Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Birthday Dickpunch]

Wow, that’s snapchat rant was something else.

Also in three weeks she will be talking about the crazy rumor that she spends $1,000 dollars per month on food. Gawd, where do people come up with this stuff?? People just want to see our gorl fail.

Also LOL @ the rapid weight loss she had in Virginia that she got gallstones from.

It’s crazy how hard she’s defending this program she hasn’t even started yet.

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Meth head brother maybe? I'm guessing hes trying to guilt her into sending him cash because he saw how much she's spending on the MLM program.

Mmm vague-snapping. Yeah nobody cares. Either say what you have to say or shut the fuck up, Amber. You're well past the age where vaguely whining about someone hurting your feelings is appropriate behavior.

I agree she's absolutely going to forget she said how much she spends on food every month. Maybe $1k was an exaggeration, maybe it was low-ball, either way she's going to try to turn it into a pedantic slap in the face to her hayders who don't say the right number, down to the penny.

 

[Twinkie]

I bet she's talking about LifeByJen another deathfat youtuber who made a video about the optavia thing. (LBJ's vid is linked in the haydur nation thread)

BTW, regardless of what you think about LifeByJen, it was a total softball of a video nothing she said was "mean"

 

[CindyChafe]

LifeByJen

I couldn't even watch half of the video LifeByJen made. The labored breathing, slow and meandering train of thought and constant trailing off is impossible to listen to. I'm pretty sure she just said Optavia was an MLM company.

Amberlynn shouldn't be butthurt, she clickbaits all the time. FFS, she used RAFE'S name in the title of todays video and Rafe herself is only barely relevant in the AL-o-verse.

Honestly though I think Rafe has even lower self esteem than Amber to be okay with feeding off AL social media scraps.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Amber wasting her money on Optavia is just pathetic. "It's a weight loss coach who's gonna help me!" NO. It's a salesperson who gives zero fuck about you and has no medical training. You're wasting hundreds on tiny portions of cardboard, and you're still gonna fail.

 

[Twinkie]

I've been following Amberlynn since before she had a forum here, and it was just a single thread. Right now I'm having a true and honest spaghetti-spilling moment, so please bear with me gorls

I used to think that she really did want to lose weight but that she just didn't want to work for it, hence her repeated failures.

At this point I think I'm changing my mind. I'm starting to think she doesn't mind one bit being as heavy and unhealthy as she is. I'm starting to feel like the only thing she really wants out of life is constant praise, love, approval, etc. and that the only reason she "wants to lose weight" is to get that praise. Her unhappiness derives only from the disapproval and criticisms that drive her nuts, and NOT from her sad station in life.

It's not about weighing less to fat AL. Nope. It's not about being healthier, looking better, being able to do things, living to see age 40, and so on. I'm starting to believe Amberlynn doesn't care about any of that at all. She just wants to be loved and admired constantly (which, needless to say is not a realistic or healthy life goal for anyone) but in order to do that she needs to be a weight loss success, a youtube inspiration... or at the very least, to appear as if she is "trying."

When she first started her channel, the feedback was almost entirely niceties and asspats. The only real "criticism" she got would be drive-by trolls posting "lol u fat" comments on her videos. As time went on and genuine criticisms started popping up is I think when she began to feel uncomfortable. She was no longer being praised just for "trying" (she wasn't trying even in her earliest videos, it's just that she didn't have money to binge as much back then; Krystle's parents pretty much controlled what she ate).

It's kind of like how she only went to college because Casey's mom told her that in order to stay with their family she had to either work or go to school. Amber never actually gave a fuck about school. She wasn't actually proud of attending college and earning those straight A's (lol that's a laah anyway) and she didn't actually feel bad about dropping out. She only wanted the approval and asspats she got from upholding the illusion of "trying."

I think that's why even her failures bore me now. It's why even this MLM absurdity hardly warranted a raised eyebrow from me. She's not a tragic figure because she's not really trying (and failing) she's just failing and that doesn't bother her even a little bit.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

...Rafe herself...

Doesn't Rafe have gender issues? Think we're supposed to use "they" and "themself" or something.

 

[raritycunt]

Ignoring the negativity is going just about as well as you all predicted;

At least here in Canada, it's pretty hard to justify eating 20 dollars worth of Mcdicks for a person of any size.

That's a lot of food.

Same in the UK, a single Big Mac meal with large fries and a drink is like £8 so that’s at least 2 of those and maybe some mozzarella sticks on top of it. Way too much food.

Edited for spelling

 

[raritycunt]

http://reddit.com/r/antiMLM/comments/ald9ee/infamous_weight_loss_youtuber_gets_tricked_into/

No surprise, but she got 15 mins of fame on antiMLM. The comments from people being introduced to her are fun.

Thanks to person who put “woah black Betty, Amberlynn” that’s all I’m ever gonna hear now

 

[Strine]

Gorl might be "cleansing" herself of haydurs but I bet her blubbery hide and thinneeeen hair are as unclean as ever!

Doesn't Rafe have gender issues? Think we're supposed to use "they" and "themself" or something.

I'd love Rafe going SJW supernova and calling Amber problematic, but she'll still be a she. A fat loser stoner dropout who will never meet me or read what I type doesn't get to dictate my own language to me.

 

[Whale Watcher]

You know, living in Bumfuck Kentucky, I'd bet that Amber's 1k a month on food is more than she spends on rent.

 

[DubbleBubble]

I've been following Amberlynn since before she had a forum here, and it was just a single thread. Right now I'm having a true and honest spaghetti-spilling moment, so please bear with me gorls

I used to think that she really did want to lose weight but that she just didn't want to work for it, hence her repeated failures.

At this point I think I'm changing my mind. I'm starting to think she doesn't mind one bit being as heavy and unhealthy as she is. I'm starting to feel like the only thing she really wants out of life is constant praise, love, approval, etc. and that the only reason she "wants to lose weight" is to get that praise. Her unhappiness derives only from the disapproval and criticisms that drive her nuts, and NOT from her sad station in life.

It's not about weighing less to fat AL. Nope. It's not about being healthier, looking better, being able to do things, living to see age 40, and so on. I'm starting to believe Amberlynn doesn't care about any of that at all. She just wants to be loved and admired constantly (which, needless to say is not a realistic or healthy life goal for anyone) but in order to do that she needs to be a weight loss success, a youtube inspiration... or at the very least, to appear as if she is "trying."

When she first started her channel, the feedback was almost entirely niceties and asspats. The only real "criticism" she got would be drive-by trolls posting "lol u fat" comments on her videos. As time went on and genuine criticisms started popping up is I think when she began to feel uncomfortable. She was no longer being praised just for "trying" (she wasn't trying even in her earliest videos, it's just that she didn't have money to binge as much back then; Krystle's parents pretty much controlled what she ate).

It's kind of like how she only went to college because Casey's mom told her that in order to stay with their family she had to either work or go to school. Amber never actually gave a fuck about school. She wasn't actually proud of attending college and earning those straight A's (lol that's a laah anyway) and she didn't actually feel bad about dropping out. She only wanted the approval and asspats she got from upholding the illusion of "trying."

I think that's why even her failures bore me now. It's why even this MLM absurdity hardly warranted a raised eyebrow from me. She's not a tragic figure because she's not really trying (and failing) she's just failing and that doesn't bother her even a little bit.

Pretty much. I came in here all optimistic, thinking this was gonna be a story of redemption and self saving but time and time again it became apparant what really motivates Amber. At first it was frustrating, maddening to see the infamous ALR Cycle(tm) on loop but now I just want to watch a bad person get the self inflicted consequences they deserve.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Amber wasting her money on Optavia is just pathetic. "It's a weight loss coach who's gonna help me!" NO. It's a salesperson who gives zero fuck about you and has no medical training. You're wasting hundreds on tiny portions of cardboard, and you're still gonna fail.

There's a medicalized low carb diet program out there that doctors can prescribe and insurance will pay for. It connects you to actual dieticians for weight loss coaching and it's designed for rapid weight loss followed by slow reintroduction of carbs.

And it's been shown to actually be really effective, because apparently deathfats are constantly tortured by questions like "does rice have carbs" and giving them a medical professional to bug helps them adhere to the diet.

Eating Optavia cat vomit and being connected to a diet coach who just wants to scream yass queen at you and sell you more cat vomit is a little different.

 

[497]

Is it? Two meals comes to like $16-18, and you know AL could throw a couple combos back. I think she’s being conservative in her $20 estimate.

Isn't the largest size soda like $3-$5? 50 chicken nuggets $10. those snack wrap things she gets might be on the dollar menu so a few of those. Guess I'm trying to give her the benefit of the doubt she's not really eating 2 whole meals... but then AL is the one who orders 2 meals and brings one home saying she has leftovers.

 

[my600lbfuneral]

I love how she's so against doing keto but this Optavia scheme is basically doing keto but for $400/month. She also says she doesn't want to be 120lbs because "skinny does not mean healthy" when losing weight while just stuffing your face with junk and being allergic to exercise ain't exactly healthy either.

Also I bet one of the reasons why Amber is alone in this is because she doesn't wanna pay for Becky's membership.

 

[Bobsmyuncle]

Isn't the largest size soda like $3-$5? 50 chicken nuggets $10. those snack wrap things she gets might be on the dollar menu so a few of those. Guess I'm trying to give her the benefit of the doubt she's not really eating 2 whole meals... but then AL is the one who orders 2 meals and brings one home saying she has leftovers.

Where i live, all size sodas are $1, and 20 peice nugget is about $5.35, a 10 peice is about $4.50...

 

[FupaFiend]

Also I bet one of the reasons why Amber is alone in this is because she doesn't wanna pay for Becky's membership.

And it will be ALL BECKY’S FAULT when she fails. Becky would not stop eating food Amber likes. Becky had all this bad food in the house. Becky taunted the binge monster.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

Also I bet one of the reasons why Amber is alone in this is because she doesn't wanna pay for Becky's membership.

Why should she? She could be doing more Wommart haols and buy notebooks. Besides, a good employer is never too nice to the household staff lest they take liberties they should not be taking. Thank you Misses Molokhovets.

And it will be ALL BECKY’S FAULT when she fails. Becky would not stop eating food Amber likes. Becky had all this bad food in the house. Becky taunted the binge monster.

If you pay to have a whipping boy, you better make use of the whipping part. Why take responsibility when you can shift blame?

 

[497]

I love how she's so against doing keto but this Optavia scheme is basically doing keto but for $400/month. She also says she doesn't want to be 120lbs because "skinny does not mean healthy" when losing weight while just stuffing your face with junk and being allergic to exercise ain't exactly healthy either.

Also I bet one of the reasons why Amber is alone in this is because she doesn't wanna pay for Becky's membership.

Amber says her food bill for her alone is a $1000 a month. she always lets Becky use her money when they go out to eat so I think she would foot the bill to have Becky do the program. I'm guessing Becky's food bill every month is about half of Amber's anyway- $500-$600

I've been following Amberlynn since before she had a forum here, and it was just a single thread. Right now I'm having a true and honest spaghetti-spilling moment, so please bear with me gorls

I used to think that she really did want to lose weight but that she just didn't want to work for it, hence her repeated failures.

At this point I think I'm changing my mind. I'm starting to think she doesn't mind one bit being as heavy and unhealthy as she is. I'm starting to feel like the only thing she really wants out of life is constant praise, love, approval, etc. and that the only reason she "wants to lose weight" is to get that praise. Her unhappiness derives only from the disapproval and criticisms that drive her nuts, and NOT from her sad station in life.

It's not about weighing less to fat AL. Nope. It's not about being healthier, looking better, being able to do things, living to see age 40, and so on. I'm starting to believe Amberlynn doesn't care about any of that at all. She just wants to be loved and admired constantly (which, needless to say is not a realistic or healthy life goal for anyone) but in order to do that she needs to be a weight loss success, a youtube inspiration... or at the very least, to appear as if she is "trying."

When she first started her channel, the feedback was almost entirely niceties and asspats. The only real "criticism" she got would be drive-by trolls posting "lol u fat" comments on her videos. As time went on and genuine criticisms started popping up is I think when she began to feel uncomfortable. She was no longer being praised just for "trying" (she wasn't trying even in her earliest videos, it's just that she didn't have money to binge as much back then; Krystle's parents pretty much controlled what she ate).

It's kind of like how she only went to college because Casey's mom told her that in order to stay with their family she had to either work or go to school. Amber never actually gave a fuck about school. She wasn't actually proud of attending college and earning those straight A's (lol that's a laah anyway) and she didn't actually feel bad about dropping out. She only wanted the approval and asspats she got from upholding the illusion of "trying."

I think that's why even her failures bore me now. It's why even this MLM absurdity hardly warranted a raised eyebrow from me. She's not a tragic figure because she's not really trying (and failing) she's just failing and that doesn't bother her even a little bit.

It all goes back to her horrible childhood. She never got the praise and asspats from her parents so now she has to make up for it.

 

[Twinkie]

It all goes back to her horrible childhood. She never got the praise and asspats from her parents so now she has to make up for it.

It has to be more than that, though. A lot more. Think about how many people don't get enough asspats growing up. Or who are abused/neglected growing up. Most of them are fine (as in functional).

 

[Dutch Courage]

I gotta agree with Twinkie. Those of you who are old enough may remember the phrase "Latch Key Kids" These were kids of the 70's and 80's, born around the time the divorce rate skyrocketed to never-before-seen heights. It referred to kids raised by a single parent, who usually didn't get home from work until evening, which meant the kid let himself or herself in with their key after school, and spent the next 4 hours without parental supervision, often having to microwave their own meals. When mom or dad (usually mom) finally got home, she'd be tired from another thankless, underpaid day at work. Many had no energy left for parenting; no homework help, no guidance, no asspats.

Many of these "neglected" children are in their 30's, 40's, and 50's now. Many of them have turned out just fine (and even lowered the divorce rate, perhaps because of their own experiences) Frankly, too many asspats may be a bad thing, considering the psychological confusion exhibited by people in their 20's and early 30's now...

Foster care kids have a tougher time of it for obvious reasons (minimal parental contact, moving from family to family, lacking security), and while I have not checked the stats, I would assume that they may have a higher rate of psychological issues than even the latch key kids. However, I also think most of them turned out OK too.

In Amberlynn's case, I think it was a combination of having little supervision and also skipping school a lot and never developing an interest in anything to sustain her as an adult. I wouldn't call this a trauma, but it did mess up her development and has left her emotionally stunted permanently at approximately age 12. So, she has the same unsupervised impulses she had at 12, and lacks education and experience in things most of us take for granted. I don't think asspats are the issue so much as being left to do whatever she wanted from about the age of 12. That can fuck anyone up.