Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[clusterfuckk]

Vaguetweet of the day. It looks like she misses Density, but considering she's always been pathetic, any partner is eligible.

Conspiracy theory...
Maybe O2B blocked her already

 

[Copper Saguaro]

I was curious about this shampoo, so I checked Sephora's website and found that their most expensive shampoos are still a bit shy of $100. Now we all know big Al doesn't go to salons, so she most likely would buy expensive shampoo during one of her trips to Lexington. I'm assuming that tweet was just a straight up lie.

Straight, thin hair like hers should be washed every other day ideally. If she really cares about maintaining healthy hair, she should chop off her ridiculous dead ends that somehow make her hair appear even thinner.

 

[ADHD]

If she really cares about maintaining healthy hair, she should chop off her ridiculous dead ends that somehow make her hair appear even thinner.

She should cut off the entire section she had colored blonde last year.

 

[Dragon Lady]

Straight, thin hair like hers should be washed every other day ideally. If she really cares about maintaining healthy hair, she should chop off her ridiculous dead ends that somehow make her hair appear even thinner.

Honestly, I think she should just chop it to her shoulders at the very least, but remember that comment about how fat girls look horrible with short hair or whatever? Her vanity won't let her cut it.

 

[Strine]

Gorl is outdoing herself with unsolicited vagueness today, but even her asspatters are getting jack of it:

 

[Copper Saguaro]

She should cut off the entire section she had colored blonde last year.

Honestly, I think she should just chop it to her shoulders at the very least, but remember that comment about how fat girls look horrible with short hair or whatever? Her vanity won't let her cut it.

Ombre hair is just tacky, and it's not even trendy anymore, so I agree it's got to go. If she got a shoulder length cut, it would be easier for her to manage, and she'd look so much cleaner. Most women with very long hair tend to get very attached to it though, and it becomes a large part of their identity and a safety blanket of sorts. In Amberlynn's case, I'd wager that her hair is one of the only things that make her feel feminine and dainty so I doubt she'd give it up. Or maybe she's under the impression that it hides her moon face, who knows.

All of this is pretty pointless though, what Al should really do is just shave it all off since Becky can only hose her down once a week.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Gorl is outdoing herself with unsolicited vagueness today, but even her asspatters are getting jack of it:

Sure Al. If you didn’t want attention, then why were you calling yourself a bad person yesterday to get likes?

 

[pecansandies]

I did a search but couldn't find the answer: can someone tell me the origins of "dainty"? like it cracks me up every time. Did she refer to herself as dainty ever? or is it something here people just started saying?

 

[toadoftoadhall]

Ombre hair is just tacky, and it's not even trendy anymore, so I agree it's got to go. If she got a shoulder length cut, it would be easier for her to manage, and she'd look so much cleaner. Most women with very long hair tend to get very attached to it though, and it becomes a large part of their identity and a safety blanket of sorts. In Amberlynn's case, I'd wager that her hair is one of the only things that make her feel feminine and dainty so I doubt she'd give it up. Or maybe she's under the impression that it hides her moon face, who knows.

All of this is pretty pointless though, what Al should really do is just shave it all off since Becky can only hose her down and wash her hair once a week.

AL has admitted to as much. However being AL she did it in her rambling, podunk, marble-mouthed version of english. At this point even her sad and thinning hair can't provide the dazzle camo it once did.

 

[ADHD]

Or maybe she's under the impression that it hides her moon face, who knows.

She always keeps it piled in a greasy blob on top of her fat toddler face. It's not hiding anything.

 

[Strine]

Gorl used to try to use it to minimise her cheesewheel face but that was when she washed it regularly and it wasn't thinneeeeeeeen from a combination of awful diet and an endocrine system destroyed by obesity. Gorl hasn't gotten any thinner since 2016, but her hair sure has.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

It's more grease than hair at this point.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Big Al should just go bald at this point. It’s way less upkeep. Her greasy locks don’t make her look feminine anyway since her fat covers up any womanly features she may have.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I did a search but couldn't find the answer: can someone tell me the origins of "dainty"? like it cracks me up every time. Did she refer to herself as dainty ever? or is it something here people just started saying?

Destiny used to say Amber was dainty, because of her mannerisms and inability to do anything requiring effort. also because she liked velvet hangers (called her Princess Velvet Hangers, pillow princess) and because she acts like a spoiled princess as a cover for lazy fatness, at least she did back when they first got together. Now she's just disgusting.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Big Al is the opposite of dainty but it’s cute that she thinks wearing grandma florals, poop buns, and gaudy Wommart earrings make her more dainty. She forgets that daintiness is associated with being light and small, which she is neither.

 

[ADHD]

Big Al should just go bald at this point. It’s way less upkeep. Her greasy locks don’t make her look feminine anyway since her fat covers up any womanly features she may have.

She can use some of her food money to buy some nice wigs.

 

[JambledUpWords]

She can use some of her food money to buy some nice wigs.

A wig would definitely be an upgrade to whatever mess is on her head now.

 

[Beelzebub's Gate]

Ombre hair is just tacky, and it's not even trendy anymore, so I agree it's got to go. If she got a shoulder length cut, it would be easier for her to manage, and she'd look so much cleaner. Most women with very long hair tend to get very attached to it though, and it becomes a large part of their identity and a safety blanket of sorts. In Amberlynn's case, I'd wager that her hair is one of the only things that make her feel feminine and dainty so I doubt she'd give it up. Or maybe she's under the impression that it hides her moon face, who knows.

All of this is pretty pointless though, what Al should really do is just shave it all off since Becky can only hose her down once a week.

Ombre hair also looks terrible if the bleached highlights are brassy, in this case, she has some EXTREME brassiness if she toned it would look better. I believe her hair was originally thick in texture but since she became a supreme deathfat and with usual aging her hair is thinning at a rapid pace. If she wants it to be long the way to go is just a bit below the shoulders.

EDIT: Forgot to mention but having your hair in tight updos constantly is very bad for your scalp, etc.

 

[Strine]

Big Al is the opposite of dainty but it’s cute that she thinks wearing grandma florals, poop buns, and gaudy Wommart earrings make her more dainty. She forgets that daintiness is associated with being light and small, which she is neither.

Daintiness, to our gorl, means embodying as many conventionally feminine features as possible, and making her thumbslave look like a man to heighten the contrast. She fetishises looking girly to an extent that's disturbing in an adult woman, let alone a lesbian. She also only considers whether or not men will find her attractive, not women, but let's not open this Pandora's box again.

 

[toadoftoadhall]

A wig would definitely be an upgrade to whatever mess is on her head now.

But can you imagine the stench of it after having been plopped on top of that greasy rats nest all day? Hell she would be sweating like a whore in church just getting the cheapo clip band around the Costco sized package of hot dogs she calls a head (because lezbereal Honey Boo boo your gorl ain't shopping higher end than amazon for her polyester hair). The fags would need even more toilet water candles to cover that up.