Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Sparkletor]

Who wore it better? Becky or Noodlesandbeef?

Spoiler: Noodlesandbeef

 

[Masta]

When Becky turns, you can clearly see her bulge. Our gorl is a size queen!

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Becky, please, puts some boxer briefs before you go out, you might scare the kids.

 

[IslamicContentental Belt]

Amber is a NILF

Nobody I'd Like To Fuck

 

[raritycunt]

When Becky turns, you can clearly see her bulge. Our gorl is a size queen!

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Its like an optical illusion that gets worse the more you look at it

 

[497]

Becky is now reaching the point where her gunt begs the question: how the fuck does SHE wipe, nevermind Amber?!

she doesn't have much of an ass so she can probably still wipe front to back that way.

 

[LW 916]

Fuck y'all for making me spend time considering how a thumb-shaped woman wipes her ass.

 

[Red Shirt Number 74]

Fuck y'all for making me spend time considering how a thumb-shaped woman wipes her ass.

hey man we just needed the answers

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

Fuck y'all for making me spend time considering how a thumb-shaped woman wipes her ass.

I messaged Eric asking him to install a hidden toilet cam in Amber and Blecky's bathroom but he was a real jerk about it. Common courtesy is free, you know.

 

[Xenomorph]

I messaged Eric asking him to install a hidden toilet cam in Amber and Blecky's bathroom but he was a real jerk about it. Common courtesy is free, you know.

That kind of thing might be encouraged in the ALR Facebook groups where they t.ouch t.he p.oop all day long to the point it's completely unfunny and gives AL more excuses but not here.

 

[I liek fr0gs]

Yea. It's best to uphold non-engagement with cows, my friends.

 

[W00K #17]

Yea. It's best to uphold non-engagement with cows, my friends.

Dont poke the animals at the zoo, just watch. Going out of your way to contact a cow is a pretty good way to end up with a thread of your own.

 

[Red Shirt Number 74]

Dont poke the animals at the zoo, just watch. Going out of your way to contact a cow is a pretty good way to end up with a thread of your own.

not even to ask what her favorite dinosaur is

 

[Wilford Brimley]

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Oh wow, so going to a scam college for a few months and dropping out is now considered her highest level of education

I wish whomever asked that would have said: what's your highest completed level education?
I love it when she Brown Mackie flexes.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

She says it's nothing to do with TV, so any thoughts as to what the new chapter is in her life?

 

[I liek fr0gs]

View attachment 652631 She says it's nothing to do with TV, so any thoughts as to what the new chapter is in her life?

"Till a certain something happens soon"

I have no expectations. She has been baiting for a long time and it always turns out to be nothimg.

NEXT!

 

[CindyChafe]

She says it's nothing to do with TV, so any thoughts as to what the new chapter is in her life?

Well if I know Amber, whenever she brags about some amazeen new thing in her life it’s gonna be fucking re.tarded, convoluted, ridiculous and she’ll stick to it for a day and a half, tops.

Also why would Amber write to a prisoner when she never even wrote to her mom when Mama Amber was in prison with cancer? Some of these suggestions people give her are fucking hilarious. Like... they’re good suggestions that normal decent people might do, but this is Amberlynn Reid we are talking about. She’s not going to hike, garden, write to prisoners, do any general philanthropy/volunteer work, donate her time, read to the elderly... none of that shit. This is the girl who can’t stop eating 10,000 calories per day for more than a day or two. She’s like IRL Kirby. She was made to consume.

 

[89elbees]

I can't think of a single life event, especially the obvious implication of weight loss surgery, that justifies someone AL's size eating whatever they want until it happens. except her funeral

 

[Xenomorph]

ew is she and Necky gonna get lezbo hitched?

Are they moving?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

 

[JerkyPirate]

My bet is on some dumb shit like a personal trainer, or some program she's buying into. Omg how funny if it was herbalife or something equally fucked.