Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[C3PBRO]

Also: When Destiny and Dana went to Comic Con, she was asked if she would ever want to go with Becky and according to Amber, they wouldn't find that interesting.

"They" wouldn't find it interesting.

Right because meeting comic book artists, video game devs and pop culture celebrities is something Becky "wouldn't find interesting." Perusing retail vendors for all manner of signed, overpriced, and gaudy nerd tat just wouldn't have the same appeal if it wasn't in the Hot Topic of a shitty Kentucky mall.

What a controlling asshole. And Becky's not off the hook, she's a spineless blob.

 

[Whatthefuck]

A while back, she was asked her on ASk FM if she was planning on watching this season of AHS (she always replied to these types of "fluff" questions).

She claimed that she wanted to, but didn't have cable. Maybe she got Rickie to pay for Sling access to FX like he paid for access to VH1 while RPDR was airing.

I doubt she's a true fan of the show or that she's watched all the other seasons. (During the Destiny era, she claimed to be such a fan of TWD and even spoiled Glenn's death for Destiny. After the breakup she never mentioned the show again but on Ask FM she claimed TWD was her thing not Destiny's).

Also: When Destiny and Dana went to Comic Con, she was asked if she would ever want to go with Becky and according to Amber, they wouldn't find that interesting . My point being Amber is a poser and will develop an "obsession" for anything trendy/popular....much like how she ran out to buy a copy of IT despite it being way above her reading level.

It's very much this. She has no authentic personality. It's been mentioned numerous times and confirmed by her own vlogs more times than I can enumerate that she takes on characteristics of whoever she's with at the time. Maybe it's a left over pathological need to fit in from her foster days? Even if it is, it's turned into yet another tool in her manipulation toolbox. You can see her glide through personalities like a submarine in water through the Krystle, Dusty, and now Becky eras. She is three distinctly different people and each of those personas reflected who she was with at the time. Not one original, authentic thought goes through that poop bun.

 

[497]

Someone whose motto is "If you eat faster, you can eat more" is never sharing anything food-related.

There was a video where Destiny took a piece of orange chicken off of AL's plate... AL got all pissed off over sharing just 1 piece of orange chicken with her true love.

 

[Whatthefuck]

There was a video where Destiny took a piece of orange chicken off of AL's plate... AL got all pissed off over sharing just 1 piece of orange chicken with her true love.

Oh, she has ridiculous food aggression. Like something you'd see in a starved child or animal. I would think that this was perhaps linked to her foster care days or her shit bio home life, but she's always been big. She's never been the dainty gorl she seems to believe she is. We've seen pics, she's always been big so we know she wasn't deprived of food. You saw how pissed she got when Becks took three whole Tic Tacs in Lexington. Bitch was about to draw back a stump where her hand should be.

 

[Dutch Courage]

Oh, she has ridiculous food aggression. Like something you'd see in a starved child or animal. I would think that this was perhaps linked to her foster care days or her shit bio home life, but she's always been big. She's never been the dainty gorl she seems to believe she is. We've seen pics, she's always been big so we know she wasn't deprived of food. You saw how pissed she got when Becks took three whole Tic Tacs in Lexington. Bitch was about to draw back a stump where her hand should be.

Just some notes about her days in foster care--

While she has made a big deal of it in recent videos, making it seem as though she were as deprived as Oliver Twist, if you go back to videos of more than a year ago, she seems just fine with her foster care. "I had everything I needed in foster care", she tells us in one video. Whoever was taking care of her certainly made sure she was well-fed, since she claims to have been well over 200 pounds as a teenager. The only real problem during her foster care years, it seems, was of her own making; she cut school repeatedly, creating the profoundly dumb woman-child we know today.

This is like her stories about smoking and weed. She has claimed to have never done it, and that just the smell of a cigarette will make her violently ill. However, in other videos she claims she ran around smoking, drinking, and getting high every day. They can't both be true, so which is it?

I think that she, like most foster care kids, at least was given shelter and food and the opportunity to attend school. Maybe she was cheated in the love department (which I think is potentially the reason why she wants loyal friends to feed her in bed), but a lot of kids with real parents don't always get shown much love and still turn out okay. I am not willing to take her foster care stories at face value. She provides zero specifics, and has gone on record several times saying her foster care was fine. This year, she has been pointing the finger at them because her old excuses were just too lame in the face of a 70 pound weight gain in 9 months...

 

[Twinkie]

Amber was obese before foster care, so she wasn't going hungry even when she was with her junkie parents. And remember her 'two free school lunches' story?

 

[pickleniggo]

Rickie should just take all the animals, leave that fucking petri dish of human scum and find himself a better husband. Rickie is cute and I bet there are a ton of gay men who would take him in a heartbeat.

I need to sidebar this for a second because every time I see Rickie, he’s making some kind of heehaw serial killer face. I mean, maybe that’s a product of his surroundings but he genuinely looks unhinged 90% of the time.

 

[Recent Lurker]

A while back, she was asked her on ASk FM if she was planning on watching this season of AHS (she always replied to these types of "fluff" questions).

She claimed that she wanted to, but didn't have cable. Maybe she got Rickie to pay for Sling access to FX like he paid for access to VH1 while RPDR was airing.

I doubt she's a true fan of the show or that she's watched all the other seasons. (During the Destiny era, she claimed to be such a fan of TWD and even spoiled Glenn's death for Destiny. After the breakup she never mentioned the show again but on Ask FM she claimed TWD was her thing not Destiny's).

Also: When Destiny and Dana went to Comic Con, she was asked if she would ever want to go with Becky and according to Amber, they wouldn't find that interesting . My point being Amber is a poser and will develop an "obsession" for anything trendy/popular....much like how she ran out to buy a copy of IT despite it being way above her reading level.

Its little things like that that make me so creeped out by her. She doesnt have her own self, she just tries to copy everyone else. She doesnt know ANYTHING, any pop culture reference Becky makes, shes never heard of it. idk, im not explaining myself great but its just off putting.

 

[JanglyLoudThing]

I need to sidebar this for a second because every time I see Rickie, he’s making some kind of heehaw serial killer face. I mean, maybe that’s a product of his surroundings but he genuinely looks unhinged 90% of the time.

Well, like you said: you are the company you keep. I think anyone would eventually start to derail into pit stop 'clockwork orange' with a nearly 600 pound landmass going REEEEEE all the damn time. And add to that a human thumb and your lazy husband who are too "socially awkward" to work or clean or function as normal adults (but have no problem to shop around in Wammart all day). Just saying, must be hellish to be Rickie in that household. BUT then again, no one is physically forcing him to stay in that asylum.

 

[Recent Lurker]

Can someone point me in the direction (or give me a brief summary) of this whole talk that Amber has been falling??

 

[Twinkie]

Its little things like that that make me so creeped out by her. She doesnt have her own self, she just tries to copy everyone else. She doesnt know ANYTHING, any pop culture reference Becky makes, shes never heard of it. idk, im not explaining myself great but its just off putting.

I get what you're trying to say. I'm bored so I googled this. There's an overwhelming amount of content on the internet about narcissism. Here's just one snippet I found that reminds me of Amberlynn:

[Narcissists] can simultaneously hold varying ideals, hobbies, interests and passions, and switch them out when they need to. This is known as “magical thinking”, which one of a myriad functions their False Self is responsible for. This is why they are sometimes referred to as "chameleons". This is also why they are unable to accomplish long term projects. The interest in any illusory passions, hobbies, and interests only lasts as long as it serves their particular illusion. Once there is no point in projecting a particular illusion, they abandon any passions, hobbies, and interests associated with it, it and move onto others.

That is some random person's opinion it's not authoritative or anything, but I think it's true of Amber. There are narcissists who have genuine passions and interests of their own; I don't think the blurb above is true of all narcs. But I do think it fits for Fat AL.

tl;dr: Like someone posted here recently, Amber behaves like an alien disguised as a (very grotesque) human trying to fit in with us.

 

[Dutch Courage]

Can someone point me in the direction (or give me a brief summary) of this whole talk that Amber has been falling??

We have this from last Sunday:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/amber-says-dumb-shit-on-social-media.37038/page-109#post-3742797

And we also have the goodies Becky has been bringing her in bed, posted on Monday:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/amber-says-dumb-shit-on-social-media.37038/page-111#post-3747583

She has not appeared publicly since then, and her previous video seemed to have been an old one.

 

[thejackal]

So she fell and hurt her lower body? Is that a plausible theory? I mean, she's bed bound, right?

 

[sperginity]

Optimistic, but I think she got on whatever show the casting call was for and isn't allowed to show herself in videos. Assanti went dark before he was on 600lb life the last time.

I wouldn't be surprised if she tried to look more capable than she really is for a show and ended up falling because of that.

I can't picture Amber giving anyone money or food, or mailing out gift cards.

When would she encounter them exactly? Becky drops her off directly to the entrance of wommart & anywhere else they go.

Its little things like that that make me so creeped out by her. She doesnt have her own self, she just tries to copy everyone else. She doesnt know ANYTHING, any pop culture reference Becky makes, shes never heard of it. idk, im not explaining myself great but its just off putting.

None of those things are herself so why care about them? Narcissists really are that vapid. If they learn or care about anything outside themselves it's solely for the personal benefit.

 

[CindyChafe]

I still don't understand why she posted that...who posts when they buy period stuff? I guess it's not a normal thing for AL. only reason was to make Becky look dumb. Or she thought everyone else was dumb enough to believe they were bought by mistake... I'm sure Becky knows the difference even if she doesn't use menstrual pads currently.

Maybe AL needs super long, extra wide pads. I’m sure there’s a lot of leakage. The crotch of her underwear (god help me for thinking of this) is probably 6 inches wide just in fabric alone. Maybe more. I can’t even imagine an overnight pad being long/wide enough for that horrific undercarriage. I’ve seen “plus size” pads in the store for obese women. But then again once you get to a certain weight, too high or too low, the reproductive hormones get wonky.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

The misspelling of the latest video and discussion of Chaturbate made me curious, so I went searching.

Spoiler: NSFW

I looked through a bunch of nasty accounts and this was the only one that looked like it might possibly be hers. Birthdate is off, but the piles of clothing in the background and body rolls make me think this might be Amber. Do the gays have plaid sheets?

 

[CindyChafe]

They don’t have any sheets.

Also, ew.

To be clear: AL and Becks have no sheets. Don’t know what the fags sleep on. I don’t wanna know about their extracurriculars. The fags are much neater than AL and Becks.

 

[Twinkie]

@hambeerlyingreed She doesn't do any porn/fetish stuff. It would've been found by now because there are large watch communities (not here, I'm talking about private facebook/discord groups and shit) that have tried to "catch" Amber doing skeevy shit. No dice. She really does make the money on youtube.

Also, eww

e: to be clear, I don't have access to said private groups. but they exist

 

[Donovan the Man]

The misspelling of the latest video and discussion of Chaturbate made me curious, so I went searching.

I looked through a bunch of nasty accounts and this was the only one that looked like it might possibly be hers. Birthdate is off, but the piles of clothing in the background and body rolls make me think this might be Amber. Do the gays have plaid sheets?

None of the shirts are as a big as a three person tent; not Amber.

 

[Turd Blossom]

I wouldn't be surprised if she tried to look more capable than she really is for a show and ended up falling because of that.

I was going through some of the ask.fm screenshots I managed to grab before she shut it down and you might be onto to something.
If this were true, I would pay good money to see the footage of our dainty gorl toppling over as she strained desperately to reach those elusive toes.
But it's far more likely her knees just gave out on her as she tried to heave herself out of bed.