Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Kelly Bundy]

I’m curious to know what she thinks an average person eats like.
Most people don’t hop out of bed and run to the kitchen for breakfast. In fact, many people, if they work mornings, may just make some coffee or drink some juice and call it good until break time.
Most people don’t have a full hot meal everyday for lunch, or “second meal”. If they do have a full hot meal, it’s usually because they are using lunch as a big meal instead of supper.
Most people eat supper at a restaurant a few times a month or less, and often prepare for it by eating less during the day if they are planning to really indulge. Also, they usually won’t get dessert unless it’s a special occasion.
Most people don’t set aside snack times or bring snacks/baggies of food on car rides like a toddler.

I feel like one of her biggest problems is that she doesn’t hang out with normal people on a regular basis, so she doesn’t have any idea how to eat like one.

I'm curious too and I've thought about that whenever I'm watching Amber or Chantal. The thing is, Amber lives to eat because her life is so goddamn boring, the rest of us eat to live. Most people have jobs, families, social life and hobbies to focus on and food isn't the first thing on our mind.
It's so absurd to watch those videos where Amber and Destiny pack their lunches for their ''government type deals jobs''. Who the hell needs 10 snacks and a huge lunch to sit in an office all day? Everyone I know just take some leftovers or pop at a shop to get something quick to eat. Fucking sad.

 

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So does she wash her one set of bedding every single day too? She really thinks her viewers are idiots, doesn't she.

I think most of her viewers expected that. She can't do anything else besides lay in bed all day. She likes to be clean and have clean sheets but only thing is the sheets aren't clean and neither is she because she can't get out of the bed now.

 

[AmbazFetidTaint]

Oh gorl she DEFINITELY watched. But she will never, ever admit it.

She watched and enjoyed it, attention is attention for our gorl.

 

[ricecake]

Between the obnoxious livestream yesterday, shilling "merch" in the chat and now someone wanting money to make an Amber coloring book (wtf? no normal person would buy that?), I am getting pretty weary of AL's "haterdom."

 

[Bashful Bunny]

Is there a thread containing all of Amber's poetry? My spouse wants to hear more of it and my efforts to track it down have failed.

 

[Queen Kimberly]

The thing about Amber reaching “100k soon” is funny because I don’t think it’s going to happen as soon as she thinks.

A huge chunk of those subs are hayders and when she gets close to that number and gets all hyped for it, I guarantee a fraction of her subs will unsubscribe just to spite her.

 

[Synthwave]

I wish there was a discord we could watch Ambercon in together. I have a feeling Amber will definitely be tuning in. It’s gonna be fun!

The official Farms discord is just :autism: imo, I’d love to talk with other haydurs and actually understand something about the conversation for once.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Between the obnoxious livestream yesterday, shilling "merch" in the chat and now someone wanting money to make an Amber coloring book (wtf? no normal person would buy that?), I am getting pretty weary of AL's "haterdom."

They are monetizing a growing Niche.
But the thing is the merchandise is mostly distasteful and tactless.

At least be more subtle.

Get it? It‘s a Reverse Becky!

I‘ll see myself out.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

I do think it's a little much to get so bent out of shape over the possibility that someone is making money off a cow, but I will agree that all the merch is making smell a bit like Regretsy in here.

 

[AlpacaPancakes!]

If she does one day sell merch . Would she make it an "all size fits all" option that would go with her complaint that sometimes they are not "all sizes"? I'm imagining how much that would cost.

 

[Catnip]

She answered some more questions on Ask.fm.

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Is this legit? I've heard of networks that YouTubers become a part of but I am not aware that by default you just get a manager at 100k subs.

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So does she wash her one set of bedding every single day too? She really thinks her viewers are idiots, doesn't she.

That's not legit, not to power level, but I have 200k subs and the only people who contact me are scummy MCN's. I hope Amber gets duped into joining one, that would be pretty funny, she'd lose half her income.

Edit: I just realized she meant the "youtube manager" who doesn't do shit. They congratulate you for hitting 100 k subs and then tell you if there's an issue, you get to contact youtube directly (nothing more than that). They also just tell you to go to "youtube workshops" so yeah, I guess she's waiting for nothing

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

Example on how to make a question about someone else all about you.

My theory is Becky already suffered from depression and since it isn't a steady feeling, quitting her job triggered it to be worse. When all you do during the day is color and listen to the screeching blob in the bedroom, it's a wonder she hasn't necked herself yet.

 

[ADHD]

Example on how to make a question about someone else all about you.

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My theory is Becky already suffered from depression and since it isn't a steady feeling, quitting her job triggered it to be worse. When all you do during the day is color and listen to the screeching blob in the bedroom, it's a wonder she hasn't necked herself yet.

Am I reading it wrong, or did Amber take a question about Becky and Becky's depression and make it all about her?

EDIT: I scrolled too far and missed the first line of the post.

 

[Strine]

it's a wonder she hasn't necked herself yet.

That would require a neck, and if she tried to hang herself from the ceiling the house would cave in.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

Am I reading it wrong, or did Amber take a question about Becky and Becky's depression and make it all about her?

She sure did.

 

[Xenomorph]

Example on how to make a question about someone else all about you.

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My theory is Becky already suffered from depression and since it isn't a steady feeling, quitting her job triggered it to be worse. When all you do during the day is color and listen to the screeching blob in the bedroom, it's a wonder she hasn't necked herself yet.

Classic Amber, always making everything about herself.

 

[Zenzu]

Ugh imagine waddling around your 3 roommates smelling like swamp ass while actively lying to 70k people about showering daily. I wonder if she actually squeezes into the bathroom and turns the water on to make the boys think she's showering or if she really just has that little shame.

 

[Twinkie]

Per accumulated intel, we know that every time Amber lived in a household with adults, she had to be nagged into bathing because she stank so bad. I doubt the fags or becky held Amber to any standards and by now their noses would have adjusted to her stank. They might not even smell it anymore.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Example on how to make a question about someone else all about you.

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My theory is Becky already suffered from depression and since it isn't a steady feeling, quitting her job triggered it to be worse. When all you do during the day is color and listen to the screeching blob in the bedroom, it's a wonder she hasn't necked herself yet.

Jfc. She really is exceptional. I'm straining my mind trying to figure out how she managed to not only turn an inquiry about Becky's precarious mental health into another opportunity to discuss her own depreshun, but also to vague-post about these mysterious "other personal things" that she hopes will draw people in.

But she's such an empath you guise. So tuned in to everyone else's feelings that it's SO hard to even think about her own!

 

[Xenomorph]

Per accumulated intel, we know that every time Amber lived in a household with adults, she had to be nagged into bathing because she stank so bad. I doubt the fags or becky held Amber to any standards and by now their noses would have adjusted to her stank. They might not even smell it anymore.

Not for nothing, Becky doesnt look like she showers or brushes her teeth daily and considering she lived with a girl with skid marks in her underwear I assume she is not picky when it comes to stench.
Bull dykes aren't known for being tidy.
As far as the boys I am hoping they are just segregating AL to her cave now.