Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

My theory on why she won't admit it is that she really doesn't think she is that obese, and admitting serious obesity complications to her viewers will just prove the haydurs right. In her mind, that is.

EDIT: Ninja'd

Perspective especially obscured perspective can do crazy shit.

 

[sis no]

Something tells me Amberlynn wouldn't like Freud if she continues to post about/research how childhood experiences affect the rest of your life

 

[Strine]

Something tells me Amberlynn wouldn't like Freud if she continues to post about/research how childhood experiences affect the rest of your life

The idea that she would comprehend a single sentence of Freud is comical (imagine Amber trying to understand a Freud essay, JFC) but like a lot of pseuds she'll probably read two paraphrased quotes from him about how childhood trauma is formative of the adult psyche (if she can wade through the misinformed thirdhand opinions about how he was a misogynist, which she will swallow wholesale because victimhood flatters her) and answer any confrontational IG questions with "Freud said X" - she already uses the past as an excuse for doing nothing about her present problems, but an academic gloss would make her feel clever about it.

 

[meepmapmop]

Sadly, AL is just going to use this "therapy" to justify why she's obese and will always be obese. It will always be someone else's fault so she'll never take accountability and never get better. If she was actually a nice person, I'd feel bad for her. But she's not, so pass the popcorn.

 

[Strine]

She irrefutably has apnoeic sleep; people younger and thinner than she is often get it, and those readings are heavily indicative. She also has every symptom of type 2 beetus and her blood pressure is probably off the charts as well. Fatties regularly have these problems and suffer no severe harm, which she probably tells herself, but she does not treat any of them which puts her at an immediate risk of injury or death.

She could have a heart attack, go into a coma, permanently lose eyesight, have a fatal asthma attack, lose a toe or just die in her sleep at any time. Amber is not like other fatties who are bedbound for years and eventually die; those fatties actually treat their conditions. Her sleep readings indicate untreated sleep apnoeia and her abundance of visible symptoms of type 2 means she is not treating that either. If she does not lose weight and/or treat these conditions, she will be disabled or dead before her 30th birthday. And right now, she just invents things to deflect haydurs. What is Becky doing about it? Bringing her fast food to grease her exit from life. Amor vincit omnia.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Sleep apnea doesn't exactly work like that. You have micro-awakenings that take you out of the restful, restorative phase of sleep. You don't actually fully wake up. I don't have a fitbit though so maybe I just don't know how to read that image. If you are fully waking up, there's something else going on.

I'm not saying she doesn't have sleep apnea (I'm sure she does at her size). But, if she's fully waking up during the night, at her size, the culprit is likely congestive heart failure and/or dependent alectasis (lungs collapsing from being crushed). Either of those things could fully awaken her.

I have a Fitbit. Her sleep is shit. Dark blue color means deep sleep which is where majority of sleep benefits is got by the body.

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I blew up her sleep profile. There are a couple "5 minutes awake" moments, but a there are a TON of micro wake ups. 19 to be exact!

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Not only that ,all the light blue color means "restless" which means she's tossing and turning in her sleep. Only the deep blue part means "deep sleep" which is when muscles are relaxed ,heart rate is constant and body gets full benefits of sleep. This bitch really has sleep apnea. Why does she lie about stupidest things or maybe she's saving this sleep apnea sorry for future "hi I'm ambershit" video

 

[Strine]

When your untreated diabetes darkens the skin around your eyes so much you don't need eyeliner ❤❤ #winning

 

[Kelly Bundy]

She's been lying again. Shocking, I know

There's also a Destiny era vlog called 'dating a smoker?!' where she says ''i'm not a cigarette person''. If someone confronted her about it, she'd most likely say she meant smoking weed, but gurl is a lahh, which is why she doesn't get the benefit of a doubt.

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When your untreated diabetes darkens the skin around your eyes so much you don't need eyeliner ❤❤ #winning

Can we get @666EVE666 to record this?

 

[Turd Blossom]

For the same reason she'll never cop to the beetus; it's a fat people disease. Her inability to sleep properly is insomnia, her dark knuckles are acanthosis exotica nigricans, her heavy breathing is asthma, and her joints aren't collapsing, she has a heel spur, and slipped disk, you shitlords.

She will rattle off a thousand million ailments and excuses before she ever admits that even one of them is because she is fat.

And lest we get it twisted, she made sure to announce in no uncertain terms that this current state of being bedbound isn't "body-related," it's because of her depreshun and the Lexapro. So put that in your pipe and smoke it, haydurs!

The absolute disconnect of a grown woman who will readily admit that she gets bruises from the seatbelts on her trips to the Cheesecake Factory but steadfastly denies that she could have any actual obesity-related medical issues is astounding.

She's like an idiot ostrich burying her head in the sand of a mine-filled desert and scoffing at everyone worried that she's going to explode.

She mentioned she only has a few Lexapro left and that she emailed the Dr, (ofc at the last minute) for a refill. For her own sake I hope the doc makes her do a full panel of blood tests before refilling, but knowing Amber she'd probably just quit taking it again to "punish" the doctor for daring to require her be responsible.

 

[Jawney Trash]

Why would anyone allow this thing to exist in their life?

 

[Twinkie]

Because she's paying most of the house bills, for now. Among other reasons.

 

[Pol Pot]

And lest we get it twisted, she made sure to announce in no uncertain terms that this current state of being bedbound isn't "body-related," it's because of her depreshun and the Lexapro. So put that in your pipe and smoke it, haydurs!

The absolute disconnect of a grown woman who will readily admit that she gets bruises from the seatbelts on her trips to the Cheesecake Factory but steadfastly denies that she could have any actual obesity-related medical issues is astounding.

She's like an idiot ostrich burying her head in the sand of a mine-filled desert and scoffing at everyone worried that she's going to explode.

She mentioned she only has a few Lexapro left and that she emailed the Dr, (ofc at the last minute) for a refill. For her own sake I hope the doc makes her do a full panel of blood tests before refilling, but knowing Amber she'd probably just quit taking it again to "punish" the doctor for daring to require her be responsible.

That's exactly what she's doing, burying her head in the sand not wanting to hear the truth. I imagine many people don't even make it to the doctor just because they don't want to hear the bad news. She's a lost cause. Oh well.

 

[smallmilk]

Also don't forget that her one hand is fat cuz she has a giant cyst in it not cuz she fat

 

[pickleniggo]

I have a Fitbit. Her sleep is shit. Dark blue color means deep sleep which is where majority of sleep benefits is got by the body.

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I have to wonder what Fitbit you use? The one Amber has can show a more detailed pattern of sleep than that. Yours doesn’t show REM and deep sleep? I only ask because - and I do NOT want to defend Amber here - all those tiny red lines indicating being “awake” are fairly typical of anyone. It doesn’t mean actually being consciously awake, that’s just how Fitbit logs sleep disturbance. If you have longer chunks, that’s when you’re actually being woken out of sleep.
Again this is according to Fitbit itself which isn’t a replacement for a medical professional.
Basically Amber’s sleep pattern is fucked and when she was wearing her Fitbit she was only representing what she thought people would be too stupid to believe. Surprise!

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

I have to wonder what Fitbit you use? The one Amber has can show a more detailed pattern of sleep than that. Yours doesn’t show REM and deep sleep? I only ask because - and I do NOT want to defend Amber here - all those tiny red lines indicating being “awake” are fairly typical of anyone. It doesn’t mean actually being consciously awake, that’s just how Fitbit logs sleep disturbance. If you have longer chunks, that’s when you’re actually being woken out of sleep.
Again this is according to Fitbit itself which isn’t a replacement for a medical professional.
Basically Amber’s sleep pattern is fucked and when she was wearing her Fitbit she was only representing what she thought people would be too stupid to believe. Surprise!

I have a charge 2. Don't know what hambr has but all Fitbits use the same app. If you press on the semi circle log shown on hambers screenshot,it opens up to a graph which I've linked above

Fitbit is fairly accurate in sleep detection. Someone I wake in middle of night to take a piss if I had lots of wine previous night . Even that too shows up red as "awake" on Fitbit app

 

[FitBitch]

That looks like a great round up of solid experts in the field there. Not that I would deny childhood experiences shape your life but like others have said, many of those who live through worse things than Amber turn their lives around and are functioning adults. Your past isn't a crutch to lean on by any means.

Not sure KY could handle these two cows meeting.
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I'm torn on encouraging her to post more. It's good for lolz but so terribly sad at the same time.
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When you're your favorite writer you have to compliment your own poetry.

 

[Verbatim Goalz Gorl]

The fact that she mentioned she sees her "therapist" multiple times per week confirms it's some form of online therapy. She didn't leave her house for 10 days.

 

[Xenomorph]

Bitch this isn't a secret. We ALL know you still hold a massive candle for Dusty.
She lit up during that facetime convo, she has never been that chipper around Becky.

 

[FitBitch]

The fact that she mentioned she sees her "therapist" multiple times per week confirms it's some form of online therapy. She didn't leave her house for 10 days.

It really only confirms that she's not making office visits. The existence of the therapist at all is still in question.

 

[ricecake]

The fact that she mentioned she sees her "therapist" multiple times per week confirms it's some form of online therapy. She didn't leave her house for 10 days.

In the ads I've seen for online therapy, there are apparently ones where you can text your therapist at any time*. Perfect for our gorl.

*Which makes me wonder... perhaps it's not the same people answering your after hours texts...