Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[beanbag in a hurry]

I think it's weird that she gains weight every week. I mean, even obese people usually have a "set point" where their weight only fluctuates by a few pounds on a monthly basis but over the years slowly inches upwards. I can understand Becky's rapid weight gain is because ALR wants an eating buddy, but why does ALR gain on a regular basis? I know the answer is because she is eating more and more, but why? It just seems odd to me

Because of the sheer extent of her over eating. I'd say she most likely actually reaches close to or over 10 000 calories a day.
Given that everything she says is a lah she desperately tries to down play the severity of, so I'd put actual money on her 6000 calorie binges being more like 12000 calorie binges. These deathfats can be amazing like that.

 

[Damaged Goods]

I think it's weird that she gains weight every week. I mean, even obese people usually have a "set point" where their weight only fluctuates by a few pounds on a monthly basis but over the years slowly inches upwards. I can understand Becky's rapid weight gain is because ALR wants an eating buddy, but why does ALR gain on a regular basis? I know the answer is because she is eating more and more, but why? It just seems odd to me

Because the more weight she gains, the less she's able to move. The less she's able to move, the less she can do. If all she can do all day is sit/lie in bed, the only pleasure she can experience is from food. And the only distraction she has, not only from the mind-numbing boredom but also from the abysmal failure in every area of her life, is food.

 

[bev]

Yeah, I can see her compensating her lack of ability and activity for the promise of food. What I mean by this is that it's obvious that Becky doesn't like to be inside all day long (she should get a job, but that's besides the point). If she goes outside, she doesn't like to just sit in one spot and be miserable. She wants to mini golf, swim, play badminton, go to the movies, etc. Amber, as we all know, has attachment issues and always needs to know where Becky is at all times and who she's doing it with so that she doesn't get cheated on. Not just because of Destiny+Dana, but bc Amber is capable of also speaking to other people online like she did with Krystle and Page or whoever, and she's convinced other people do it too. Which is why when Amber dies, Becky's not going to be able to post videos since there's no way in hell Amber gave Becks any of her passwords. She won't even let Becky have snapchat or social media like come on now. I can imagine Amber reeing whenever Becky mentions getting a job with, "What am I supposed to do without you here? You want me to be home alone for all that time? What if there's an emergency and none ya'll are here and I dah?"

Anyway, Amber can't keep Becks inside with her forever. So she "lets" Becky out if Becky promises to bring her something back to eat. "Like oh, you guys want to go to the movies? Nah, I'm going to stay here. Can you bring me back this, this, and this, then? Cool thanks." That way Amber gets what she really wants in the end, has something to look forward to, and Becky can't stay out for too long since Amber would blow up her phone claiming she's staruuuved and hasn't eateen in hours. In turn, Becky gets to go out without a bombardment of guilt and questions and does what she would actually like to do. In fact, part of me is convinced that, when home, she still willingly would get Amber takeout because it's a "mission" she can go on to actually do something outside the house since she's so incredibly bored with Amber.

 

[angela_mariac]

I think it's weird that she gains weight every week. I mean, even obese people usually have a "set point" where their weight only fluctuates by a few pounds on a monthly basis but over the years slowly inches upwards. I can understand Becky's rapid weight gain is because ALR wants an eating buddy, but why does ALR gain on a regular basis? I know the answer is because she is eating more and more, but why? It just seems odd to me

It is not weird with her way to eat.... in the same way, you can lose 1 to 3 pounds per week you can gain them as well, plus that in the case of people that is smaller than her you can even have water retention but only will be maxim 1 pound not more than that because is the normal fluctuation when you weight on a daily basis as she does, in her case she is gaining almost 2 pounds per day and as we know what she showed to us on her last video its not a one occasion meal day... that is her daily basis so its normal that she gain that amount so fast...

 

[Pony Horn]

I think it's weird that she gains weight every week. I mean, even obese people usually have a "set point" where their weight only fluctuates by a few pounds on a monthly basis but over the years slowly inches upwards. I can understand Becky's rapid weight gain is because ALR wants an eating buddy, but why does ALR gain on a regular basis? I know the answer is because she is eating more and more, but why? It just seems odd to me

She just hasn't assumed her final form yet.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

Amber, as we all know, has attachment issues and always needs to know where Becky is at all times and who she's doing it with so that she doesn't get cheated on. Not just because of Destiny+Dana, but bc Amber is capable of also speaking to other people online like she did with Krystle and Page or whoever, and she's convinced other people do it too. Which is why when Amber dies, Becky's not going to be able to post videos since there's no way in hell Amber gave Becks any of her passwords.

That's a good point about her propensity for straying in past relationships. Her jealousy issues are definitely a projection of her own fears that Becky might do her dirty the way she does people dirty. I remember a video from last year, where Becky nonchalantly reaches for her phone, and Amber's reaction was SWIFT. You could almost see a brief moment of panic in her face. She can't go out and participate anymore, so the promise of food allows her to keep some control over Becky from a distance. Pathetic, really.

I doubt Becky would physically cheat. She's loyal to a fault, and she still gets something out of this arrangement because she gets to feel needed and useful. Still, this shitshow would take a very interesting turn if she developed a new and budding friendship with another woman, like Apple Pie Lesbian with the Braces. What's AL really gonna do, if Becky finds kinship in someone that doesn't treat her like a punching bag? She might have to change tactics and not be an insufferable twat for once.

I hope it happens. Becky's dull AF, but she can do better.

 

[Strong Tomato]

That's a good point about her propensity for straying in past relationships. Her jealousy issues are definitely a projection of her own fears that Becky might do her dirty the way she does people dirty. I remember a video from last year, where Becky nonchalantly reaches for her phone, and Amber's reaction was SWIFT. You could almost see a brief moment of panic in her face. She can't go out and participate anymore, so the promise of food allows her to keep some control over Becky from a distance. Pathetic, really.

I doubt Becky would physically cheat. She's loyal to a fault, and she still gets something out of this arrangement because she gets to feel needed and useful. Still, this shitshow would take a very interesting turn if she developed a new and budding friendship with another woman, like Apple Pie Lesbian with the Braces. What's AL really gonna do, if Becky finds kinship in someone that doesn't treat her like a punching bag? She might have to change tactics and not be an insufferable twat for once.

I hope it happens. Becky's dull AF, but she can do better.

I would be absolutely living if this shit happened. Amber is so fucking boring, something spicy like this would be very entertaining. Unfortunately though, I agree and doubt Becky would ever cheat. She’s all cozy and tucked into pillow mountain with Amber. At this point it just seems like they’re still together cause Becky feels bad for her and is trying to be a decent person. But fuck, at least stop buying her food.

 

[Twinkie]

If Saint Becky likes to move and be outside so much, why doesn't she walk the fucking dog.

 

[Aldora]

If Saint Becky likes to move and be outside so much, why doesn't she walk the fucking dog.

Amber has even said that Becky is the one who walks Twinkie, but not every day.

First Becky kills her nephew, and now it's up in the air who she will kill next, ALR or Twinkie.

 

[bev]

As though Amber would ever let Twinkie get more attached to Becky than herself. She's always doted on the fact that Twinkie thinks Amber's her person and she'd never give that up. She will never consider Twinks as being their shared dog.

Also, Amber only shows love through food and is feeding her to death. Bitches can't outrun a bad diet, either.

 

[DuckSucker]

I think it's weird that she gains weight every week. I mean, even obese people usually have a "set point" where their weight only fluctuates by a few pounds on a monthly basis but over the years slowly inches upwards. I can understand Becky's rapid weight gain is because ALR wants an eating buddy, but why does ALR gain on a regular basis? I know the answer is because she is eating more and more, but why? It just seems odd to me

I think youre on to something with even obese people "letting" their weight slowly creep up over the years but on a monthly basis it stays about the same so they "dont notice it". In addition to her lack of mobility, she's nearly 30 which even if your metabolism doesnt change that much, most people start to watch their health at that time and take more effort to maintain their health and figure and shit.

I know it doesnt change much, but even if the BMR drops by like 100 calories every couple years or so as you get older, thats still significant to how she can gain weight at her size, because she can eat 400 calories of Reeses in 15 seconds. If she isnt actually accounting for that, she's going to be gaining faster since the gap between her BMR and the extra like 4000 calories she overeats is slowly growing.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Becky is the one who walks Twinkie, but not every day.

The way she emphasized NOT every day made it seem suspicious.

 

[Aldora]

The way she emphasized NOT every day made it seem suspicious.

It's Amber being a bitch and saying it's Becky's fault that Twinkie is fat.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

It's Amber being a bitch and saying it's Becky's fault that Twinkie is fat.

Touché.

 

[Wyzzerd]

I think youre on to something with even obese people "letting" their weight slowly creep up over the years but on a monthly basis it stays about the same so they "dont notice it". In addition to her lack of mobility, she's nearly 30 which even if your metabolism doesnt change that much, most people start to watch their health at that time and take more effort to maintain their health and figure and shit.

I know it doesnt change much, but even if the BMR drops by like 100 calories every couple years or so as you get older, thats still significant to how she can gain weight at her size, because she can eat 400 calories of Reeses in 15 seconds. If she isnt actually accounting for that, she's going to be gaining faster since the gap between her BMR and the extra like 4000 calories she overeats is slowly growing.

To add onto this a bit. The fact that she is most likely bedbound also adds quite a bit to her weight gain.

Normal fatties still go to work and move around a bit, but with deathfats they tend to be completely sedentary. No moving all day, the most they might do is go to the bathroom or wheel themselves to the kitchen for more lard.

Without all those little movements we do all day the pounds just pack right on, just like our pillow mountain queen is doing with her binges.

 

[ADHD]

She wants to mini golf, swim, play badminton, go to the movies, etc.

Becky plays badminton?

I doubt Becky would physically cheat. She's loyal to a fault, and she still gets something out of this arrangement because she gets to feel needed and useful all the tshirts and crayons and snapbacks she wants.

FTFY.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Twinkie is only that heavy because she is draining the life force out of Amber

Well, Twinkie did do 9/11 so this is totally plausible.

 

[Eric's_Lisp]

Becky playing Badminton.???!? I would pay handsomely to actually see that.

I also agree, I think Becky is loyal to a fault. In fact, they have such a fucked up relationship where they are both using each other. There are times where Becky looks at Hamber like she just wants to leave her beached upon Pillow Mountain forever, however, both Hamber and Becky know that she is not strong enough to do so. As a caveat, Hamber literally needs someone in her life, no matter what, as evidenced by the whole Kacey/Krystle situations. She seems to have some type of disorder where she cannot be alone or single. Hamber needs a live body with her at all times and Necky is too intoxicated by the money that comes with enabling the poor sow.

I think now, more so than ever, Necky is becoming visibly disenfranchised with Reid.

 

[bev]

Becky playing Badminton.??‽? I would pay handsomely to actually see that.

Here:

I'll either take the payment via nudes or shallow promises that Brendan Eich will stop being a little bitch. Your choice.

 

[Eric's_Lisp]

Here:

I'll either take the payment via nudes or shallow promises that Brendan Eich will stop being a little bitch. Your choice.

LMAO!! Holy Shit! PM your cash app. Necky got some moves. Fuck dude, as much as I can't stand Necky and think she's a dullard, she deserves a life much better than Hamber.

P.S. Doesn't everyone seem much happier and more...I don't know....alive....when Hambubger is not around?