Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Amber probably would count wiping her ass as sex.

Are you sure she does that ten times a week?

 

[London Raine]

Amber and Becky have no chemistry, no passion. Their on screen kisses are forced and flat.

I just can’t see them having sex at all. And to be honest I don’t even know what sex between them would even consist of. I don’t want to think of it, but so many things seem out of the realm of possibility due to their sizes.

We've seen them on line - they can't even reach each other to hug. How is sex even possible?

 

[Long time lurker]

Amber can’t even bother to shower once a week and we’re supposed to believe they’re having sex 10 times a week?

Lack of hygiene doesn't prevent people from having sex. Some time ago I was in a grocery store and was hit by BO so strong it made my eyes water and my nose burn. The woman, from whom the smell was emanating was a good 10 feet away from me. Behind her was her partner, carrying a baby on his lap.

I'm not saying Amber and Becky have sex, I just find it funny when so many of you insist that lack of personal hygiene means no sex. Some people are that desperate/have no standards.

 

[ghosttown17]

So was Amber the one who moved in with Becky or was it the other way around?

I only recently started watching, I don't know much of the shared apartment situation with Eric/Ricky. But I'm guessing Amber's the one who moved in, since Becky has been friends with Eric since high school and she obviously has a better relationship with them than Amber.

Do youguys think Amber would be able to live this lifestyle independently?

 

[ricecake]

Do youguys think Amber would be able to live this lifestyle independently?

Financially, yes. She could pay cash for a decent house like they live in in BFE, KY.

Logistically? No. Amber can barely walk 15 feet without getting winded. She doesn't drive. She needs those losers to cart her around and fetch protein bars from the kitchen.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Amber's wealth has grown astronomically, yet the effort in her content has declined; Weight is up. All the correlations show what you need to know. "Tough love just doesn't work for your gorl." Miss Reid might as well admit she desires more mollycoddling. She'll eventually get more involved in the HAES, BBW, Feeder world as she balloons in size; Losing semi-rational Ambabies as they discover they're beating a dead horse.

 

[marjoram]

No such thing as a "semi-rational Ambaby". There is no sign of an iota of rational thought in any of 'em. They even manage to disbelieve the evidence of their own eyes...

I have a sneaking suspicion the most rabid of them are all inpatients at a psych ward/fat camp combo somewhere that root for Big Al like she's their "home team" or somethin'.......

 

[Queen Kimberly]

I thought she was tested for diabetes? Anyways yeah fuck the doctor that likely doesn’t exist. Amber is not an adult who is in no way capable of asking to get tests done.

 

[nostalgiaisadrug]

And she disabled her Ask.Fm again after a day of it being open, so opening it up again to respond to ass kissers was completely fucking pointless.

I wouldn’t worry though beacuse she’ll open it up again in 3 days when she needs attention when she’s bored in a parking lot. She does this game every fucking time

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

@marjoram
Most of the Ambabies take a bit to cycle once their altruistic sympathy runs out, then, they get sick of Amber's shit. Although, I agree that the most fanatical out of the Ambabies would follow her to the end of the Earth. Some of them will never change, and would cheer for her turning to HAES talking points.

 

[Pink Popsicle]

Ugh her mind is so powerful!
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Of course Amber doesn't know what Brexit is, she hasn't got a clue what's happening in her own country, never mind anywhere else.

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She doesn't believe he talked to someone on Snapchat about Becky turning into a whale? Or she doesn't believe his eyes work well enough to notice that Becky is getting fat as fuck? Be more clear, WriterLynn.

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Maybe not all fat people smell, but Amber definitely does. She is visibly filthy in almost all of her videos.

I seriously doubt Amber and Becky have any sort of sex life together, I'd be surprised if they've had sex in the last six months and what a revolting thought that is. Amber can barely move.

 

[CindyChafe]

Aw I didn't get a screenshot of someone's 'question' that said "sometimes I walk across my living room without getting winded just to flex on you Amber" and she replied with a "me too crying laughing" which made absolutely no sense but what else is new.

 

[Queen Kimberly]

Aw I didn't get a screenshot of someone's 'question' that said "sometimes I walk across my living room without getting winded just to flex on you Amber" and she replied with a "me too crying laughing" which made absolutely no sense but what else is new.

She was getting so frustrated with the hayders today! She kept trying to sass them but just ended up further embarrassing herself. And then the claim about wishing her doctor sent her to get tests done which contradicts everything she was saying before. She definitely rage deactivated again.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

She definitely rage deactivated again.

Her blood pressure, tho.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

They should deactivate the ‘Deactivate’ feature and let people make a new account each time they quit.

But given Ambers creativity she’d just attach one more ‘e’ each time

‘Hey guys
Here’s my new ask.fm account (NO HATE) ask.fm/zebraprintloveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee’

 

[WY 434]

Ugh her mind is so powerful!
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Maybe she'll experience a Brexit of her own one of these days when Becky, Rickie and Eric decide to permanently exit Fagshanty.

 

[ADHD]

Aw I didn't get a screenshot of someone's 'question' that said "sometimes I walk across my living room without getting winded just to flex on you Amber" and she replied with a "me too crying laughing" which made absolutely no sense but what else is new.

 

[chicken wings]

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She doesn't believe he talked to someone on Snapchat about Becky turning into a whale? Or she doesn't believe his eyes work well enough to notice that Becky is getting fat as fuck? Be more clear, WriterLynn.

It's not uncommon for someone to follow certain lifestyles of their partner especially one that would have to be driven constantly to restaurants AND provides the cash. The nerve of Big Al seriously.

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Not even the decency of a simple straight yes or no wow what a cunt. I can't decide if she refuses to even entertain the idea in her head of Becky not being reliant on her or she is being slick about knowing she won't care.

She's back!
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except obesetobeast works out like a mothefucker. She shouldn't be following any advice for people who flipped their fat life around from slug to slugger via rigorous exercise.

 

[mama Lazarou]

I saw that article too. The guy who wrote it struck me as pretty insufferable because he, like a lot of fatties, equated CICO to crash dieting and then whined for a while about how impossibly hard and emotionally taxing it is to eat right and exercise like a functioning adult, but then goes on to smug about "unlike you idiots I'll lose weight slowly and healthily".
At least he's self aware though. Can't be said for others

Eta sorry for getting back to this but I'm late and damn

I havnt read to closely couse the writing got my goat but how much did he lose in the those four years what is it that he does about it exactly? He mentioned being the same weight now as that biggest loser guy. Like now now? Or 444 lb or 298? Or is the 460 lb from the beginning of the article his current weight? Like what? You'd think that would be a nice tidbit of info without making it into a riddle.

Either this guy has a vagina and wants to stay in the a haes crowd or he's been constantly cycling 30lb down 10lb up and confusing this for slow and healthy.

 

[meangorl666]

Or that her weight gain is the result of daily walking, so maybe exercise just doesn't have a place in her weightloss journey...

A fun throwback to break up the monotone-y of late:

Spoiler: VintageLynn Bullshit

This gem dates back to the Krystle Era and is worth watching in fool.

Hambert does not disappoint in her arrogance. She's till pretending she's a timid, quirky everygorl, hyperpositive in the face of life's dark circumstance. She's successfully gamed herself into the dependence of a well off family by preying on the affections of their *cognitively differently abled* adult daughter. Her sole interest is obsessing about herself, planning, hauling, and recapping every interaction with food, and documenting her ineffective weightloss journee to a YouTube audience with only a fraction of the haydurs she enjoys today (at times posting three times in a day). She's clearly getting high on her own supply of bullshit. Compared to present day, she was the pitcher of health: maintaining a weight of 350-375, no necrotic laigs or pooled muscles, with the capacity to stand for 15 minutes and walk through a big box store (though she still rode the scooters because she's a lazy POS).

Still certain that her ~89 elbee weightloss~ was a combination of her nutritional and fitness expertise, moderate habits of a dainty queen, and overall character superiority, she comes to the convenient and performatively tragic conclusion that daily walkeen may be causing her to gain weight (one goddamn lb) and it isn't right "FOR ME", even wistfully sighing that she'll miss it so. She admits to overeedeen while she takes us on this wild ride of logical fallacy, but she knows better. She looked it up on Google. She's done her research. Oh the days when she was an expert in bolth nutrition AND exercise sports science.

There is also a telling look into her pathologically codependent tendencies. At the time she had a passive weightloss partner in Krystle where Hammy controlled all food intake and calorie counted for the both of them, making sure they eat the exact same amount (...except her secret overeedeen). Krystle losing more than her on any given weigh in causes visible panic, envy, and an affront to her sense of justice, but it'ssoamazeenshe'ssohappyforherguize.

In a different vid of this era, she uses her extensive exercise sports science knowledge to explain that Krystle lost more weight than her because her heart beats faster, therefore burns more calories. She's done her research. In another vid she has a crisis about wanting to lower Krystle's calories (even though she lost weight at the last weigh in) because they eat the exact same amount, but ALR should be getting more because she's 'birgger' so SHE GETS MORE.

It's a good thing that girl was protected by an ever present family and her firm placement on the spectrum because AL was latched on deep. She thought she found her forever home, ready to leech off them as a perpetual tween, who's only hobbies were obsessing about herself to her outstretched hand, poking and prodding everyone's food, spending their money on junk jewry and phone cases, and fattening up "her" pets.

And remember, if you aren't smiling, smile!!

this insufferable bitch I can't even wrap my head around the stupidity.