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Not only that but some pretty tame stuff was getting deleted too, basically anything that wasn't enabling. Luckily the likes/dislikes ratio was a shitshow and the flowery comments won't fool anyone.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Not only that but some pretty tame stuff was getting deleted too, basically anything that wasn't enabling. Luckily the likes/dislikes ratio was a shitshow and the flowery comments won't fool anyone.
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applying forty dollar foundation with that busted ass brush 
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applying forty dollar foundation with that busted ass brush
It's $40???
Sailor Earth
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She said it was from Becca, and looking it up real quick the bottle looks like the Aqua Luminous whatever.
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-"Brushes don't give me the same effect that I want" That could be because you're not using them correctly. People do use their fingers for makeup, but saying that you can't achieve the same look with brushes is ridiculous.
-She also doesn't need to put that dark color on her lids, her lids are dark enough from God knows what.
-Puts on shimmer.
-"Not the greatest at eyeliner"... proceeds to tell us the various ways she wears her eyeliner... "For the purpose of this video, I won't perfect it (spend more time on it because it takes her an HOUR to do her makeup)"... continues to attempt to perfect it
-Places more shimmer shit on her eyes.
-"I get bored of things real quick" yet she has spent years on YT wearing only mascara and liner
-Talks about how she does her eyes first because she doesn't want glitter or shadow in her primer/foundation ... proceeds to put on primer with the fingers she used to "blend" everything with, saying she'll usually just wipe her hands on a makeup wipe (NEWS FLASH: Makeup wipes don't get rid of all the glitter. Glitter is the herpes of makeup.)
-Uses a minuscule amount of foundation. Her skin is pretty clear, I get that. You could definitely tell that was not enough to cover her face, though. Her redness was still peeking through heavily.
-Over blends the foundation, effectively wiping some away.
-Pumps her mascara in and out of the tube, putting air bubbles in it, which will make it dry up quicker in the long run.
-Admits she did her eyebrows for the video (wondered why they were darker).
-Line of blush.
-Uses a cream eye shadow as highlight. Very chunky glitter. Not cute.
And this has been... finger painting with Big AL! Thanks for tuning in.
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Am I crazy or are her eyebrows more filled in, in this video? She definitely did something to them before turning on the camera.
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1. Why are her hands brown?
2. Why does she not use brushes for anything but foundation?
3. Did she really just try to act like contouring with blush is a thing she came up with on her own? Wow.
4. Why did anyone need to see that? Her makeup is basic as fuck. Not worth sharing how she puts it on.
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Shes gotta be on welfare, I refuse to believe her scant You Tube schedule and her bailing out on You Now is making enough money for her hauling, eating dinners out, makeup shopping and rent and basic bills as well as internet and phone.
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What's the point? I get splurging on a favorite product, but when everything else is cheap as hell you're drawing attention to the lower quality products.
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It's especially egregious considering she doesn't appear to actually use enough foundation, anyway. Why splurge on something you barely use and don't use correctly? If liquid eyeliner is "her thing" why not invest in some killer liquid liner, like KVD, or Stila?
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I know I've brought this up before, but those darkened eyelids are scary as fuck.
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Even the cheapest eye shadows come with something you can use to put it on. You cannot get a nice blend, or even eyecolor with fingers, especially with nails and most especially with that cheap baked stuff. And the opposite is true with foundation. Liquid foundation looks so much more natural when applied with fingers or a sponge. A brush just lays it on top.
She admits she's not good at makeup and she proved it. Why did she feel it necessary? It shouldn't take an hour to put on foundation, unblended eyeshadow, blush/highlighter, mascara and lipstick. You can't cover fat no matter how long you try.
Makeup makes her so confident-that's why she had to say 20 times that she wasn't good at it.
It cracked me up when she said makeup was a form of artistic expression. Yeah, for you and Kailyn.
(For some, it is, I saw a girl with stunning makeup on today, but not for people finger painting)
She ought to just dye her brows, then she doesn't have to think about it. She probably didn't know you can, she's so worldly with her beauty.
So to add to the Amerlynnisms:
Obvvy-too lazy to say obvious
As per uze...-too lazy to say usual
Amberlynn-she says her own name all the time. "Sharla said, Amberlynn, you look so good". "I was thinking, Amberlynn, gorl you bae...". She even goes into third person, "Amberlynn says...". Who talks like that?? I never say "Today I went to the store and said 'Barbarella, you need more makeup..' ". It's just weird.
And of course, boo. You do you, boo.
Where did she say she was worried about lymphedema? Was it YouNow? She should be, but she won't be enough to do anything about it.
She admits she's not good at makeup and she proved it. Why did she feel it necessary? It shouldn't take an hour to put on foundation, unblended eyeshadow, blush/highlighter, mascara and lipstick. You can't cover fat no matter how long you try.
Makeup makes her so confident-that's why she had to say 20 times that she wasn't good at it.
It cracked me up when she said makeup was a form of artistic expression. Yeah, for you and Kailyn.
(For some, it is, I saw a girl with stunning makeup on today, but not for people finger painting)
She ought to just dye her brows, then she doesn't have to think about it. She probably didn't know you can, she's so worldly with her beauty.
So to add to the Amerlynnisms:
Obvvy-too lazy to say obvious
As per uze...-too lazy to say usual
Amberlynn-she says her own name all the time. "Sharla said, Amberlynn, you look so good". "I was thinking, Amberlynn, gorl you bae...". She even goes into third person, "Amberlynn says...". Who talks like that?? I never say "Today I went to the store and said 'Barbarella, you need more makeup..' ". It's just weird.
And of course, boo. You do you, boo.
Where did she say she was worried about lymphedema? Was it YouNow? She should be, but she won't be enough to do anything about it.
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It's even more egregious because nothing she does, nowhere she goes, will it be worth it. Nobody is looking at you in Ross or some shitty Chinese buffet, and even when they do, it's definitely not because they want to know what brand of foundation you're using on that planet of a head.
Of course she says her own name all the time. Girl can't be bothered to be a good, considerate partner to anybody else, she's too busy being in a strictly monogamous relationship with herself.
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She looks like a corpse...
Unrelated but I found a picture (thumbnail) of her from just two years ago and it doesn't like she had dark beetus knuckles then. I wonder if she's actually listened to anyone whose said that she's showing signs of diabetes or she just completely ignore them "cus da h8rs!!!". I also wonder when the last time she went to a doctor is (lol do you think she's vaccinated).
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She probably had child vaccinations since in the civilized world you need certain shots to attend public school. Would not be surprised if not all states were like that.
I doubt she got any voluntary but good idea vaccinations like against HPV.
I could easily see her saying "Lezbereal, there's no proof vaccines are good. But I'm not a health expert".
I doubt she got any voluntary but good idea vaccinations like against HPV.
I could easily see her saying "Lezbereal, there's no proof vaccines are good. But I'm not a health expert".
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She was in the foster system so she's probably vaccinated.
I doubt she's been to a doctor on her own, at least for regular checkups. She doesn't have insurance, and she doesn't want a doctor to tell her she's fat.
She'll go to ER when she has a crisis.
I doubt she's been to a doctor on her own, at least for regular checkups. She doesn't have insurance, and she doesn't want a doctor to tell her she's fat.
She'll go to ER when she has a crisis.
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A minute into her new 'get ready with me' and she says "let's just get through this". That's not something you say when you LOVE doing youtube. Get a fucking job already. The whole video is NOTHING but excuses... it's funny.
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... This is the person who's telling everyone she doesn't have a double chin??