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Screenshots would be nice for the thread
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Sassy gorl Amberlynn trying to cash in her lesbian-of-convenience status for SJW points, yaaaass! Don't "be prejudice"!
Miss Amber IS counting calories, okay! She counts all 9,000 of them she eats every day, honeychild!
She's going to have even more time to school haydurs when she's too fat to leave her mattress pile "bed"
can't wait
Miss Amber IS counting calories, okay! She counts all 9,000 of them she eats every day, honeychild!
She's going to have even more time to school haydurs when she's too fat to leave her mattress pile "bed"
can't wait
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Funny how she's choosing to answer questions like this while ignoring the ones that reasonably point out her contradictions or ask her things like if she's followed up on the lab tests her Dr. wanted her to get.Sassy gorl Amberlynn trying to cash in her lesbian-of-convenience status for SJW points, yaaaass! Don't "be prejudice"!
Miss Amber IS counting calories, okay! She counts all 9,000 of them she eats every day, honeychild!
She's going to have even more time to school haydurs when she's too fat to leave her mattress pile "bed"
She claims she gets "hundreds" of questions and can't answer them all, but it's interesting: every time I've thrown her a softball she answers immediately. Mysteriously, if you respectfully question inconsistencies in her narrative they go unanswered.
It's not surprising, but it's pretty pathetic how she continues to play Victimlynn while trying desperately to paint the haydurs as unhinged.
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So, in her last (I think? the one with the awesome pizza scene) Younow there was a part where Becky was reading questions and someone asked "Who is the guy?"
Becky responds "Neither of us, that's the point." Which was a good answer, imo.
All the while childish pork moon AL is laughing like the goddamn dog from Duck Hunt and pointing at Becky - which Becky gets a little offended at.
Then AL starts going on about how "Well you don't wear makeup or jewelry" then shoves herself in front of Becky to show off her Walmart earrings.
So clearly this bitch judges her girlfriend heavily on her appearance, its wild to see her try to defend her for the same things she shits on Becky about.
She deserves to wear every calorie she stuffs into her expanding maw.
Becky responds "Neither of us, that's the point." Which was a good answer, imo.
All the while childish pork moon AL is laughing like the goddamn dog from Duck Hunt and pointing at Becky - which Becky gets a little offended at.
Then AL starts going on about how "Well you don't wear makeup or jewelry" then shoves herself in front of Becky to show off her Walmart earrings.
So clearly this bitch judges her girlfriend heavily on her appearance, its wild to see her try to defend her for the same things she shits on Becky about.
She deserves to wear every calorie she stuffs into her expanding maw.
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Nice try hambone, we all know why this is upsetting you. You find it a hit to your ego if Necky was to come out as trans because somehow this affects you as you have no control over it.
She has called becky manly several times and even made fun of her hair length and all sorts of shit.
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How DARE anybody make ambiguously unkind remarks about Becky!
The woman who forced herself into her house to exploit her for taxi rides, doesn't love her and constantly bullies her is deeply offended by these "transphobic" comments (with the implicit assumption that being transgender is demeaning to someone, yaaas SJWlynn)! Looks like Amber is such a victim that the beings in her event horizon are becoming victims too.
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Once upon a time, nobody assumed a butch lesbian was automatically trans. Lesbians like Becky were allowed to be (soft) butch, without the current mania for calling every effeminate man or butch woman trans.
Dressing like and having the interests of a developmentally delayed fat teen-aged boy from the early 2000s doesn't make you a fat teen-aged boy.
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Jesus she's a condescending twunt.
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"Arms too short" to get her laundry out of the machine but don't think for a minute she can't reach to shave her cooch!
Nobody's buying it Fat AL
Nobody's buying it Fat AL
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She has a lot of nerve.
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I’m pretty sure that when I was a teenager, “fingering” didn’t count as virginity loss and was referred to as either 2nd or 3rd depending on who you were talking to. Times are either a-changin’ or Amber’s fucking stupid.
The only thing I can possibly think of (with the addition of the “give-and-receive” comment) is that they lay/sit on the bed and dive for catfish in each other’s muff. Or they’ve systematically discovered a way to lay down and trib it out. I can’t for the life of me imagine that Amber sits on Becky’s face without fucking smothering her.
Somewhat related: how much drugs is enough to give me the brain damage needed to forget I ever imagined this?
The only thing I can possibly think of (with the addition of the “give-and-receive” comment) is that they lay/sit on the bed and dive for catfish in each other’s muff. Or they’ve systematically discovered a way to lay down and trib it out. I can’t for the life of me imagine that Amber sits on Becky’s face without fucking smothering her.
Somewhat related: how much drugs is enough to give me the brain damage needed to forget I ever imagined this?
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Somewhat related: how much drugs is enough to give me the brain damage needed to forget I ever imagined this?
All of them.
Actually, half and give me the rest.
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I've never been closer to literally reeeeeing IRL than when you guys start talking in detail about her hypothetical sex life
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Long (scraggly) hair, jewelry that turns your skin green, and a red eyebrow pencil hardly makes you the epitome of femininity, Amber. Have you noticed that the men and women on "My 600-Lb. Life" all look the same bodywise? If you're looking at them from the neck down, you can't tell if the person is male or female. That's Amber. Her boobs are just another fat roll that even the men have. She has no waist. She has no hips. She's a giant blob of rolls and cellulite and lymphedema. But, hey, you wear those Walmart earrings and tacky TJ Maxx purses if it makes you feel like a woman - since you no longer resemble one.
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Imagine the horrors that poor Twinkie has witnessed...
I’ll draw a picture next time to soften the trauma.
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I recall AL laughing during a vlogmas Q & A when Becky brought up the idea of wearing a bikini if she lost weight. She can’t stand the idea of Becky having any femininity.
On another note, I got a little chuckle out of this when it came up on my suggested list. The resemblance is uncanny.
On another note, I got a little chuckle out of this when it came up on my suggested list. The resemblance is uncanny.
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The Folds of Dooooooooooooooom...
In terms of who is the dumbest, I'd say Amber. Apart from the fact there are different types of intelligence that display in discrete ways, what makes her profoundly stupid is the fact that is how she wants to be.
Becky is as dumb as a rock but she does want to learn things. Unfortunately she can't differentiate between AL and Eric's pseudofacts and real ones, but she's at least got the basic will to learn. Ultimately, the smarter you are, the more you realise how little you know, and Amber hasn't even reached that most basic understanding.
In her head, she's a pretty, ditzy valley girl, a stereotype that, even when true - and its so far from true in her case it's unreal - is getting very old by the time somebody is nearly thirty. She revels in her ignorance, it's part of her persona. She doesn't want to learn ANYTHING and still has a child's idea that certain skills come naturally. For example, in her mind she's a natural writer and that's it; no recognition that any base talent needs to be practised and worked on and critiqued. She has an idea she can write and it starts and ends there, so she'll never improve even in the most passive, undemanding way; reading actual literature. Nope, Amber is the Next Grate Murcan Awfor and that's it, no improvement needed. She also displays a child-like resentment to anyone that maybe does know more than her, rather than using them as an opportunity to learn.
And she's a sitting target for any pseudoscientific nonsense out there because pseudoscience is easy. She declares herself agnostic without even knowing what she's saying (the word doesn't mean what she thinks it does) but to have a position either way, you have to learn. She picks up remnants of ideas and has no clue how to assess them logically - she FEELS them, just like she feels all her own self-sabotaging nonsense about food and nutrition is correct. Even if they weren't utterly subjective, feels actively impede knowledge rather than promote it. Similarly, its much easier to read a page of nonsense about chemtrails (or whatever: insert your choice of ignorance here) than to actually understand the processes behind jet propulsion and atmospheric conditions. She'd not even know those were the appropriate starting place.
There's nothing wrong with ignorance and, in the great scheme of things, we're all profoundly ignorant - we may have competence to a given degree in one subject but know nothing of others. But seeing that is a strength which opens up a wealth of learning, whereas our goorl will never admit ignorance of anything, she cannot countenance it. She's not smart and she actively revels in her dumbth, unlike Becky who does accept her own ignorance and at least tries to learn.
Tl;dr. Becky is smart enough to realise she's dumb. Amber can't even reach that low bar. She's an anomaly, the biggest blob of purest void.
Is what ah finks, anyway.
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I skip over the rest of the post if it starts heading that direction. I wish there were a guideline at the top of the board saying that it's gross and unnecessary to talk about amberlynns sexual mechanics, like the one telling people not to talk about CWC's incontinence in detail on his board.
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