Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[ADHD]

Greg = Becky

 

[marjoram]

I saw that too and also have no idea what it's about.

Also--welcome to the Farms



edit: oooooh. forgot about that. Thanks

 

[DuckSucker]

Its probably like some ARG psyops shit and AL is actually a spy and that was the real government job--theyre trying to take out the Kentucky Lesbian Mafia. It's like a numbers station, nobody really knows but everybody says they know a guy who knows and it's just totally mundane shit.

Yeah it's probably just something to do with Becky tbh.

 

[Who Now]

Well, now that she's posted a pre-Optavia Torrid video, she is still in hiding. Three ways to go here for next video:
1. Totally pretend everything is normal, no mention of any diet plan other than future "plans" for therapy, doctors, etc.
2. Getting salty over "assumptions" of hadurs talking about Becky's family talking about her and also the snarky comment from Destiny. You guys know nothing boo boo
3. Optavia is fantastic and she has lost 20 pounds! No, not doing a weigh in

 

[Masta]

I noticed something on Ambers Instagram today, why does it say “ Greg; 04.09.17” in her bio? This is my first post on here.. I’ve been wondering ever since I saw it and figured someone here would know.

Sorry if this has been asked before.

Could it be the first time she met with Becky?

 

[Twinkie]

They have stupid nicknames for each other. Amber's is Andrew or something like that. The explanation is buried somewhere on this forum.

 

[Alpo_Farts36]

Actual cleavage should not a) reach all the way to your chins, and b) look like a monstrous ass crack.

I’ll say it again, her cleavage is literally the connect the dots the coroner will use to cut that wonderful ‘Y’ shape they’re known for.

 

[BernardPumpkin]

I gotta say, I feel sorry for this bitch. I know this was discussed sometime in the past, but it’s worth repeating. Even is she drops the theoretical 200 pounds (with a scammy mlm, no less) she’s still gonna be heavy. Didn’t she start her channel at 390 pounds? The damage has already been done and there’s no going back. Her quality of life is fucked. It’s pretty sad that she tried convincing herself that Optavia was the magic pill that was gonna help her turn heel life around. She already bombed on this diet and probably scrambling to make up a bunch of excuses, hence why she’s quiet right now.

she was 350

 

[worthitdummy]

This has got to be one of the saddest posts on her whole tragic Tumblr, and so telling, especially that first paragraph. "I think I just wanted to be famous, lol." And now our gorl is straight up infamous. Close enough, in her world. http://archive.li/zMTx1

Edit: Oh, here's another fun one of Amberlynn believing she can write. "I believe that love is the closest thing to magic." Yes Amber, we all saw Aquamarine (2006) when we were pre-teens. http://archive.li/1cOUp

 

[Dokkaebi]

I went through her pictures and... wow.


2014


now

Edit: removed the 2nd picture because I felt like this picture alone is a better comparison tbh

That last one will haunt my dreams. I never knew a Hefty bag could be so terrifying.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Edit: Oh, here's another fun one of Amberlynn believing she can write. "I believe that love is the closest thing to magic." Yes Amber, we all saw Aquamarine (2006) when we were pre-teens.

And in two short paragraphs, magic/magician is used 12 times. Twelve. Guess our gorl has never heard of a thesaurus.

 

[Malibougie]

First of all she doesnt have BED because she would eat whatever she could, instead AL eats specific foods she enjoys the taste of. Amberlynn Reid overeats because she loves it. She loves the feeling of eating and feeling full because she has massive problems with coping.

Give me a fucking break, both AL and Eugenia Cooney need to be put away.

It's the same high she gets from shopping.

Also if AL ate less she wouldnt die like anorexics would if they ate something.

agreed. AL shops for her food and eats her haul for the dopamine release. She isn’t eating compulsively. She plans her “binges” very carefully.

I could be wrong, I often am, but I think of BED as having a compulsion to eat everything and anything. We never hear of her scarfing down all of Eric & Rickie’s food because she just couldn’t help herself. I always thought of having BED as not being able to stop yourself from eating Everything that will feel good while trying to fill that big emotional hole.

I do think AL has that hole, but I also know that she plans her “binges” and counts going out to eat as one. The truth is, her “binges” are just her falling off of the wagon again.

If an alcoholic is trying to quit they don’t go an buy all of their favorite drinks to have on hand in case the binge monster comes along. You just don’t buy it and make sure it isn’t in the house. It really is that simple. I have this problem with Chantal too. If you can’t not have the junk in the house, have your housemates put locks on the cabinets.

She doesn’t have BED. She likes to eat. She doesn’t actually want to do the work to lose weight. She doesn’t really want to lose weight; which is fine, she just needs to stop “self diagnosing” herself and seek real medical attention, but she won’t because this is how she is choosing to die.

 

[Aldora]

She doesn’t have BED. She likes to eat. She doesn’t actually want to do the work to lose weight. She doesn’t really want to lose weight; which is fine, she just needs to stop “self diagnosing” herself and seek real medical attention, but she won’t because this is how she is choosing to die.

I think ALR Does want to lose weight, she wants to be thin(ner) just so her life will be easier and she can do whatever she wants and go wherever she wants.

What she doesn't want to do is:

Stop eating
Diet
Work out
Go to the gym
Learn self control
See a doctor/nutritionist

 

[Turd Blossom]

And in two short paragraphs, magic/magician is used 12 times. Twelve. Guess our gorl has never heard of a thesaurus.

"Our magician is the one we love. A true magician- not one who sits around trying to put together an act with a set of cards but a magician who carries the scent of passion, the scent of unconditional love. A magician who is nothing but the real maker of love."

So what I'm getting from this is that Becky has become our gorl's magician. A stinky magician. Not a magician with cards, but a true, real maker of love who smells.

 

[Malibougie]

I think ALR Does want to lose weight, she wants to be thin(ner) just so her life will be easier and she can do whatever she wants and go wherever she wants.

What she doesn't want to do is:

Stop eating
Diet
Work out
Go to the gym
Learn self control
See a doctor/nutritionist

But she has never actually out any REAL effort into it. Even when she was living with Krystal, though that may have been the only time she was close to being serious about losing weight.

I guess I don’t understand the logic of wanting something and doing absolute shit about it. For example- “I’m really thirsty. I have a cup and water, but I’m going to just talk about how badly I want it, and about how I could die from dehydration if I don’t drink it.” I mean come on! If she was logical at all she would make a decision and do it!

Drink the water Amber!

 

[Aldora]

But she has never actually out any REAL effort into it. Even when she was living with Krystal, though that may have been the only time she was close to being serious about losing weight.

I guess I don’t understand the logic of wanting something and doing absolute shit about it. For example- “I’m really thirsty. I have a cup and water, but I’m going to just talk about how badly I want it, and about how I could die from dehydration if I don’t drink it.” I mean come on! If she was logical at all she would make a decision and do it!

Drink the water Amber!

When she was living with Crystal, she had no money and was dependent on other people for food. Thats the only way Amber can lose weight, by having all control taken away from her and that is something she will never ever do. And Amber knows this is the only way she can lose weight, look in that Optavia video where she says that she needs someone to tell her what to do.

As for your analogy, I'm not sure its quite right for this situation. If Amber was thirsty she would drink a 2ltr of diet soda, not water.

 

[guccigash]

She doesn’t have BED. She likes to eat. She doesn’t actually want to do the work to lose weight. She doesn’t really want to lose weight; which is fine, she just needs to stop “self diagnosing” herself and seek real medical attention, but she won’t because this is how she is choosing to die.

Oh God, talking of people who actually do binge eat 24/7. i know it's hardly niche but this guy really did stand out if anyone is bored and wants to see a different kind of morbidly obese person.

an acutely self aware and sad case of morbid obesity and it did actually make me mad at all these videos of 500 pounds plus people laughing and lipsmacking doing mukbangs that are essentially killing them while people like justin cry into the food they have to eat but know is killing them. and i like justin.

 

[Malibougie]

When she was living with Crystal, she had no money and was dependent on other people for food. Thats the only way Amber can lose weight, by having all control taken away from her and that is something she will never ever do. And Amber knows this is the only way she can lose weight, look in that Optavia video where she says that she needs someone to tell her what to do.

As for your analogy, I'm not sure its quite right for this situation. If Amber was thirsty she would drink a 2ltr of diet soda, not water.

You are right. In the Krystle era she would talk about how she loved when K’s parents would go out of town because they could eat whatever they wanted. I really do think this lends to the the idea that she really needs inpatient treatment. She can’t do it on her own.

As for the water analogy, my point was most people make a decision and do it. Or at least make some efforts to try. All AL does is buy stuff in preparation for themes diet, but I have yet to actually see her put in more than a week’s effort into any of them.

Take smokers for example. At some point if they really want to quit they make a decision and do what they can to stop. They may slip, but if they really want to stop they don’t slip and go back to smoking a pack a day. I think she likes the planning and shopping, but I don’t think she has decided to lose weight yet. She has access to the right tools yet doesn’t use them.

 

[Aldora]

As for the water analogy, my point was most people make a decision and do it. Or at least make some efforts to try. All AL does is buy stuff in preparation for themes diet, but I have yet to actually see her put in more than a week’s effort into any of them.

Amber loooooooves food, she loves being full, I don't believe its an addiction, there is no binge monster, only Amber. She doesn't want to make effort, that's why she is trying to get that weight loss surgery and when that doctor that she loved sooooo much said she couldn't get weigh loss surgery, she jumped ship and started doctor shopping to find someone who will give her what she wants.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

So.... I think this will be what finally pushes her into the 600s.