs. Even in ‘Murica. You can find it, order it, but it’s gonna cost ya a pretty penny. It just goes to show how immensely fat she is.

This reportedly 385-lb fatty got kicked out of her gym for being too fat to use their professional gym equipment.
https://www.care2.com/causes/woman-told-she-is-too-fat-to-use-her-gyms-equipment.html

 

[FitBitch]

Depression is not a crutch, stop leaning on it before you fall over.

 

[pickleniggo]

Seriously, most clinically depressed people still make it to full time jobs, do basic daily tasks, etc. because they do not in fact live in a big gay daycare with a big Becks to wipe their ass for them and have the luxury of YouTube/younow bucks.
Amber always wishes people would understand her situation but she’s too narcissistic to think of anyone living in the real world. Get fucked with that logic, gorl.

 

[A Owl]

Depression is not a crutch, stop leaning on it before you fall over.

Or break it.

 

[497]

AKA Lazy

AKA Fat

 

[Whatthefuck]

"Day 4 without leaving my bedroom"

WELCOME TO BEDBOUND TOWN!!! We've finally made it. I knew our gorl could do it! Honestly, though, maybe she heard back from that "casting call" and it didn't do so well so she's triggered. Or, could it possibly be that Hambert Dumbfuck, MD cut her meds off abruptly? Nah, couldn't possibly be that.

 

[FitBitch]

WELCOME TO BEDBOUND TOWN!!! We've finally made it. I knew our gorl could do it! Honestly, though, maybe she heard back from that "casting call" and it didn't do so well so she's triggered. Or, could it possibly be that Hambert Dumbfuck, MD cut her meds off abruptly? Nah, couldn't possibly be that.

It's been said before but it bears repeating, at her weight she has days until she's gone from not leaving her bed to unable to leave her bed.

I don't remember the specifics of this study but a 21 year old athlete at his physical peak spent 24 hours in bed to demonstrate the effects on the body and it took him a week to recover fully. Amber is considerably less physically fit and while she's 27, she's aged her body far beyond 27.

People are going to rate me optimistic but if bedbound saga isn't here it's just around the corner.

 

[Long time lurker]

But her video from 2 years ago that was originally “What a 400 pound girl eats in a day” has been updated with 500.

One of the first videos of hers that caught my eye was something along the lines of 500lb girl exercising. If I'm not mistaken, for a long time in the Destiny era she was using "500lb girl" in the titles.

I thought she admitted to being 500 just this year? I’m so confused on the timeline here.

She only admitted to being over 500lb a few months ago.

She could buy a rowing machine. The concept 2 supports up to 250kg, though it’s very expensive, and her ass would probably swallow the relatively small seat. Some high-end treadmills could probably support her weight. At the very least, she could buy one of those under-the-desk bikes douchebags bring to work.

She could, and it would be gathering dust in the house, even IF any of the equipment you mentioned supported her weight, which they don't.
I see such suggestions pop up time and again here. What most people fail to realize is that:
1. If Amber liked to exercise she wouldn't be this big,
2. her joints have been systematically damaged by excess weight since forever. She cannot use most of the equipment suggested because she has the joints of an 80 yo.

I'd have depreshuun too if I lived in Bumfuck, KY and all I had to look forward to every day was a visit to Walmart and a 45-minute drive to a restaurant. No goals, no aspirations, no hobbies and trapped in a 500 elbees body.

Her "depression" is what most people call boredom. Granted, I wouldn't choose to live in Monticello, but there is plenty of things to do - specially if one doesn't work - around her.

she managed to get out of her bed for that.

According to Amber herself, eating out is one of the few fun things she can still do. It helps with her depression.

She doesn't get that if she uploaded videos talking about these sorts of struggles, most would understand and be interested. It would be way better than her sit downs of her rambling on or that boring jewelry organizing video.

I don't think so. Just because she claims she has depression doesn't mean she does. People will see through her lies and call her out on them, as they have done in the past.

"Day 4 without leaving my bedroom"

In her defense, afaik, they don't have a desk in the bedroom, so she has no other place to sit.

 

[sperginity]

Water aerobics would be amazing for someone her size. Soon it’s going to be her only option. I’ve done some research. It’s very difficult and expensive to find gym equipment for people her size. Even the heavy-duty pro machines typically have a maximum capacity of 400-500 lbs. Turns out they don’t really make equipment for people above 500 lbs. Even in ‘Murica. You can find it, order it, but it’s gonna cost ya a pretty penny. It just goes to show how immensely fat she is.

This reportedly 385-lb fatty got kicked out of her gym for being too fat to use their professional gym equipment.
https://www.care2.com/causes/woman-told-she-is-too-fat-to-use-her-gyms-equipment.html

There are exercise bike pedals you can buy that can be used with your arms or legs, put on the table or floor, for under 50 dollars. It would be a start.

 

[FitBitch]

There are exercise bike pedals you can buy that can be used with your arms or legs, put on the table or floor, for under 50 dollars. It would be a start.

That doesn't really fix her fucked joints problem though. Water aerobics is about it for her.

 

[HurriedBeanbag]

That doesn't really fix her fucked joints problem though. Water aerobics is about it for her.

:islamic: Can also be considered her monthly bath :islamic:

 

[Captain Ahab]

:islamic: Can also be considered her monthly bath :islamic:

How of you to think she’d go to her water aerobics class every month.

 

[sperginity]

That doesn't really fix her fucked joints problem though. Water aerobics is about it for her.

Are her elbows and wrists fucked up? The arm pedals are what they have people use at that bariatric hospital.

I just thought of something though, if amberlynn gets too depressed to eat I'll believe something is seriously wrong.

 

[FitBitch]

Is it too early to call it day 4 with no video? August is going to be a low revenue month for her.

 

[pickleniggo]

Is it too early to call it day 4 with no video? August is going to be a low revenue month for her.

That’s why she’s been utilizing younow. Quick easy money without worrying about us haydurs watching via hook tube.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Apparently just watching Younow streams doesn't bring in money BUT she is not eligible to get paid unless she has an average of 500 viewers. So it's best to watch reuploads instead of tuning in on her Younow channel (especially since she screens the chat)

Users gain currency by logging in and watching videos, and then they can choose to give that currency to the channels they tune into. How many fans are actually choosing to give 'tips' to her, or is it just a case of nobody else really using the site so they just give their currency to her?

Another requirement for making money on there is going on live twice a week. With her doing that, she probably doesn't want to to Youtube on top of that, especially if she isn't making as much money through ads.