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Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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angela_mariac
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fucking liar!!! and triking her new subs with that.. we can double check these to see what new lies she will add on the new video
Mauve Olive
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Lol, she only wants people to ask questions about her time in foster care because her time was pretty mundane and she needs ideas for how to make it interesting. So when someone asks "Did your foster mom ever burn you with cigarette ends" she can riff off of that because she's not imaginative enough to come up with her own lies.
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"A very very large portion of my life", colour me surprised that even her supposed past traumas are served up like orange chicken.
Eta P.s. @a dinosaur what's the upshot of the vids please, I'm work-lurking and can't watch?
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Never forget:
Becky could have been cute. Surely not a model or anything, but “rural-Southern-redneck cute” at least.
Instead she settles for this:
She really must be exceptional.
Damn, this photo is giving me nightmares already.
Becky could have been cute. Surely not a model or anything, but “rural-Southern-redneck cute” at least.
Instead she settles for this:
She really must be exceptional.
Damn, this photo is giving me nightmares already.
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So I can't help but wonder what kind of nonsense Amber is going to upload for Independence Day. I'd venture a guess of a 74-hotdog mukbang in honor of National hero - and the grossest eater alive outside of Chantal - Joey Chestnut, and his record-breaking Mustard Belt win last year, but we all know our gorl isn't a fan of hotdogs as they remind her of wangs. And wangs are disgusteeen y'all.
Apparently giant cream cheese covered cucumbers, big ol' meaty sausage links and tubed turkey get a pass but who are we to question the wisdom of LogicLynn?
I can't believe it's been an entire year (well almost... I think her vlogs were pretty far behind last summer too) since last year's 4th of July extravaganza: where our gorl flaunted bags and bags of fireworks, made sure to boast that she alone purchased ALL of them, then made Eric and Ricky set them off because of her never-mentioned-before, and never-mentioned-again crippling lighter anxiety situation. And naturally, showed us none of it so we just had to take her word for it that it was amazeeen!
Holy shit, she definitely was behind, this was uploaded on July 21. Never change, Amber!
Around 1:30 she actually claimed that she's never used a lighter in her "whole life" and Becky has had some sort of traumatic incident regarding fireworks, because of course she does. Maybe one day we'll be treated to the riveting story of how Becky's birth uncle lost a hand to a ground bloom flower.
Apparently giant cream cheese covered cucumbers, big ol' meaty sausage links and tubed turkey get a pass but who are we to question the wisdom of LogicLynn?
I can't believe it's been an entire year (well almost... I think her vlogs were pretty far behind last summer too) since last year's 4th of July extravaganza: where our gorl flaunted bags and bags of fireworks, made sure to boast that she alone purchased ALL of them, then made Eric and Ricky set them off because of her never-mentioned-before, and never-mentioned-again crippling lighter anxiety situation. And naturally, showed us none of it so we just had to take her word for it that it was amazeeen!
Holy shit, she definitely was behind, this was uploaded on July 21. Never change, Amber!
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Look at that thumbnail. She must've gained 100 pounds in the past year
Whatthefuck
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She didn’t spend all that much time in the foster system if we really break it down. Now this is dependent on HER timeline so grab your massive grain of salt. She was taken at 11 at some point they attempted reunification she was taken again and then sent to a girl’s home because she was trouble, quelle suprise. I think before she aged out she was living with her aunt and grandmother and once she hit 18 she latched her ungrateful, hateful self onto Kasey, a minor, and her mother who was clearly on a low income and stretched it for this fucking sow out of the kindness of her heart.
In foster care she would cheat her parents and the system by bringing lunches the parents made and getting the second free lunch courtesy of the foster system.
I’d estimate she spent maybe a total of 4 years in the foster’s homes and it doesn’t sound like it was anything, but a decent experience.
She can fuck off. She lies and rests heavily on this period as a crutch to be a glutton. She was clearly such a massive cunt that none of the fosters would adopt her, but they took her two younger brothers. Sounds to me like she and her other brother were troublemakers given the girls home thing and having revisited those tweets from the Kasey era, which I didn’t mind at all as they’re a good reminder, she likely treated her fosters the same way.
In foster care she would cheat her parents and the system by bringing lunches the parents made and getting the second free lunch courtesy of the foster system.
I’d estimate she spent maybe a total of 4 years in the foster’s homes and it doesn’t sound like it was anything, but a decent experience.
She can fuck off. She lies and rests heavily on this period as a crutch to be a glutton. She was clearly such a massive cunt that none of the fosters would adopt her, but they took her two younger brothers. Sounds to me like she and her other brother were troublemakers given the girls home thing and having revisited those tweets from the Kasey era, which I didn’t mind at all as they’re a good reminder, she likely treated her fosters the same way.
angela_mariac
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For more hard that could be separated from your parents, as she describe's how was to live with them she should be thankful for those souls that decide to give her their love and care without asking nothing but to give her a good life in return... but as you said she and her brother since they grew up to much time into that nasty and toxic environment that was to live with her natural parents they learned how to beg and be a pair of lychees of the system.. the result brights for their presence... her brother is or was in jail and she is a fucking cow that sucks everything from the places that she stay's..
she not only scam kristel parents and over abuse from them as she did with kasey's mum and did even with her own family.. no wonder why life now gave her a pair of lychees for herself in Kentucky to suck her money... and to be honest after seeing her nasty way to be i hope they literally suck all her money and like that she will learn how to really work and perhaps like that she will finally lose weight...
i am not surprised why her best friend from childhood stop to talk to her after she moved to her house as a foster care home... I bet she realises (her friend) how she used to abuse from her parents well intentions and abuse from her... if she was a good foster care kid, of course, they would adopt her or any of the places she was.. but of course not she is just a fucking dainty abusive cow
in another hand, i just hope that her 2 younger brothers don't even try to look up for their real family... because will have a huge disappointment...
after seeing her videos about her "traumatic" childhood just to know that her parents leave a baby shock himself with the cord of a curtain.... to be honest, i no wonder why she is such a cunt... God bless she is so fucking fat that will not be approved to adopt any child and is not able to have kids... also now i understand why Becky's family and Erci's family keep away their kids from her
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That's actually legit what they have to tell new mothers as they leave the hospital now.
"Make sure you actually hold your baby and talk to them, don't just parent through a camera lens."
So many new mothers end up on social media and are too busy showing their kids off to actually engage them in meaningful playtime. It's fucking sad.
Look, I can see shoulders and a neck that resemble human form
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She still has a vaguely human form about her in that thumbnail. That video is less than a year old. 2018/19 was not kind to ALR but then again, what is?
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Sorry to disappoint but you got a torrid haul today
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Any kid that Amber would miraculously squeeze out is going to end up a drug addict, morbidly obese, or dead.
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If she did somehow manage to catch pregs, she probably wouldn't even know she's perganant and the fetus would slip out her dainty hole and crawl up into one of her folds to incubate like a worm-like baby kangaroo.
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Agreed. She doesn't comprehend how good she had it. I'll openly acknowledge that living with her parents was awful -- but even she says it wasn't abusive so much as neglectful. They were poor, they were addicts, and they were crappy parents. That's unfortunate. She didn't have a fantastic childhood. That's sad. It would be nice if every little princess got a pony for Christmas, but life ain't fair.
She frames this whole thing as she's looking for a family because she never had one. She gets choked up thinking that she hasn't had a "blood relative" come see her in a decade. But she's insinuated herself into the lives of every girlfriend's family, and goes on about how family isn't "just" blood, or "just" because of marriage. Okay, fine. So how come those foster parents didn't count? If Becky's family (who loathes her) is "her" family now, how come the foster parents who evidently did their very best out of the kindness of their hearts weren't good enough to qualify as "family" to her?
And as @Whatthefuck said, she went back to her family over and over again. Her mom might not ever have been competent, but her aunt and grandmother were also in the picture and trying to support her. Between the three of them, I'm sure they could have created a relatively stable, caring environment. But AL fucked it up. And I wouldn't blame her too much for this, since she was a teenager and all teenagers are psychotic at times, but she doesn't see how her behavior might have impacted things. If she ever said something like, "I was hard to live with as a teenager, and that lead to me having to go live in a group home," I'd cut her a tiny bit of slack when it comes to this era of her life. But no. She's all victim, all the time.
Chantal's the same way. Anything for sympathy. Anything for an excuse to keep eating. Anything to avoid taking even partial responsibility for their own actions, ever.
This is part of the fascination for me about these two: The mental gymnastics are pretty amazing, but even more amazing is their conviction that they're winning, they're right, and everyone else just doesn't get it -- while they're actively destroying their lives. It's just hard to look away.
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We all know these fatties want it all with the minimal effort, she doesn't want to lost weight and become a healthy mother to future kids, she wants to make a little slave as fast as she can before is too late, they want a little slave to guilt trap to serve them in the future.
Parents may die or don't fall in the guilt trap, partners can die or leave, but the kids can be trapped long enough to outlive them, so they have someone to clean their folds, excrement and fetch them food.
We saw this movie a thousand times and I don't doubt Hamber will try that eventually when she realise is going to be hard to find other butlers or guilt trap a family member (since she shits in all of them).
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can't wait for the story where Nephew #179 got hit by a firework on july 4th and fucking died in front of becky's eyes, forever tainting the great american holiday for her. bonus points if becky lit the firework herself lol.
o, say can you see.... !
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Ok so i gotta ask about the nephew situation that has been referred to many times. I tried to find out on my own about it but there are so many alr threads and posts. How many dead or damaged nephews are we talking about?
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okay, so you know how the universe is infinite?
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Remember, tomorrow is the day BenevolentLynn will grace us with a story about her meeting (?) with a weight loss doctor. I'm sure we're all waiting with bated breath!