Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[ADHD]

I don't know who she thinks she is fooling trying to say she's going out every day and having the time of her life and that is why she can't seem to find time to vlog. We all know she's laying in bed watching Youtube and reading KF and has absolutely nothing to vlog about because she's a fatty fat fat who spends her days eating in bed while lying down.

Exactly. If she was actually just too busy going out and living life, we wouldn't hear anything from her at all.

Despite her last video hitting a very sore spot with a lot of people, sassy cunt Amber is a huge upgrade from boring Becky.

 

[Xenomorph]

I guess those injuries she sustained when she plummeted into the houses basement because of her girth just magically healed in time to be living this revamped lifestyle of hers.

At least we're going to get to 1000 pages before Amber gets to 1000 pounds. Small victories

"I'm nowhere near as bad as those people they have to cut out of their houses! Baybeeee can you get me muh dolly so I can use the lil girls room?"

 

[Awkwafina]

I guess those injuries she sustained when she plummeted into the houses basement because of her girth just magically healed in time to be living this revamped lifestyle of hers.

I’m sorry for doing this because I know it’s here somewhere and I’m clearly just not seeing it - but do you happen to know what thread the her falling info came from? No one needs to hand hold me or wast their time giving me the run down I just can’t fucking find it and I’m so confused.

 

[Twinkie]

She posted a snap saying she fell twice

 

[Empress of Lucite]

I’m sorry for doing this because I know it’s here somewhere and I’m clearly just not seeing it - but do you happen to know what thread the her falling info came from? No one needs to hand hold me or wast their time giving me the run down I just can’t fucking find it and I’m so confused.

Bottom of page 109, it was a snapchat poll where she revealed she fell twice.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Here's a visual aid to go with your post:

Where are her eyebrows?

Did she eat them, too?

 

[497]

Maybe by going out she meant Becky has been going out and fetching her orange chicken. Then she has an amazing time with this orange chicken. That take out bag came from somewhere and the times she did vlog being in the Cheesecake factory she's never gotten a to go bag even when there was a good amount of orange chicken on her plate.

 

[ADHD]

She posted a snap saying she fell twice

Yeah, she said she fell. She says lots of stuff that later turns out to be lies. It wouldn't be surprising if she just said that to troll all the people who have been predicting her taking a fall and beginning the bedbound saga.

 

[Turd Blossom]

So Amber asking for "motivation" is starting to feel real familiar. This is from almost exactly a year ago when she also pissed her viewers off and managed a like/dislike of 387/2000.

She started uploading very sporadically, then hit viewers with a "I'M MARRIED" clickbait that turned out to be a bunch of hastily put together, poorly edited nonsense which didn't go over well.

She really doesn't have very much in her bag of tricks, it's all just an endless loop of fuckery and victimhood.

 

[DuckSucker]

She did post this, apparently? I think I mentioned it before and someone asked me about it but I couldnt find it at the time, this is on page 112 I think.

I dont really know what's going on with it, is it photoshopped? Is it not on her Instagram or whatever anymore? What's with the hair in the bottom and whose is it? I would say it might be a cropped photo of Amberlynn next to some other morbidly obese person, or just doing something with a big cast, and Amber is being passive aggressive like usual, "pranking the haydurs", and that's the top of her bun, but I dont know.

 

[C3PBRO]

So Amber asking for "motivation" is starting to feel real familiar. This is from almost exactly a year ago when she also pissed her viewers off and managed a like/dislike of 387/2000.
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She started uploading very sporadically, then hit viewers with a "I'M MARRIED" clickbait that turned out to be a bunch of hastily put together, poorly edited nonsense which didn't go over well.

She really doesn't have very much in her bag of tricks, it's all just an endless loop of fuckery and victimhood.

She seems to go through these cycles where her content gets steadily more shit until a catalyst such as this one occurs, then she pledges to do better. More recently, it was "FACETIMING MY EX!!!!!!!!!!" I didn't expect another so soon, but Orange Chickengate threatens to begin the cycle anew.

ETA: The community post isn't a pledge to do better though, on second thought. She's just simultaneously bragging about how great her life is, and asking for asspats at the same time. Amazing.

 

[Twinkie]

She did post this, apparently? I think I mentioned it before and someone asked me about it but I couldnt find it at the time, this is on page 112 I think.

I dont really know what's going on with it, is it photoshopped? Is it not on her Instagram or whatever anymore? What's with the hair in the bottom and whose is it? I would say it might be a cropped photo of Amberlynn next to some other morbidly obese person, or just doing something with a big cast, and Amber is being passive aggressive like usual, "pranking the haydurs", and that's the top of her bun, but I dont know.

It's a snap. That's not the top of her bun it's her ratty highlighted split ends draped over her giant torso.

Or I guess it could be her ends up in a bun as she's holding the phone up and taking a picture behind her. But that would mean she was sitting on the floor when she took that pic and how the hell would she get up?

 

[The game master]

Yeah, she said she fell. She says lots of stuff that later turns out to be lies. It wouldn't be surprising if she just said that to troll all the people who have been predicting her taking a fall and beginning the bedbound saga.

When I saw that Instagram poll or whatever it was my only thought was that she was going to tell of the time she was still living with destiny and fell in the shower and then didn’t she fall in the shower again not to long ago? Those are her two falls in my opinion right now

 

[Twinkie]

She already told those stories though.

 

[C3PBRO]

She's at Mellow Mushroom, a pizza joint.

 

[FitBitch]

She's at Mellow Mushroom, a pizza joint.

I've never been bu that place looks dead af. No one else is around.

 

[Guest69]

I've never been bu that place looks dead af. No one else is around.

She probably goes on odd hours so people dont stare and children dont laugh at her.
She is totally not bedbound btw

 

[C3PBRO]

I've never been bu that place looks dead af. No one else is around.

It's in Ferguson, a marginally less shitty town, but shitty nonetheless.

She probably goes on odd hours so people dont stare and children dont laugh at her.
She is totally not bedbound btw

TBF if I rolled up somewhere to eat and saw their fat asses sitting in the window I'd assume the kitchen had been wiped out.

 

[Xenomorph]

She's at Mellow Mushroom, a pizza joint.

So this is her living her best life? Her sitting at an empty pizza joint? Fantastic.

 

[Twinkie]

Amber had to research this place on Yelp to make sure they had those huge bench things that span the walls, because we know our gorl would crush a dining chair into an explosion of splintered wood.