Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[ADHD]

Oh Amber's a role model, alright. Follow her lead and you can meet Dr. Now!

 

[C3PBRO]

Try being in any branch of the military, have any kind of civilian job that requires a security clearance, or be a government employee. You know, an actual government employee and not a serial toilet-hogger in a call center. They always have their nose in your proverbial shit.

But here I am thinking Amber would know anything about having a real job, like a total dumbass.

 

[Wyzzerd]

Regarding her channel and recent content, doesn't it seem like she's speeding through the cycle so quickly that people are finally catching on?

It's fairly obvious that she is going down hill fast.

I think deep down and off camera she is freaking out mentally, even if she doesn't consciously know it, her subconscious does. She knows she is over 600 pounds, she is pretty much bed bound, doesn't have much time left, everything she tries fails miserably, has become that which she once mocked and said she would never become. That's why she is cycling through on an almost weekly basis is because she needs a way out but can't escape her own lack of control.

She has half assed so many diets and plans that now when she needs to make some serious changes, she simply can't do it, and has burned every path to saving her own life. To get out of her situation right now she would need godlike levels of patience, discipline, and willpower.

But a miracle will not happen, so we wait and watch and hope that in the end Twinkie shall have her revenge by pissing on her grave that is pillow mountain.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

I hate this smug cuntish ‘Ummm... ACKSHUALLY’ thing she does now.

A 80 IQ woman believing she is smarter than everyone.

Amazing.

Sit the fuck down Amber.
Oh you already are?

Good.

 

[Bliss]

I wouldn't mind her channel growing if it meant more/better (lolcow)content. But nope, it's Amber.

 

[Pumba]

I understand saying that eating an extra 500 calories isn't really a binge, but when your TDEE is ~4000 calories, maintaining is pretty much a binge.

 

[chicken wings]

I hate this smug cuntish ‘Ummm... ACKSHUALLY’ thing she does now.

To be fair, it's all she has left. If she could be brought down to an even lower level she might actually y'kow, lose some weight.

 

[Damaged Goods]

 

[clusterfuckk]

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Ahhh Victimlynn makes another appearance

 

[Damaged Goods]

Sharla's not much better. She uses twitter primarily to complain and overshare about her family issues. It's crazy how similar AL and her orbiters are

 

[Probably your mom]

I would support AL if she was actually trying. None of this “borrowing calorie” nonsense. I, too, think she’s freaking out mentally. Becky left and went somewhere to be around people. She was outside of AL’s control. Who knows what her family said? Not only that but I think AL knows more than any of us that her body is in trouble. She paints a picture and she wants to believe that she’s okay, but humans are creatures with many layers. Beneath that blob of a head, past her skull and in those lobes, she knows she needs help and her body is breaking down. Her body is giving all sorts of signs. The sad thing is, part of me would like to see her make a turnaround. But she won’t. She will make excuses and drag everyone around her as far down into her hole of obesity and toxicity as possible. Maybe I’ve got too much of a bleeding heart, but I feel bad for the gorl. At least, I do until I remember that AL likes to abuse her girlfriends and then accuse them of rape

I can only hope that once she croaks Becky will read to us the mountain of poetry in those journals Al keeps

 

[THOTto]

It's fairly obvious that she is going down hill fast

Well yeah, have you ever seen a boulder go uphill on its own?
...I’ll see myself out now.

 

[Heidi84]

I wonder if someone, anyone irl, ever tried to talk to her about her weight? Like, "you need to do something or you will die" kind of talk. Krystal parents maybe, what about Becky? It just seems like nobody gives a shit lol

 

[Tesshollidaysflupaknees]

I wonder if someone, anyone irl, ever tried to talk to her about her weight? Like, "you need to do something or you will die" kind of talk. Krystal parents maybe, what about Becky? It just seems like nobody gives a shit lol

Big AL's Aunt has tried to help her in the past. Big AL never took any of her advice though.

 

[Probably your mom]

Wasn’t big AL’s aunt on the farms at one point?

 

[Tesshollidaysflupaknees]

Wasn’t big AL’s aunt on the farms at one point?

She was. She also posted screen shots of her texting AL.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

I wonder if someone, anyone irl, ever tried to talk to her about her weight? Like, "you need to do something or you will die" kind of talk. Krystal parents maybe, what about Becky? It just seems like nobody gives a shit lol

Seen what happens when Becky touches Big AL's food? A little bowl of some cereal? What happens when Eric and Necky make a joke about AL and she was not amused? What do you think when a serious talk takes place? She will chimp out, stomp on the floor with her little dainty feet, scream, cry, untill you leave her alone and bring her food.

Now is Necky's chance, either she can bring AL small portions of healthy food, and put her foot down about it, or let her kween gorge herself to death. Not like Amazin Al will go out and walk to Wommart to haul some food. At best she can waddle to the door for delivery, at least for now. We will soon witness what Becky's spine is made of.

 

[Probably your mom]

She was. She also posted screen shots of her texting AL.

Any links? I’d love to read those

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

Yeah I think Aunt Tammie left when people pointed out she's also pretty white trash, and she didn't like not getting special treatment just for knowing the cow.

 

[Botched Tit Job]

Any links? I’d love to read those

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