Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Doesn't the fag shanty pay all the bills with cash at a kiosk, I swear I remember this from an Eric vlog. They can't even rub two brain cells together to learn how to set up auto payment for bills or somehow they have a bad records with the banks. I don't know how lax renting requirements are in Kentucky but Amber with her presumably terrible credit score from her piles of debt and lacking proper ID is the last person I would rent to. Especially with the suspected eviction she got from the town home. The landlord is a very accommodating person from what we know of them and it's going to bite them in ass. Just remember what she did to the town home once Destiny left.

People have speculating that boilerplate situation would happen at the fag shanty, such has everybody leaving Amber to live there by herself. However I could see Amber being a petty, spiteful bitch if Becky ever crosses her and she stops paying rent. She doesn't care if she gets an eviction and losing a deposit. She'll have a new mark by time the rest of the house wises up. Amber is much more volatile of the bunch and we've seen her burn bridges before.
 
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This is apropos of nothing but I love what a perfect Poe's Law of white trash Live Laugh Love dainty-gorl gibberish nonsense her twitter handle is. "Mustbepearls". She explained it once ("must be porls") and it still makes no sense whatsoever.
 
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Dr. Studman M.D. said:
People have speculating that boilerplate situation would happen at the fag shanty, such has everybody leaving Amber to live there by herself. However I could see Amber being a petty, spiteful bitch if Becky ever crosses her and she stops paying rent. She doesn't care if she gets an eviction and losing a deposit. She'll have a new mark by time the rest of the house wises up. Amber is much more volatile of the bunch and we've seen her burn bridges before.
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Amberlynn probably already has plenty of other women she's going to Uhaul next.
 
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Dutch Courage said:
This does raise the question of how she pays taxes on her YouTube earnings. Her checks do not withhold income tax, and she does not seem the type to sock away money in the bank all year to settle her tax debts (if she really does make 10K a month, we're talking a pretty big tax debt). She has claimed she pays taxes, but why would she have her act together in that one regard and none other? If I were a gambling man, I would wager that she never even files a return...
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I'd say it's entirely possible she files taxes. Her rent is dirt fucking cheap, in theory she only has her phone bill besides that, and she eats out a few times a week. Someone could do that easily on 3k a month. If she's actually making 7-10k, she has enough in savings to shell out yearly. Might leave her kind of close to broke until her next YT check, but it's doable.
 
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I don't know how lax renting requirements are in Kentucky but Amber with her presumably terrible credit score from her piles of debt and lacking proper ID is the last person I would rent to. Especially with the suspected eviction she got from the town home.
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That might be a problem if Amber were applying fresh to rent somewhere, but Becky and the boys were already renting the house before Amber moved in.
 
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ADHD said:
That might be a problem if Amber were applying fresh to rent somewhere, but Becky and the boys were already renting the house before Amber moved in.
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Yeah, the landlord seems like they are on good terms with Becky. Becky's word on Amber's character may have been enough, though if you're a landlord you have to look beyond someone's word. The landlord business isn't for nice people.
 
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BerriesArnold said:
Amber's a classic case of an idiot with money. This is usually the case for spoiled children of wealthy people, some lucky lottery winners and those who have inherited $$$ from some twice-removed family member. A normal person would invest the money, save it or try to earn a return on investment by starting a business.

People like Amberlynn, however, are the type to buy $300,000,000 worth of journals and a disgusting amount of food. The minute the money machine runs out (let's say, youtube/younow demonetizes her one day), she'll be right back to square one in about a month's time and I'm sure Becky will head for the hills as well. What the cushy job of youtubing has done is utterly destroy her concept of a dollar's worth. Yes, she could have brought herself a lovely and secure home by now, but I don't think she plans to keep living that long.
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Maybe she's doing this because some obscure part of her brain has finally realized that she's going to die soon, and therefore there's no meaning in saving money. Just go splurge now that you're (barely) alive.

Dr. Studman M.D. said:
Doesn't the fag shanty pay all the bills with cash at a kiosk, I swear I remember this from an Eric vlog. They can't even rub two brain cells together to learn how to set up auto payment for bills or somehow they have a bad records with the banks. I don't know how lax renting requirements are in Kentucky but Amber with her presumably terrible credit score from her piles of debt and lacking proper ID is the last person I would rent to. Especially with the suspected eviction she got from the town home. The landlord is a very accommodating person from what we know of them and it's going to bite them in ass. Just remember what she did to the town home once Destiny left.
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Yeah, they're always around (Becky and Eric) to pay for bills that could be auto paid.
The whole renting discussion makes me wonder: don't landlords control the houses they rent, from time to time?
Because their landlord would be probably pissed as hell, as they painted the basement, left glow-in-the-dark prints all over the stairs, hung up dozen of flags and prints, and are currently leaving finished bottles of alcohol in the kitchen alongside other litter spread all over the house, as well as dog turds in the yard. Not to mention that none of them looks clean in any way, and the two women-beasts probably smell of death and rotting flesh.
Cleaning up that house, when they'll leave, will be a nightmare.
More so if Amber dies in there.
 
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I guess the only way we could find out about Amber's tax return is if she posts it, right? It can't be obtained by any legal means

Whale Lake said:
Maybe she's doing this because some obscure part of her brain has finally realized that she's going to die soon, and therefore there's no meaning in saving money. Just go splurge now that you're (barely) alive.


Yeah, they're always around (Becky and Eric) to pay for bills that could be auto paid.
The whole renting discussion makes me wonder: don't landlords control the houses they rent, from time to time?
Because their landlord would be probably pissed as hell, as they painted the basement, left glow-in-the-dark prints all over the stairs, hung up dozen of flags and prints, and are currently leaving finished bottles of alcohol in the kitchen alongside other litter spread all over the house, as well as dog turds in the yard. Not to mention that none of them looks clean in any way, and the two women-beasts probably smell of death and rotting flesh.
Cleaning up that house, when they'll leave, will be a nightmare.
More so if Amber dies in there.
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Imagine if the landlord got wind of the general state of the house and kicked them all out. Can't help but feel that it'd all go hilariously to shit at that point.
 
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Whale Lake said:
The whole renting discussion makes me wonder: don't landlords control the houses they rent, from time to time?
Because their landlord would be probably pissed as hell, as they painted the basement, left glow-in-the-dark prints all over the stairs, hung up dozen of flags and prints, and are currently leaving finished bottles of alcohol in the kitchen alongside other litter spread all over the house, as well as dog turds in the yard. Not to mention that none of them looks clean in any way, and the two women-beasts probably smell of death and rotting flesh.
Cleaning up that house, when they'll leave, will be a nightmare.
More so if Amber dies in there.
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Landlords have control of the things you mentioned. They can't say forced them to clean the house, but they can make lawn care the sole responsibility of the tenant. Damages like from holes in the wall and dog piss soaked carpets will be taken from the deposit when and if they move out. There is a point that filth can get when you can evict people for and it has to cause structural damage. General nastiness and notebook hoards don't count.

Most landlords will not let you repaint, they've have to really like you to allow that.
 
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Dr. Studman M.D. said:
Doesn't the fag shanty pay all the bills with cash at a kiosk, I swear I remember this from an Eric vlog. They can't even rub two brain cells together to learn how to set up auto payment for bills or somehow they have a bad records with the banks. I don't know how lax renting requirements are in Kentucky but Amber with her presumably terrible credit score from her piles of debt and lacking proper ID is the last person I would rent to. Especially with the suspected eviction she got from the town home. The landlord is a very accommodating person from what we know of them and it's going to bite them in ass. Just remember what she did to the town home once Destiny left.

People have speculating that boilerplate situation would happen at the fag shanty, such has everybody leaving Amber to live there by herself. However I could see Amber being a petty, spiteful bitch if Becky ever crosses her and she stops paying rent. She doesn't care if she gets an eviction and losing a deposit. She'll have a new mark by time the rest of the house wises up. Amber is much more volatile of the bunch and we've seen her burn bridges before.
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Can she really pull that rubbish again? Just grab a new woman to con? She wasn’t 600 lbs the last time she went fishing for idiots. Is the lesbian dating scene really THAT bad where she lives? I find it tough believing anyone would take her now. They’d have to be blind not to realize that she’s mostly bedbound and going to stay that way once she moves in.
 
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AbraCadaver said:
Can she really pull that rubbish again? Just grab a new woman to con? She wasn’t 600 lbs the last time she went fishing for idiots. Is the lesbian dating scene really THAT bad where she lives? I find it tough believing anyone would take her now. They’d have to be blind not to realize that she’s mostly bedbound and going to stay that way once she moves in.
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The lesbian scene in Kentucky seems to be pretty bad, but what is making things worst for Amber is that she's done with Kentucky. It's clear as day that she doesn't want anything to do with that country anymore. The only reason she went there was because Destiny needed to go there to be with her mom, and she stayed there because after the break up because Destiny kept living there with Dana. Now that Destiny's in Florida, Amber has absolutely no reasons to remain there, and, if I remember correctly, she has already expressed the desire to move to Cali (with her brother, perhaps?).
Can you imagine Amber trying to get a californian lesbian?
 
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Whale Lake said:
The lesbian scene in Kentucky seems to be pretty bad, but what is making things worst for Amber is that she's done with Kentucky. It's clear as day that she doesn't want anything to do with that country anymore. The only reason she went there was because Destiny needed to go there to be with her mom, and she stayed there because after the break up because Destiny kept living there with Dana. Now that Destiny's in Florida, Amber has absolutely no reasons to remain there, and, if I remember correctly, she has already expressed the desire to move to Cali (with her brother, perhaps?).
Can you imagine Amber trying to get a californian lesbian?
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No. Because candidly I can't imagine any one wanting Amber. She's close to dying and needing a caretaker. Actually, she -does- need a caretaker. There is no way in hell her money will go far in California either.
 
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Whale Lake said:
The lesbian scene in Kentucky seems to be pretty bad, but what is making things worst for Amber is that she's done with Kentucky. It's clear as day that she doesn't want anything to do with that country anymore. The only reason she went there was because Destiny needed to go there to be with her mom, and she stayed there because after the break up because Destiny kept living there with Dana. Now that Destiny's in Florida, Amber has absolutely no reasons to remain there, and, if I remember correctly, she has already expressed the desire to move to Cali (with her brother, perhaps?).
Can you imagine Amber trying to get a californian lesbian?
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Don't tease me with fabulous visions of Amber scootypuffing around LA trying to promote her YouTube career. We all know she'd drop Becky like the hot potato she physically resembles if a better enabler came along, but I think Amber has a type: dumb and unfeminine. She needs a misshapen catspaw to do her bidding so she can scoot around thinking imperiously that she's fem and dainty. It's a moot point anyway; unless she finds a new dyke that will u-haul her to some other place, she's trapped. It's like Misery: a substandard author being held hostage by Appalachian redneck Neckie Wilkes, who hobbles her (with food) and claims to love her.

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Jesus, it's like the chart in The L Word, but fat.
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Welcome to actual lesbians :optimistic:
 
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